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Archie fell asleep sitting up, quietly snoring. Their phone went off a few times, but eventually fell silent.

A short agent slowly approaches from afar, wondering if the Hank was a MAG that had left their post Hey! I'm down here! Why are you all the way out here?

"Hmm?"

Hank looked around for the source of the noise for a bit, before finally looking down.

"Oh, there you are! Me? I'm just... here, I guess."

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It's okay, it doesn't scare me.

Archie relaxed, they haven't experienced much affection in their life, so they weren't familiar with the feeling.

This is honestly the most relaxed I've felt in awhile.. I feel like I'm gonna fall asleep

A short agent slowly approaches from afar, wondering if the Hank was a MAG that had left their post Hey! I'm down here! Why are you all the way out here?

"Hmm?"

Hank looked around for the source of the noise for a bit, before finally looking down.

"Oh, there you are! Me? I'm just... here, I guess."

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Archie leaned into Hank's hand, enjoying the affection and slowly starting to relax.

You honestly act the opposite of how you look.. you're so kind..

A short agent slowly approaches from afar, wondering if the Hank was a MAG that had left their post Hey! I'm down here! Why are you all the way out here?

"Hmm?"

Hank looked around for the source of the noise for a bit, before finally looking down.

"Oh, there you are! Me? I'm just... here, I guess."

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Oh- sure-

Archie seemed a bit tense.

A short agent slowly approaches from afar, wondering if the Hank was a MAG that had left their post Hey! I'm down here! Why are you all the way out here?

"Hmm?"

Hank looked around for the source of the noise for a bit, before finally looking down.

"Oh, there you are! Me? I'm just... here, I guess."

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Archie sent a few messages on their phone, letting the person on the other end know that they're gonna be a few hours.

Actually I worked out a plan with one of my coworkers, they're gonna cover for me and I'm gonna cover for them next week

Archie fiddled with their hands, hoping that the person they messaged wouldn't worry and send someone out.

I would rather hang out with you instead of getting picked on by my coworkers

A short agent slowly approaches from afar, wondering if the Hank was a MAG that had left their post Hey! I'm down here! Why are you all the way out here?

"Hmm?"

Hank looked around for the source of the noise for a bit, before finally looking down.

"Oh, there you are! Me? I'm just... here, I guess."

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In all honesty you're the nicest person I've met here.. most of the people I've met pick on my height.

Archie looked at their phone, wondering if they should call backup or not, Hank didn't seem like the monster that everyone rumored him to be.. he seemed more like someone who wanted to survive just like everyone else.

I honestly think I should head back to work soon though.. my boss is gonna be pissed if I'm late.

Archie didn't want to go back at all, but they knew that if someone went looking for them, that trouble would be the only thing to follow.. unless they called for backup, but that would mean backstabbing someone who they began befriending, and one of the only people who's been nice to them.

Maybe I could just ask someone to cover for me actually.. I don't know.

A short agent slowly approaches from afar, wondering if the Hank was a MAG that had left their post Hey! I'm down here! Why are you all the way out here?

"Hmm?"

Hank looked around for the source of the noise for a bit, before finally looking down.

"Oh, there you are! Me? I'm just... here, I guess."

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Pipsqueak couldn't believe they were telling the enemy their name, honestly it shocked them that Hank was so kind despite what the reports had said.

Archie, my name is Archie, at my workplace I get picked on for my height..

They contemplated leaning up against Hank, but decided against it, merely adjusting how they were sitting.

In all honesty I heard rumors that you were this terrifying individual who constantly craved violence, you seem calmer than that though.

Archie began to think about if they should report this or not, wondering how everyone would react if anyone found out they were talking to Hank.

A short agent slowly approaches from afar, wondering if the Hank was a MAG that had left their post Hey! I'm down here! Why are you all the way out here?

"Hmm?"

Hank looked around for the source of the noise for a bit, before finally looking down.

"Oh, there you are! Me? I'm just... here, I guess."

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Pipsqueak stepped closer to Hank, gently patting their shoulder.

It's alright, you just spooked me a bit. I've been on-edge the past few days because of my workload.

They sat down next to Hank, finally resting a bit.

In all honesty my name isn't actually Pipsqueak, that's just what everyone calls me because of my height..

They let out a sigh, thinking back to when they had first met their coworkers and how the first thing that was commented on was their height, luckily their hair color was never questioned.

A short agent slowly approaches from afar, wondering if the Hank was a MAG that had left their post Hey! I'm down here! Why are you all the way out here?

"Hmm?"

Hank looked around for the source of the noise for a bit, before finally looking down.

"Oh, there you are! Me? I'm just... here, I guess."

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Crumb

The Agent tilted their head to the side

Crumb..?

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Pipsqueak was staring at Hank, looking concerned and terrified.

Are- Are you okay?

The tiny agent was shaking from fear, thinking to themself about what would happen if Hank found out their secret.

Shit- if he finds out I'm screwed, I don't have backup. I just need to keep up the act..

