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[ask-the-inbetween-attorney]

“So I’m guessing in the basement this girl and her friends have a pentagram they use to do this?”

No. It's surprisingly simple to summon ghosts. Do you know how spirit channeling works? It's that setup with a different medium. They're just using something inhuman as a medium, therefore ghosts appear.

[ask-the-inbetween-attorney]

“Oh, now you’ve gotten me even more curious. Who has she summoned from the dead?”

Let's see... A considerable amount of ones from urban legends, a guy from the Victorian era who I thought was still in Britain, although that one was an accident, and... I actually think that might be it.

[ask-the-inbetween-attorney]

“……wait you have a kid? Who’s parents where stupid enough to leave a kid in your care? And what’s this about summoning the dead?”

Yeah, alright, long story.

Basically, legally, the kid didn't have parents, and because my husband was on her dad's murder case, he went, "hey, let's take her in," and it spiraled from there.

And yeah. Her and her friends keep summoning dead people. Most of which won't FUCKING GO AWAY!

*He tells that last part out of the door.

[ask-the-inbetween-attorney]

“….Sure, why not, though if you continue that attitude of yours I’m going to have to kill you.”

Alright, kill me, coward, I didn't ask for you to show up.

Unless my kid decided to start summoning dead things again. That's kind of asking, right?

[ask-the-inbetween-attorney]

“Oh don’t be like that, you gotta have something about you that’s at least interesting to know. Maybe about the drinks you like, your family, your love life, your job, anything.”

///fucking love the meme you made.

Look, I genuinely do not know what to tell you. I don't know, the ghost thing, I guess? Wanna hear about all that bullshit?

[ask-the-inbetween-attorney]

“Hello Cobalt, names Hades. Arpeggio told me about you and being the curious god that I am, I went to see what the fuss was about. So kid, what’s so interesting about you?”

No fuckin' clue. Not my name, by the way.

[ask-the-inbetween-attorney]

"Oh, fuck off, Arpeggio, it's one less shitty person like him in the world."

///alright then, I’ll see what I can do for this event here.

Interviewer: “First off let me just say that’s it’s a pleasure to be one of the lucky few to interview a member of THE wright anything agency. Now then, first question, mister coda sir, what would you say your toughest case has been yet, and also which murderer have you grown to despise the most. To make this question more interesting, it can’t be Mitchell, Bryce, or Chase as you have clearly shown hatred for each of them, so how about one you haven’t gotten to talking about much.”

"It's... hard to say which case was the most difficult. I'd say it was my first case, since I barely knew what I was doing... they don't teach you how to deal with the dead in law school."

"As for my least favorite murderer... I couldn't tell you. You've already taken out the best options I could think of, and the rest of them I don't hate nearly as much."

[ask-the-inbetween-attorney]

"To remember it, why else? Is it not common to be bad with remembering names?"

///alright then, I’ll see what I can do for this event here.

Interviewer: “First off let me just say that’s it’s a pleasure to be one of the lucky few to interview a member of THE wright anything agency. Now then, first question, mister coda sir, what would you say your toughest case has been yet, and also which murderer have you grown to despise the most. To make this question more interesting, it can’t be Mitchell, Bryce, or Chase as you have clearly shown hatred for each of them, so how about one you haven’t gotten to talking about much.”

"It's... hard to say which case was the most difficult. I'd say it was my first case, since I barely knew what I was doing... they don't teach you how to deal with the dead in law school."

"As for my least favorite murderer... I couldn't tell you. You've already taken out the best options I could think of, and the rest of them I don't hate nearly as much."

[ask-the-inbetween-attorney]

"True..."

"...Let's move on. Could I get your name, sir? I'd like to address you properly if we do another interview."

///alright then, I’ll see what I can do for this event here.

