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Do *You* miss GLaDOS at all?

Surely you forged quite a bond while fighting back against Wheatley

"Uhh.. good question, actually. I'm still trying to figure out how I feel about her.."

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*Points* BALD

"WJAT THE FUCK NOO I DON'T WANNA BE BALD"

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What was up with the glow up you had during cryosleep? Many years in a relaxation chamber, and you come out looking at least 10 years younger than you went in /pos

"I don't know, but i'm flattered."

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are you 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂?

"𝓤𝓶𝓶 𝓷𝓸 𝓲'𝓶 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓭𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓶𝓮𝓪𝓷?"

("Umm no i'm not what do you mean?" for screenreader users/people who just can't read that)

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GLaDOS *told you* not to come back. Do you really expect her to be honest about what she wants?

"Uhh... kind of?? I mean, why would she say she wants me gone if she doesn't?? Kind of counterproductive if you ask me."

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I mean, the song has her calling you "cara mia," "cara mia bella", and "bambina," which translate to "my dear," "my beautiful," and "attractive young woman" respectively. And it refers to you by name...

"..huh. Okay, that's.. interesting. Still, what am I supposed to do about it? She's a massive supercomputer hooked to a ceiling in an underground facility, and i'm just.. some girl in some place. It's not like I can go back, she didn't want me to anyways.."

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hey they

i mean girl

"Ohh god, not again.."

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I mean, GLaDOS *did* send you off with a love song broadcast through every turret in the facility.

"..What? I thought that was just.. some random song. It couldn't have been a love song, right??"

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Can I hug u pls

"..Yeah, go for it."

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🍪

for you ( ´∀｀)

"Yay :)"

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DENIAL IS A RIVER IN EGYPT !! YOU LIKE ROBOTS

"WHAT-?? Look, i'm fine with my homosexuality being addressed here but this is just- absurd! They tried to kill me!!"

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Funny story I heard GLaDOS trauma dumping to the cooperative testing robots about how much she misses your "stupid face."

"..What? Surely she was talking about someone else. We ended on okay terms, sure, but I don't see how she could miss me."

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do you like to watch tv? If so what’s your favorite movie/show?

"Ehh, I don't really watch tv much. Nothing interesting on these days."

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What do you think it'd feel like to hug a robot's wires

"Weird question, but, umm.. i don't know. Probably a little weird. Depends on where the wires are and everything, but I doubt it would be uncomfortable."

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What do you like to do in your free time?

"Ehh.. sometimes I draw, if I have the supplies around i'll bake things, nothing too grand overall, though."

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How long were you in stasis for, anyways?

"Not a clue, actually."

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Any tips on battling depression? Also you rock

"All I can say is try going outside, especially when it's nice out. Even just in your yard. It helps me, anyways. Also, drink water. Always."