Pipsqueak shuffled away from Hank a bit, adding a bit of distance between the two just in case.

A short agent slowly approaches from afar, wondering if the Hank was a MAG that had left their post Hey! I'm down here! Why are you all the way out here?

"Hmm?"

Hank looked around for the source of the noise for a bit, before finally looking down.

"Oh, there you are! Me? I'm just... here, I guess."

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A screen flickers to life in a room.. yet there appears to be no one there, until an annoyed voice speaks-

Damn cameras always being set too high, why must I always adjust them?!

The camera on the other end moves, and falls to the ground, alongside the voice on the other end sounding pissed.

Dammit, hope I didn't break this. Damn old thing fell off it's stand.

The camera is picked up by an agent with light purple hair on the other end, muttering curses to themselves while fixing the camera's position.

This is Archie speaking, I have decided to document things that happen here via a video log.

The agent shifts their stance a bit, it seems they're uncomfortable in the small room they're recording in.

THE ASK BOX IS OPEN

Yo Atlas here to slap down some rules though.

No nsfw, like gore n stuff is fine, so is standing on rolling office chairs, but anything other than that.. no.

Magic anons are welcome here

I will not answer asks that make me uncomfortable

I use He/They pronouns

Character and Blog Owner info underneath

>Opening Agent File...

Name: Archie

Nickname: Pipsqueak

Age; 24

Pronouns: They/Them

Height: 4'10

Affiliation: A.A.H.W.

Basic Information: Archie or "Pipsqueak" is the shortest agent of the A.A.H.W. They tend to keep to themself and usually keeps to their work. They do tend to get picked on by their fellow agents due to their height. Archie's reaction to this usually escalates rapidly into anger and storming off.

>Closing Agent File...

>Opening Owner File...

Yo! I'm @atlas-the-dumbass and a fan of Madness Combat! I'm also an artist who's working on a dating sim. If you want to join my server for it, I have it in the pinned post on my tumblr!

>Closing Owner File...

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Quietly panicking, Pipsqueak began to frantically message the 'coworker' on the other end.

--CHAT STARTED--

ScreamingEngine:'Pipsqueak. Where the hell are you?!'

NotShort428:'Hanging out with someone, don't worry I'm fine!'

ScreamingEngine:'Okay, just checking in, you know what to do if you run into Hank, you call for backup.'

--CHAT ENDED--

Pipsqueak let out a sigh of relief, putting away their phone and glancing at Hank's arm, still a bit scared of him.

A short agent slowly approaches from afar, wondering if the Hank was a MAG that had left their post Hey! I'm down here! Why are you all the way out here?

"Hmm?"

Hank looked around for the source of the noise for a bit, before finally looking down.

"Oh, there you are! Me? I'm just... here, I guess."

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Pipsqueak shook Hank's hand, still a bit intimidated by him, until their phone went off.. and they let go of his hand.

I think one of my coworkers messaged me, give me a minute..

Pipsqueak took out their phone and checked the notifications, making sure that Hank didn't see the screen.. They unlocked their phone and were greeted with an angry message.

A short agent slowly approaches from afar, wondering if the Hank was a MAG that had left their post Hey! I'm down here! Why are you all the way out here?

"Hmm?"

Hank looked around for the source of the noise for a bit, before finally looking down.

"Oh, there you are! Me? I'm just... here, I guess."

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The agent flinched from Hank's sudden movement, scratching the back of their neck.

It's nice to meet you Hank, my coworkers call me Pipsqueak.

Pipsqueak held out their hand, presumably for Hank to shake.

A short agent slowly approaches from afar, wondering if the Hank was a MAG that had left their post Hey! I'm down here! Why are you all the way out here?

"Hmm?"

Hank looked around for the source of the noise for a bit, before finally looking down.

"Oh, there you are! Me? I'm just... here, I guess."

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The agent looked up at Hank, their shades hiding the look of fear in their eyes as they looked back down and took out their old knife, slightly twirling it before putting it away.

I was just intimidated by how tall you were, what's your name by the way?

While the agent asked this, they thought to themself,

Perfect! Play dumb, that's the one thing you're good at. Most people overlook you from your height!

A short agent slowly approaches from afar, wondering if the Hank was a MAG that had left their post Hey! I'm down here! Why are you all the way out here?

"Hmm?"

Hank looked around for the source of the noise for a bit, before finally looking down.

"Oh, there you are! Me? I'm just... here, I guess."

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Immediately the agent flinched, recognizing the individual as Hank J Wimbleton,

Okay... well uh, are you doing alright?

The agent let out a sigh, feeling a bit scared of the person they're meant to kill

A short agent slowly approaches from afar, wondering if the Hank was a MAG that had left their post Hey! I'm down here! Why are you all the way out here?

"Hmm?"

Hank looked around for the source of the noise for a bit, before finally looking down.

"Oh, there you are! Me? I'm just... here, I guess."