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To susie: I think Jeremy Fitzgerald was also the the night guard of Freddy Fazbear’s pizza in 1987 you know the one with toys animatronics

[Susie] I- I dunno... I don't think- he wouldn't work at night. I'd know if it was him- and it WASN'T

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To Susie: wait your last name sounds familiar if by any chance, do you know Jeremy Fitzgerald?

[Susie] I- I don't know...

[Susie] I think... maybe... the name...

[Susie gnaws what remains of her bottom lip]

[Susie] I think... he's... my brother... right?

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can i eat one of you

[Jeremy] No?? What the heck??

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If by any chance have all of you

Have you seen this kid roaming around the pizzeria lately at night his name is Oswald and his dad got kidnapped by yellow rabbit and said yellow rabbit is pretending to be his dad

[Gabriel] No. No one's here at night. Ever.

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[Fritz] We SHOULD!

Foxes are the best, trust me. My opinion is completely unbiased, ignore my pfp and name.

[Fritz] I agree!!

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Foxes are the best, trust me. My opinion is completely unbiased, ignore my pfp and name.

[Fritz] I agree!!

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Has anyone tried eating ice?

The texture's pretty nice. It's crunchy and melts in your mouth.

Perfect for hot days.

And it's also easy to make.

[Jeremy] We used to chew on ice!

[Gabriel] You mean you used to?

[Jeremy] Same thing!

[Jeremy] I liked it when the cubes were really small. Like popcorn! But made of water and really cold.

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You're just a little man, little man.

[David] STOP CALLING ME THAT! YOU KNOW I HATE IT!

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Pirates suck

[Fritz] YOU SUCK!

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wait your parents never knew you guys were possesing the animatronics right? if you had the chance to would you guys told them what happened?

[Cassidy] If they knew, I don't think we'd be stuck here. I think the others tried, but we don't really... remember... what any of them looked like.

[Cassidy] ...but we would. I think.

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i didn't know your name was Dave. I thought it was Evan.

must be confusing to have several names, right?

[David] I don't know what you're talking about. I've never heard the name "Evan" in my life. Ever.

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*Philosopher samien Oliver, I am going to try to question you kids. Why the hell do you guys kill adults? You all say you are innocent, you are lost and want to be freed. Well why the hell are you all just attacking grown ups indiscriminately hoping that you catch william. This is a very bad faith consequentialist view and ignores the collateral damage you create. The simple fact that you kill people who are just trying to make a living or who have no clue of what happened to you makes me pose a question. I don't want you to dismiss it out of hand or try to just refute it by saying it's dumb. If you really want to show me you children have grown from simply being irrational animals, I want each of you to consider your mistakes and prove you aren't just people who are have no scruples.*

[Susie] What's a collateral?

[Jeremy] We're in like... 2nd grade.

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ooc; hey gang sorry for the sudden radio silence! i've been having dreams of the triangle. you understand.

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You guys ever heard of the Nightmare animotronics?

[David] Ghosts don't need to sleep, so I don't see them anymore. A-and I forgot a lot when I died, but I'll never forget those...

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[David] I'm not washing your car, dad.

GUYS GUYS do u want 2 go trick or treaitng with me n big willy on haloween? :D - @puppett-boyy

[Susie] YES!

[Fritz] Oh- I need to get my costume ready!

[Susie] Don't we... have... costumes?

[Fritz] . . .

[Fritz thought]

[Fritz] I guess we do!

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[Cassidy] Who's "Big Willy"?

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[Cassidy thinks for a moment]

[Cassidy] Okay, but he has to give us all a portion of the candy he gets.

[David] And all the gummies.

[Cassidy nodded]

[Cassidy] And all the gummies.

GUYS GUYS do u want 2 go trick or treaitng with me n big willy on haloween? :D - @puppett-boyy

[Susie] YES!

[Fritz] Oh- I need to get my costume ready!

[Susie] Don't we... have... costumes?

[Fritz] . . .

[Fritz thought]

[Fritz] I guess we do!

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[Cassidy] Who's "Big Willy"?

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GUYS GUYS do u want 2 go trick or treaitng with me n big willy on haloween? :D - @puppett-boyy

[Susie] YES!

[Fritz] Oh- I need to get my costume ready!

[Susie] Don't we... have... costumes?

[Fritz] . . .

[Fritz thought]

[Fritz] I guess we do!

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[Cassidy] Who's "Big Willy"?