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Are you and Roach "massaging" yourselves, or each other? ;-)

We switch.

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....Don't make me blush 🥺

Any progress on Project Terrier?

(And between you and Roach? ;-) )

We're on our way to the same port I got my first puppy at many years ago. Hopefully we get lucky 🤞

And well.... Roach and I.... We've been very into "self care" these past couple of days. Plenty of massages. A lot of them.

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Did you skin that French merchant captain with just the snail fork, or did you have to help it along with a knife? (Just curious, not judging - I wouldn't even know where to start flaying someone.)

Don't tell Eddie, once they left I just threw him overboard! It was so tedious!

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Any progress on Project Terrier?

(And between you and Roach? ;-) )

We're on our way to the same port I got my first puppy at many years ago. Hopefully we get lucky 🤞

And well.... Roach and I.... We've been very into "self care" these past couple of days. Plenty of massages. A lot of them.

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....Really? You really mean that? 🥹

If, hypothetically, you were to spot a rat on the Revenge, obviously you'd need to get a terrier to deal with the rat infestation. And of course who better to lead the Terrier Acquisition Party in their quest to rescue a rat-pit champion than the Revenge's resident dog fan?

...might be an idea to spot a rat soon. Fang would be thrilled.

Oh! You're right!

I think I uh. Spotted a rat today. Definitely a rat. Oh no. @ask-uncle-fang we should get a ship's terrier!

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Cute! Is the smaller one eating the bigger ones tail?

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Hard to believe that these kittens must now be eight years old, wherever they are out there. (Their mum was a stray cat, who was determined to move in with my parents; sadly their established cats were all terrified of the kittens, so they had to call in a shelter to look after the kittens and their mum. All of them went to good homes, at least; according to the shelter, all four kittens are girls.)

Oh wow!! Those little ladies are so adorable. I hope they're doing well nowadays with their new families. Thank you for sharing 🥰!

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Do you have a sleeping mat like the rest of the Revenge crew now? What's it made of?

I sleep on a bamboo mat now that it's summer. Helps keep cool and it helps my back!

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Wait ten years. Age sneaks up on us all, if you're lucky.

Is there a reason why you and Ivan hid for the entirety of Captain Rackham's visit to the Revenge?

Ivan and I don't like playing the games Eddie and Jack play.

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I'm getting too old for those things.

Is there a reason why you and Ivan hid for the entirety of Captain Rackham's visit to the Revenge?

Ivan and I don't like playing the games Eddie and Jack play.

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Hi Fang! I am here to share an image of my baby Luca protecting my book collection. We hope you're having a lovely day 🧡

Ohhh, such a fluffy kitty! I bet they take their job very seriously! Thank you for sharing 🥰!!

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Word is, Roach has hinted at wanting to invite you into the galley to grind his nuts.

...specifically almonds, for a cake. But in the hot, steamy, cramped galley, who knows what else might happen? ;-)

Oh..... Really? Um. Well....

Well, @ask-roach-questions, if you ever need help... You know where to find me.... Buddy. Pal. Good friend. Haha.

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Is there a reason why you and Ivan hid for the entirety of Captain Rackham's visit to the Revenge?

Ivan and I don't like playing the games Eddie and Jack play.

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Fang as the flower girl at Ed and Stede's wedding, send tweet.

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do you have any feelings towards roach?

Well there's plenty of feelings. He's funny! He's smart. A little crazy, but I like that. He makes yummy food. I could get lost in his eyes.

Sorry... What was I saying? Oh right. He's a good friend.

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No need to go blind again! We can dance anytime, Roachie!

I enjoyed being gently held and rocked in Fang's strong arms so much. 10/10 would go temporarily blind from cheap alcohol again to experience it.

And the hand kiss...! Well!

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My beard is bigger IRL but it let me put flowers on my head so I can't complain.

I was tagged by @merryfinches and @ofmd-ann to make myself as a little guy!

I cannot believe they didn't have a gray cat option 🙄 so everyone just agree to pretend that black cat is gray because it's supposed to be Wolf.

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