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Is everything okay?

no

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Fetishes?

collarbones and blood?

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Just a Suggestion

How about tumblr adds a way to change your primary blog?

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are you an incel

what’s an incel?

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Dom or sub?

depends.. usually sub

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Kinks?

got one in my neck?

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Are you a clean or messy?

whats that supposed to mean?

messy??

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Are you doing anything fun this weekend?

no, i never am

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Which is better, being the boss or an employee?

ummmm...

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Is it better to work at a job that you love or a job that pays well?

whats a job

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What is something new that you've learned in the past week?

absolutely nothing

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IMPORTANT

attention all Officials, all Tumblr users, whoever the fuck you are.

This is severely important.

Ever sit down after a stressful day, watch your favorite youtuber, do commissions, etc.? Well in FOUR DAYS, that can all be taken away very easily. We’re so close yet so *far* from possibly saving the internet, and those who’s lives depend on it. Within this blog, there will be a link to a petition to stop net neutrality from being killed. There are many people who’s jobs are online. online schooling. the internet is extrememly important, and we can’t let the FCC take it away! Instead of just merely liking this post, sign the petition and reblog this post!

>> Here’s the link. <<

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Hey what the fuck happened to all the net neutrality coverage

This shit is still happening people, and all of the sudden its disappeared from my dash almost entirely over night

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The 'yes or no' game.

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

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Me: High heels are terri8le for your spine and toes, enjoy your arthritis.

Someone, trying to fish for an argument: 8y implying I will get arthritis for wearing heels that impact my spine is saying that I will die 8efore my quadm8tes. Are you saying I’m a low8lood? You are a hemoist!!

Me:

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tfw = two fucking weiners

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every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again