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on a scale of 1 - 10 how hard and how easy would it be to consume each of you guys (asking for a friend)

I just made up these scores, heh. (to make it clear, ten means harder to consume)

HeheH, Well if they insist, then pleease! go ahead. (1/10)

well, I like eating PEOPLE, not sure about the other way.. (8/10)

EEuRghH.. dont you fuckin eat me (7/10)

TEN!! FFFREAK! Try it, and, see what'll be left, of you. (10/10)

I'd like to see them even get CLOSE (9/10)

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yes, CLEARLY. I'd say it's a common interest of mine

How would you all feel if you were all turned to flesh and bone, if you became the same thing as the mortals the worship you

If that ever were to happen, I think I'd go about and cut open as many humans I could find.

Powerless? forced to hear mortals.. speak. With their inferior voices. I fear that my own existence would quickly become unbearable.

Oooh, that just might be fun! eheh.. I could visit everyone in person! Y'know, I think that I would just love that.

I think I would feel huuungry, but there's so much food in Hatchetfield! heheh..

eww! being the same as those things?? I wouldn't like it, but it might be something to see for a bit.

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How would you all feel if you were all turned to flesh and bone, if you became the same thing as the mortals the worship you

If that ever were to happen, I think I'd go about and cut open as many humans I could find ^_^

Powerless? forced to hear mortals.. speak. With their inferior voices. I fear that my own existence would quickly become unbearable.

Oooh, that just might be fun! eheh.. I could visit everyone in person! Y'know, I would just love that.

I think I would feel huuungry, but there's so much food in Hatchetfield! HeHeh..

eww! being the same as those things?? I wouldn't like it, but it would be entertaining..

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Uncle Wiley, I’m curious. What do those lords of yours think about humans?

(also just for you, I hope they don’t hear it, who is the lord in black you hang out with more?)

Most of the lords think of humans as toys, or tools. If you're useful to them, they'll hold back on any torment reserved for those who don't follow them.

Even though most of them see me as lesser than because I'm mortal, I don't care. Our interest align so I'm stickin around.

(I definitely spend the most time with Wiggly; Why? Well to tell you the truth, he's the smartest of the bunch, knows how to not kill me on accident.)

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Wilbur, how's the signal down there for you to access the Internet? XD Seems to be some solid connection right on there. Also, since now it's easy to contact these elusive beings, LiB, who is the youngest and who's the oldest?

about the internet, I've actually been popping into buildings to get a connection... not sure what would happen if I tried to use it in the black and white, but it probably would hurt (in some way).

I got an answer from Wiggly about their ages, but he told me not to ask his brothers about it. I did anyway, don't tell

I cannot remember, anymore, when it was that I came into existence. but I do remember being alone for a good while, at my creation. Regardless of my own age, my brothers must be younger than me in the way that they act.

If you ask Wiggly, he'd say he's the oldest; but I know that we came about at the same time. Maybe we were just getting adjusted before seeing each other for the first time.

Me and Blinky are twins, but I'm older than him. That's probably why I have more useful followers~

Whatever our ages are, Tinky is the youngest. He came later than the rest of us.

Ooh, what a question! I can't remember. Wiggly always says he's the oldest, and he's usually right, so that's fine with me.

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can i make a deal with ur friends

certainly, what do you have to deal with? Make sure it's good now, or they won't be too happy.

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Heyyy, tumblr! I got some pals who'd like to talk with you. Don't be afraid to ask them about stuff, they'd love to answer.

And if I can snap a picture of them (that doesn't break this phone i've got) then I'll show that to you too.

Have funnn~