Interviewer: “First off let me just say that’s it’s a pleasure to be one of the lucky few to interview a member of THE wright anything agency. Now then, first question, mister coda sir, what would you say your toughest case has been yet, and also which murderer have you grown to despise the most. To make this question more interesting, it can’t be Mitchell, Bryce, or Chase as you have clearly shown hatred for each of them, so how about one you haven’t gotten to talking about much.”

"It's... hard to say which case was the most difficult. I'd say it was my first case, since I barely knew what I was doing... they don't teach you how to deal with the dead in law school."

"As for my least favorite murderer... I couldn't tell you. You've already taken out the best options I could think of, and the rest of them I don't hate nearly as much."

[ask-the-inbetween-attorney]

"Why should I care about the world when it never cared about me!?"

"Also, I don't know this guy's name, sadly. I certainly wish I did."

///alright then, I’ll see what I can do for this event here.

Interviewer: “First off let me just say that’s it’s a pleasure to be one of the lucky few to interview a member of THE wright anything agency. Now then, first question, mister coda sir, what would you say your toughest case has been yet, and also which murderer have you grown to despise the most. To make this question more interesting, it can’t be Mitchell, Bryce, or Chase as you have clearly shown hatred for each of them, so how about one you haven’t gotten to talking about much.”

"It's... hard to say which case was the most difficult. I'd say it was my first case, since I barely knew what I was doing... they don't teach you how to deal with the dead in law school."

"As for my least favorite murderer... I couldn't tell you. You've already taken out the best options I could think of, and the rest of them I don't hate nearly as much."

[ask-the-inbetween-attorney]

"Take a hint. I'm not answering that question. That information is for me to know and me alone. That answer dies with me, got it?"

///alright then, I’ll see what I can do for this event here.

Interviewer: “First off let me just say that’s it’s a pleasure to be one of the lucky few to interview a member of THE wright anything agency. Now then, first question, mister coda sir, what would you say your toughest case has been yet, and also which murderer have you grown to despise the most. To make this question more interesting, it can’t be Mitchell, Bryce, or Chase as you have clearly shown hatred for each of them, so how about one you haven’t gotten to talking about much.”

"It's... hard to say which case was the most difficult. I'd say it was my first case, since I barely knew what I was doing... they don't teach you how to deal with the dead in law school."

"As for my least favorite murderer... I couldn't tell you. You've already taken out the best options I could think of, and the rest of them I don't hate nearly as much."

[ask-the-inbetween-attorney]

"... Well, you don't see me going around saying how great I am. I'm not a good person, I think that's common knowledge."

///alright then, I’ll see what I can do for this event here.

Interviewer: “First off let me just say that’s it’s a pleasure to be one of the lucky few to interview a member of THE wright anything agency. Now then, first question, mister coda sir, what would you say your toughest case has been yet, and also which murderer have you grown to despise the most. To make this question more interesting, it can’t be Mitchell, Bryce, or Chase as you have clearly shown hatred for each of them, so how about one you haven’t gotten to talking about much.”

"It's... hard to say which case was the most difficult. I'd say it was my first case, since I barely knew what I was doing... they don't teach you how to deal with the dead in law school."

"As for my least favorite murderer... I couldn't tell you. You've already taken out the best options I could think of, and the rest of them I don't hate nearly as much."

[ask-the-inbetween-attorney]

"...Sorry? I think... I think we're treading on some dangerous ground here. I just do my job. I'm a protector, after all... It's what I do. It's what I'm known for."

///alright then, I’ll see what I can do for this event here.

Interviewer: “First off let me just say that’s it’s a pleasure to be one of the lucky few to interview a member of THE wright anything agency. Now then, first question, mister coda sir, what would you say your toughest case has been yet, and also which murderer have you grown to despise the most. To make this question more interesting, it can’t be Mitchell, Bryce, or Chase as you have clearly shown hatred for each of them, so how about one you haven’t gotten to talking about much.”

"It's... hard to say which case was the most difficult. I'd say it was my first case, since I barely knew what I was doing... they don't teach you how to deal with the dead in law school."

