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WHERE TF ARE YOU IM TRYNA REACH YOU ON Q!!!

(rrrright now???)

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inactiveness muahaha

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"Have you, um... Dealt with the purple guy?"

".. Why do you care?"

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how would the nightguards react to a kid breaking the "no pooping on the floor" rule

"..." Vincent pulls out a knife.

"It's not that hard. There's a restroom over there, for goodness sake."

confusion visible

"Everything is fine everything is fine everything is fine everything is fine-"

"Damn kids these days."

"I need a new job."

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"Okay-"

"Thanks, Doll."

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"i-"

"Bitch."

"Doll, I, um, I'm sorry, but I think I have'ta deal with this idiot first,"

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"Oh-"

"What do you mean?? We're best friends!"

"You're delusional."

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"Oh, that's your purple friend, right? Hi!"

"you're the lady who was watching me throw glitter at guys! who are you."

"we're not friends."

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"Indeedy, I do."

"They let's go-"

"I heard the word burgers"

"oh no not you again"

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"D'you wanna get burgers?"

"If 'ya wanna."

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"Aha, yeah.. Wanna grab something to eat?"

"Oh, uh, sure!"

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"Good. A bit concerned for your purple friend, though. He's been throwing pink glitter at random men."

"I think the restraining order is a bit overdue at this point."

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"Aww-! That's sweet. I'm glad you're doing great."

"What about you?"

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purple guy you have a small dick

"BITCH IT'S BIGGER THAN YOURS"

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"Hey, Mike! It's me, Doll. How are you today?"

".. Doll? Oh- I'm doing great today, now that you're here."

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https://ibb.co/jrxbRbd

"Not again .."

":)"

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*punts fritz*

"aAAAAAARGH"