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Hey there! it's uh- it's been a while huh HGJKHLJ

I guess it really goes without saying now since the blog hasn't been updated in months but this blog is on a permanent hiatus, very sorry to leave it off like this but being real it probably wasn't gonna be updated so yeah-

thank you for joining us in all of this!! it was very fun and I'm glad we got to share this with y'all!

the blog will stay up, don't worry, but it won't be updated again

once again, thank you!

-mod ophelia

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For the mods: This has probably already been asked before (sorry if it has), but why is the AU called IKEA??

(kinda an inside joke but the phrase “ikea is just reality but to the left” stuck with neb and I and when we were looking for a name for this au we started with saying this au is just canon but to the left and that was changed to ikea au FGHDFGJKHJ

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For the mods: This has probably already been asked before (sorry if it has), but why is the AU called IKEA??

(kinda an inside joke but the phrase “ikea is just reality but to the left” stuck with neb and I and when we were looking for a name for this au we started with saying this au is just canon but to the left and that was changed to ikea au FGHDFGJKHJ

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(Psst! Hey, mods! Are you guys going to be taking a break for xmas? Because if so I don't want to be sending you guys asks while you're trying to do other things...)

(probably yeah! We’re probably gonna finish whats going on here by either tomorrow or the day after and then we’ll take a short break since a l o t has happened in the plot GFHJGKHJ after the actor leaves we’ll hold off from anymore big lore reveals until sometime in the new year FHGKJHL

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Actor.... This won't bring back Celine.... Just leave them, it's rotten work.

       Time seemed to stop as the words painted crimson wrote themselves upon the airs of the void. Everything was still, still for just a heartbeat as the Actor’s eyes read over those accursed words. The only calm before the storm was the single hitched breath of a man so bolded in his hubris. That was the only calm.

       Something in those words made the Actor snap. With a slam of his cane a thunderclap so loud it made the guardian’s ears ring echoed forth across the void. Cracks like ice snapped from the impact and zig-zagged glowing red across the pitch black floor. 

       “DO NOT-” The Executioner threw a pointed finger towards the words like a damning note, “DO NOT BRING CELINE INTO THIS. DO NOT MENTION HER NAME.”

      The air of the void roiled in rage, crimson near tangible in swirls of anger around the man. It was an unbelievable fury that shattered his cocky façade, leaving the mask of a composed man in the dirt.

      “YOU! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO MENTION HER! This is not about her anymore and YET YOU DARE BRING HER INTO THIS! How COULD you, HOW-”

       “YOU!”

       A bellow from behind the three figures in the void seemed to shake the walls around them all. They all whipped in that direction to see a figure silhouetted against a black and white swirl of a portal, clutching a sword in her hands. Mem and Mori, previously trembling relaxed tenfold at the sight. The Actor could not get a good look at the new arrival before they jetted forwards. 

      In an instant the Executioner had a sword-tip against his neck and the fury of the universe staring him in the eyes. 

“...?”

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(For mods) when would we be able to talk to the judge by any chance?

(not today, but eventually

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You know Executioner isn't a very heroic name to have. Maybe that tells something about your true colours Mr. 'Hero'

     ��A title is a title. A hero is a hero. My colors are maroon you fucking dimwit are you kidding me fuck youo lsjdfjasldfa”

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Ah, he sees himself as the hero! Of course he does. I would have expected no less from a man so conceited. You say I have no right to mock you from behind a mask, and you make a good point, but please consider the fact that I do not care.

    “Hmph. Fine then. Your words mean nothing to me, worthless drivel. I do not care either, we are at a stand still, faceless.”

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Actor you thought they were dead right? You thought you killed them for good before right? Is that why you said they wouldn’t be a problem before, because you thought you had killed them?

      “...Yes,” The Executioner looked to Memento and Mori, still huddled in the same place they’ve been. Their eyes widen just a bit at the words scrawled in maroon, “Yes. I was certain they were gone, I was CERTAIN!”

      His words boomed around the void. The two guardians flinch.

      “But.. but. That will be solved in due time. Not today, no, but in due time. Yes.”

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So Actor, you don’t know who ‘the judge’ is correct?

     “I can assure you I do not know, and why would I make this public knowledge anyhow? You have no right to know. Now cease talk of this, I do not want to hear this anymore.” 

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(for the mods) so are the executioner and the actor the same person, i've read most of the posts but i am still confused about that lmao

(yes they are! same person same bastard GHFJGKHLJ;

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Hey actor, fuck you

>:(

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Well, Actor, you’ve been very vague thus far, which is all well and good- I appreciate a cocky, cryptic villain whose every line is accompanied by a threat; it’s cute. But it also tires very quickly. So why don’t you cut the crap and tell us about your history with these three?

       The h̛e̵r͜o̴ of the story took on quite an annoyed expression as the message formed in front of him. 

       “What right do you have,” he spits, “as a faceless messenger, what right do you have to mock me? What right? None. I will tell you nothing. You may tire quickly but I do not.”

      Meanwhile the two guardians silently look on. They no longer shake, more looking upon the man with skeptic curiosity. History? What history? They do not remember him. And maybe that is for the better. 

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Actor i would like to ask you a question. we have heard from you a lot and known you as the executioner. we have also heard of someone known as the judge. may we learn anything about who this judge is. or if you are even working with him.

      The Actor frowned at the words scrawled in the air of the void. His cane tap, tap, tapped on the floor as he pondered the questions at hand.

      “Hm. Well, listeners, to your misfortune I do not know of this person. Though if I do become aware of such a person I shall not inform you whatsoever. Suck it.”

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Hello everyone! Mod Neb here!!

So we already have a playlist for the IKEA au as a whole which can be found ->here<-!! But now we also have character specific playlists!! One for each of the trio, Mem, Mori, Una, Exe and The judge!! Ophelia came up with the idea and we created playlists for all of them!! Enjoy :D!!

-> Una’s Playlist ⚔️

-> Mem’s Playlist ⏳

-> Mori’s Playlist 🌹

-> Executioner’s playlist 💀

-> The Judge’s playlist  ⚖

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That was in the past. Una coming now is more likely than what you think, Mem and Mori, I promise Una is coming as soon as she can, she’ll come.

     While the two guardians perked up with hope, the Actor scoffed. He waved a dismissive hand towards the message and crossed his arms.

      “Whether or not she arrives here is not of any worry to me. I could not care less, she couldn’t do anything substantial to stop me. I am more than capable. She is little more than a roadblock. I will get by her eventually.’

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It really shouldn't be a surprise to you that Mem and Mori are alive, Executioner. You couldn't kill Damien and you can't kill them. Now leave them alone before Una is forced to deal with you

       The Executioner glared at the message and hissed through his teeth. Raising his cane, he swung it in the direction of the guardians, the tip pointing at their throats.

       “I suggest you hold your goddamn tongue if you want to see your precious heroes safe and sound. Don’t fucking mock me, you have no idea what you’re talking about. You have no clue what I can do. You have no clue what I HAVE done!” He snarled.

       “And your petty little threat of Una? I couldn’t give a damn about if she comes or not! Do you really think she would come running? That woman is too caught up in her own pride to listen to any of you. She didn’t come in time in the past and she won’t now. She is not of concern to me.”