"As for my least favorite murderer... I couldn't tell you. You've already taken out the best options I could think of, and the rest of them I don't hate nearly as much."

[ask-the-inbetween-attorney]

"...After a while... I suppose I'd just get used to it. Could be by victim three. Who knows? I've lost a lot of things throughout my life. I can do it again... I think..."

///alright then, I’ll see what I can do for this event here.

Interviewer: “First off let me just say that’s it’s a pleasure to be one of the lucky few to interview a member of THE wright anything agency. Now then, first question, mister coda sir, what would you say your toughest case has been yet, and also which murderer have you grown to despise the most. To make this question more interesting, it can’t be Mitchell, Bryce, or Chase as you have clearly shown hatred for each of them, so how about one you haven’t gotten to talking about much.”

"It's... hard to say which case was the most difficult. I'd say it was my first case, since I barely knew what I was doing... they don't teach you how to deal with the dead in law school."

"As for my least favorite murderer... I couldn't tell you. You've already taken out the best options I could think of, and the rest of them I don't hate nearly as much."

[ask-the-inbetween-attorney]

"That's... A bit personal, isn't it...? Do people really want to know that?! Besides, it's nuanced. How did they all die, is it all at once, do I go with them... There's a lot factoring into my answer here."

///alright then, I’ll see what I can do for this event here.

Interviewer: “First off let me just say that’s it’s a pleasure to be one of the lucky few to interview a member of THE wright anything agency. Now then, first question, mister coda sir, what would you say your toughest case has been yet, and also which murderer have you grown to despise the most. To make this question more interesting, it can’t be Mitchell, Bryce, or Chase as you have clearly shown hatred for each of them, so how about one you haven’t gotten to talking about much.”

"It's... hard to say which case was the most difficult. I'd say it was my first case, since I barely knew what I was doing... they don't teach you how to deal with the dead in law school."

"As for my least favorite murderer... I couldn't tell you. You've already taken out the best options I could think of, and the rest of them I don't hate nearly as much."

[ask-the-inbetween-attorney]

"My co-workers? Where do I even start with them... You can't hide ANYTHING from them. I seem to be the only person in that office who isn't some sort of lie detector. I'm sure you've seen their trials. Phoenix especially..."

///alright then, I’ll see what I can do for this event here.

Interviewer: “First off let me just say that’s it’s a pleasure to be one of the lucky few to interview a member of THE wright anything agency. Now then, first question, mister coda sir, what would you say your toughest case has been yet, and also which murderer have you grown to despise the most. To make this question more interesting, it can’t be Mitchell, Bryce, or Chase as you have clearly shown hatred for each of them, so how about one you haven’t gotten to talking about much.”

"It's... hard to say which case was the most difficult. I'd say it was my first case, since I barely knew what I was doing... they don't teach you how to deal with the dead in law school."

"As for my least favorite murderer... I couldn't tell you. You've already taken out the best options I could think of, and the rest of them I don't hate nearly as much."

[ask-the-inbetween-attorney]

"Most of the ones that have hung around can actually appear to the living and simply usually won't. From what I've heard, it's not usually worth the effort to do it, but I wouldn't know for sure."

///alright then, I’ll see what I can do for this event here.

Interviewer: “First off let me just say that’s it’s a pleasure to be one of the lucky few to interview a member of THE wright anything agency. Now then, first question, mister coda sir, what would you say your toughest case has been yet, and also which murderer have you grown to despise the most. To make this question more interesting, it can’t be Mitchell, Bryce, or Chase as you have clearly shown hatred for each of them, so how about one you haven’t gotten to talking about much.”

"It's... hard to say which case was the most difficult. I'd say it was my first case, since I barely knew what I was doing... they don't teach you how to deal with the dead in law school."

"As for my least favorite murderer... I couldn't tell you. You've already taken out the best options I could think of, and the rest of them I don't hate nearly as much."