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((A Programming Note))

((Okay, so, due to extenuating circumstances, Jane hasn't been able to be online for a while, and she won't be able to be online again until later this week.

While this blog remains open, the RP that Jane and I were planning to do is delayed, for obvious reasons.))

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Thats fine, really. I needed a break too, because to be perfectly honest, you can be a bit stifling. But you could have at least told me, so that i didnt flip out over your possible lack of safety.

I dont know. What would i even focus on? The fact that she disappeared unannounced and was uncontactable for two perigees, sending me into an absolute panic?

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I dont know. What would i even focus on? The fact that she disappeared unannounced and was uncontactable for two perigees, sending me into an absolute panic?

Th-that is a very personal question!!!

I.. To be honest I… The thought had never entered my mind! But now….

Ahem! No matter. That is my business. 

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Where on Alternia do you live anyhoo?

Right about there, anon.

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handing out hearts!

Thank you, dear. If i werent currently in a matespritship, id love to take you up on your offer.

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M!As

Deadly Insomniac: Your muse is unable to sleep for a specified amount of time regardless of how many attempts they make, becoming extremely tired, weak and dangerously volatile.

Childlike Innocence: Muse is mysteriously transformed into their small childhood form for a specified amount of time, accompanied with all the usual juvenile behaviours.

Personality Swap: Muse's usual personality is suddenly switched with another's for a specified amount of time, causing them to act like that person perfectly. Anon decides who.

Cross-dresser: Muse becomes a cross dresser for a specified amount of time, dressing up as the opposite sex.

Animal Suits!: Anon chooses an animal Muse must dress up as for a specified amount of time, imitating it's behaviour and characteristic traits.

Charmingly Flirtatious: Muse becomes a dazzling romantic for a specified amount of time, flirting with everyone regardless of gender, current relationship or sexual preferences.

Deliriously Drunk: Muse becomes excessively drunk for a specified amount of time, acting oddly and hallucinating occasionally. Muse may react to drunkenness however they please.

Shape Shifter: Anon decides what form Muse changes into, whether it be an animal, person, or even an object.

Player: Muse attempts to get in bed with everyone for a specified amount of time.

Lost: Muse becomes hopelessly lost, loosing all sense of direction they previously had.

Sex Change: Muse turns into the opposite sex for a specified amount of time.

Habitually Violent: Muse becomes extremely violent and will attempt to pick fights with anyone they talk to.

Crossover: Muse becomes part of another fandom for a specified amount of time. Anon decides what.

Sweet Lips: Muse will give a kiss to anyone who utters the words 'sweet lips'. Can be via ask, replies or rebloging.

Docilely Submissive: Muse becomes an adorable little uke for a specified amount of time, as obedient as a dog and as playful as a kitten. Anon may choose who for.

Aggressively Dominant: Muse becomes a sadistic seme for a specified amount of time. Anon may choose who for.

Amnesia: Muse forgets everything about themselves, from their name to what they ate for breakfast.

OOC: Muse becomes seriously out of character for a specified amount of time.

Delusions of Grandeur: Muse starts to believe they are better than everyone, becomes the most important person in their universe and has a false sense of confidence, bragging about everything.

Of Love and Stuffing: Muse starts carrying around a plushy, becoming extremely attached to it. Anon may specify what, or else it is Muse's most loved person, thing, or animal.

Fandom: Muse will act as a horribly bastardized version of their normal self for a specified amount of time.

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That is a rather... interesting proposal. Perfectly honest, i dont think id be wholly opposed to it. So long as it only is an occasional thing, of course.

Th-that is a very personal question!!!

I.. To be honest I… The thought had never entered my mind! But now….

Ahem! No matter. That is my business. 

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Hey Jake can I be your morail?

See, thats a bit of an odd question. I cant just hand out moirallegiance all willynillylike. I think that there has to be a connection between moirails that... Well, it just doesnt exist anywhere else.

A friend once put it to me like this. "Matespritship is a physical relationship with an emotional component, but moirallegiance is an emotional relationship with a physical component."

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Where on earth have you been?

I havent been on earth, mate. Ive been on alternia.

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((

So this looks like a job for me

So everybody, just follow me.

‘Cause we need a little controversy

‘Cause it feels so empty without me.

))

((OOC Post: Guess who's back?))

Hello, all!!! My deepest apologies for my extended absence. However, Troll!Jane is back and stronger than ever now, so be sure to flood my ask box with anything you’d like! Also, my dear friend, the mod of Troll!Jake, is also returning from his hiatus. Be sure to ask him plenty too, and again I apologize for my leaving.

Janey’s back. Tell a friend.

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-- golgothasTerror [GT] is online! --

Apologies for not being here for a while, folks.

Ive been a bit preoccupied. Im here now, ready to answer any questions you may have.

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-- golgothasTerror [GT] is online! --

Ask away, folks.

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Well, that depends. Can you enrich me with a reason as to why i awoke in yours?

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((OOC: Reblogging this again because there are still a lot of spots available. Please get in touch with me if you like the idea.))

Swapstuck (An AU Homestuck Skype Chatplay)

So, I’ve had this idea for a Homestuck AU RP that would take place, pesterlog-style to start, over Skype. The basic premise is that the kids would play the part of the trolls and vice versa. As in, the trolls—John, Rose, Dave, and Jade—beat their session, but are locked out of the new universe, then start trolling the humans—Aradia, Tavros, et al—eventually figuring out that it was the human session that fucked up their own at the end.

This would be for B1 and A2 characters only, and, again, it would initially take place in pesterlog format.

If anyone would like more information about this RP, send me an ask on here, at which point I will send you my Skype name, wherein I will give you more information.

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-- golgothasTerror [GT] is online! --

Ask away, folks.

((OOC: Last chance to talk to human Jake; troll Jake returns at midnight this evening.))

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Youre right, anon. I just need to give it time.

Maybe i should watch a movie in the interim. That always helps to put me in a better mood.

((OOC: Should I livestream a movie tonight? It would start at roughly 9:00 PM eastern if I were to do so. So who's up for watching Jake comment on a movie live as he works through his romantic problems?))

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You know, i think im starting to regret opening this thing in the first place. Im not sure, alright? I just... i dont even know anymore. Im falling out of live with dirk, and ive fucked things up with jane, and its just... i dont even know what to say or do anymore.