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ah keep rebloggin things accidentally to this account am so sorry

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rebooting blog! please stand by

howdy there fellas, ah' just recruited myself in! :smuugs:

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[Demopan.]

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Well... If they want it...

They set the glitter bag down. Inside the bag is pink glitter.

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What's the fellas deal with such anyways?

"christ..."

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

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Oh shit what the fuck do I do. What has my presence done.

[A Lot.]

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Fellas fellas no need to freak out!

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Glitter? What's that?

They tried to act oblivously confused.

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How y'all doin? I got a bit of somethin for y'all.

"we're uh,, fine.

it's glitter isn't it?—"

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Hey there fellas.

They are holding a bag of glitter behind them.

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"...what the [REDACTED] :D?"

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*gives dove to everyone*

Enjoy! >:D

[Meanwhile, with Scout.]

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Its like this engie has DID

"It's...

It's. Confusin'."

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Gun.

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You can hear faint yells of a "OKAY!" and a "SOLLY NO—"

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ENGIE, THE WASHING MACHINE HAS STOPPED WORKING AND IT HAS BUBBLES EVERYWHERE

"WHAT!?

AW HELL— AH'LL BE THERE IN A MOMENT!—"