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Hello, everyone!

Before you send asks, I've decided to come up with some rules.

I ask you respectfully to follow these rules, or your question might not be answered!

No gore/nsfw media allowed in the asks... please.

Spicy asks are allowed, but please nothing too explicit.

No incest... please...

Jonathan will obviously be answering these, he's a sweet boy, so don't traumatize him...

Ships are okay, unless it's DIO x Jonathan or any other weird shit.

I am a student, and I intend to take breaks over the summer to get my mind off of things!

Heavily inspired by @ask-dr-kujo, @ask-team-bucciarati, @ask-la-squadra, @ask-the-jofoes, @ask-the-joestars (especially ask the joestars)... and finally my Kakyoin blog, @ask-kakyoin-noriaki

I will write in a British accent, I'm sorry 😇 (I'm not sorry).

Now that you've read the rules... get to asking! Mod out.

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its been a week, daddy. i really really miss you. i’ve been failing all my classes and mommy hits me. she changed my name to tiggle timpson. i forgive you, daddy. please come back.

sorry son. dads still gettin the cigarettes

Jokes aside, I may go on hiatus for a weeeee bit. I’ve been stressing suuper bad and when I have free time it’s being eaten up by moving houses. I’m really sorry I haven’t been as active. I don’t know how long I’ll be, but I am guaranteed to be back for the Summer!

-mod

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JOHNNY…ur my fav :3 i think ur really cool and a very interesting character! *gives you a flower or whatever * :3

….Thanks.

-Johnny

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Raise your hand if you're fruity

(Everyone raises their hands. Except Jotaro.)

…Jotaro, raise your hand. -Joseph

No. I’m not ‘fruity’, I have no reason to. -Jotaro

Uh, then what was the deal with you and Kakyoin? -Joseph

We were friends. That’s it. -Jotaro

That’s what I said about Gyro. -Johnny

Shut the Hell up, Hillbilly. -Jotaro

Damnit boy, raise your hand or else I’ll show the Christmas party photos! -Johnny

(Jotaro slowly raises his hand.)

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I was definitely calling for one of y'all, but it's cute that y'all came. :)

See? I knew they were calling for me! -Joseph

Uh, no. It was me. I’m the most popular ‘JoJo’ of the family. -Jotaro

Yeah, right. As if. -Jolyne

Would you all stop it already? There is no reason to argue! Goodness. Anyways, thank you for the compliment! -Jonathan

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Hey, JoJo!

(They all come running in, trampling each other over in the process)

I’m pretty sure they mean me! -Jonathan

No, I was the one being called for, obviously! Move it!! -Joseph

Ow! Watch your damn elbows, old man. I heard me being called for. -Jotaro

Uh, aren’t all of our nicknames…’JoJo’? -Josuke

Oh, I thought it said GioGio. I’m out. -Giorno

(Giorno leaves)

Ehh? Did somebody call me? If it was Ermes, tell her I’m busy! -Jolyne

Damnit, what do y’all want? Who called for me, huh?! -Johnny

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hey johnny... if u let me borrow a kiss, i promise to give it right back 😼

(joking...)

Uh, no thanks. I’m…uh, taken. Shoo.

-Johnny

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Johnny, you should acquaint yourself with the film Brokeback Mountain.

It's about cowboys!

A film ‘bout cowboys sounds pretty good. I’ll ask Gyro to watch it with me, since he’s said somethin’ about it before. Thanks.

-Johnny

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Jonathan, do you know that Giorno sells organs?

Ah…no, I didn’t.

That’s amazing! Absolutely splendid! I didn’t know he helped those that need them! He’s such a wonderful boy, isn’t he? I’m proud that he’s my son!

-Jonathan

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johnny, you literally have the fruitiest bloodline in history. you come from a long line of crayons.

Alright, alright! I get the idea….That was very creative though. I kinda laughed a lil’ bit.

-Johnny

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Johnny. Have you seen Joseph? That man is so fruity you can tell from a mile away.

You seriously don't have to worry.

…You’re right, I guess. He’s gayer than a two dollar bill.

But, dang, I was kind of proud to be able to claim the title of ‘straightest Joestar’!

-Johnny

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No freaking way

You got a certified, limited edition Mista plushie (distributed by Passione with each purchase of a left lung)! Glad you did business with us, Mister Silly.

-Giogio

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Giorno you're cringe

Cringe?

Well, at least I’m free. I don’t care what you think.

-Giogio

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Jotarussy

🌚

…

-Jotaro

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Jotaro are you a Dilf?

(Long, deep sigh.)

I don’t know. That’s other people’s opinion, not mine.

-Jotaro

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What if due to weird time paradox shenanigans part 2 Joseph met part 3 Joseph?

Unfortunately, that cannot happen.. My dear Robert told me that, due to the timeline collapsing, time is reversing random events. -Jonathan

And ‘cause of that, I got younger! There aren’t two of me existing at once, sadly… The world just couldn’t handle how great it’d be.

But, uh, we still don’t know why Jotaro goes through a bunch of different ages instead of just staying younger. -Joseph