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error: unrecognized command line option "batter use wide angle?????"

Yeah, no. I doubt that's gonna fucking work. You're not the one controlling this puppet.

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Command accepted. Add-On Alpha ready for defense.

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Add-on Alpha waiting for input. Please input your commands with "$ alpha [your command here]".

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…and what is that smug look for? Do you want like a fucking medal or something for doing your fucking job? I always do my job and I barely get a fucking thanks.

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Whoa, this one sure got fucking wordy. Why do you keep that fucking centipede of an ask around? You can't possibly find any fucking place for it to actually fit in with this pacing.

The fuck do you mean "no question should go unanswered", this shit isn't even a fucking question! It's somebody infodumping their theories and educated guesses IN FIVE FUCKING MESSAGES. It's closer to a fucking Game Theory episode script than an ask!

Yeah, I sure do fucking wonder who I learned that rudeness from. Real fucking mystery, that one.

Hey, YOU brought me here to be your fucking manager to help you with this shitty-ass fucking excuse of an askblog, so don't fucking complain that I'm doing my fucking job and telling you to delete something you clearly have no idea how to answer.

"It still deserves to be seen", oh how fucking cute. Well be my fucking guest then! If you can SOMEHOW have the characters respond to this shit in a meaningful way in the next update, sure, go for it! See if I fucking care! But if you don't, I reserve all the rights to rub it in your stupid fucking face forever that I was right.

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error: unrecognized command line option '$ Alpha hello can you talk?'. Case sensitivity issue: check if the capitalization of the letters in your command is correct.

What a dumb fucking error. Not everyone's a goddamn coder. Lemme fix that for ya.

$ alpha hello can you talk?

error: unrecognized command line option '$ Alpha, can you understand us? Bob once for yes.'. Case sensitivity issue: check if the capitalization of the letters in your command is correct.

That dumb fucking error again. Ugh. What kind of fucking wannabe computer science nerd would care about case sensitivity in a fucking askblog? The fuck you mean "just shut up and fix it"? What am I, your fucking maid? Your personal fucking on-call I.T. servant? Har har, very fucking funny. Anyways, imma just rewrite it to listen to both commands.

There we go, now fuck off.

$ Alpha, can you understand us? Bob once for yes.

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Connection established. Add-On Alpha can now be controlled by Spectators. To give commands to Alpha, when you Ask Us Anything through the blog's website, start your message with "$ alpha ".

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