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there is a cat. he is going to knock over your mug.

this is a threat.

@theadmiral-thecat

well, jokes on that cat, but my mug has been chronically empty for weeks

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Do you like suits?

depends on the suit and the occasion (they're itchy)

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waaggghhhh I luove lauchlan…

what?

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how come martin and jon get pride badges and you dont. get gay

IDK I WANT ONE THO BUT IDK HOW TO GET ONE

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I'm going to find you and I'm going to give you some soup this is a threat

oh? (can it be French onion)

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Every post of your I see i immediately hear Mario saying 'fire' in my head. Idk how to feel about this

this is the only way to truly appreciate my posts, anon. you have won everything

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You reek of the 70s

/pos

YIPPEE!!

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if this gets 100,000 notes then i, the worlds greatest space agency will personally shoot donald trump into the sun

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yeah sure

Hey Tim, we have a problem here and I may need your, uh. Help? You handle fire well, right?

( @askavastard )

where do you need me

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chat why the fuck are there so many of you guys

little voices in my head n shi

love you fucks to death fr

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!! HAVE A BI FLAG KAYAK!!!!

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH HOE ILYYYY

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Hey Tim, we have a problem here and I may need your, uh. Help? You handle fire well, right?

( @askavastard )

where do you need me

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Oh, hello! My fiancé has an assistant with your name; you must be from one of the other worlds, coz I don't think our Tim has a Tumblr account. Hello!

-S. Lukas ( @m-shelley-head-archivist )

hi!

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𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓸𝓽𝓱𝔂 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓻

always 😛

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100,000,001 ɪꜱ ᴅɪᴠɪꜱɪʙʟᴇ ʙʏ 17 ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴅᴀʏ

kys. I'm crashing out

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Hello! Fellow Stranger hater here. Currently trying to become an Avatar of The Spiral to escape it. Any tips?

-norabbitsinmyhat

...go insane

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AWWW

THE SILLIES