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Are there more of me? Boy, we could have so much fun together!

Sans? The fuck happened to your face?

Where the hell have you been anyway? Papyrus keeps calling me asking if I've seen you. It's really annoying

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" ..well, i've been, somewhere at the very least...and i thought i already said ta him i'd be somewhere, god damn it. "

" and my face? not sure what ya talking about pal. "

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Wait... why are they all Sanses?! Golly that's stupid! Of all the people for there to be lots of, Sans?! Why couldn't there be a bunch of Papyruses to hang out with?

Sans? The fuck happened to your face?

Where the hell have you been anyway? Papyrus keeps calling me asking if I've seen you. It's really annoying

( @ask-university-flowey )

" ..well, i've been, somewhere at the very least...and i thought i already said ta him i'd be somewhere, god damn it. "

" and my face? not sure what ya talking about pal. "

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garlic bread?

Yes, bring me garlic bread, human. It's the best bread.

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Great! If you do a good job you can have a slice.

Seriously though... are you trying to say there's more than one Sans?

Sans? The fuck happened to your face?

Where the hell have you been anyway? Papyrus keeps calling me asking if I've seen you. It's really annoying

( @ask-university-flowey )

" ..well, i've been, somewhere at the very least...and i thought i already said ta him i'd be somewhere, god damn it. "

" and my face? not sure what ya talking about pal. "

[ask-university-flowey]

Eh. You should go back to blue, you're not cool enough for red.

Anyway, you wanna get me another pizza? My humans are being annoying again.

Sans? The fuck happened to your face?

Where the hell have you been anyway? Papyrus keeps calling me asking if I've seen you. It's really annoying

( @ask-university-flowey )

" ..well, i've been, somewhere at the very least...and i thought i already said ta him i'd be somewhere, god damn it. "

" and my face? not sure what ya talking about pal. "

[ask-university-flowey]

It's either a stupid new look or you spilled ketchup all over your entire shirt.

Considering how dumb you normally look, you were right to get a new outfit, but this looks stupid too. Gosh, you don't even have a scarf.

Sans? The fuck happened to your face?

Where the hell have you been anyway? Papyrus keeps calling me asking if I've seen you. It's really annoying

( @ask-university-flowey )

" ..well, i've been, somewhere at the very least...and i thought i already said ta him i'd be somewhere, god damn it. "

" and my face? not sure what ya talking about pal. "

[ask-university-flowey]

The wrong you...? Gosh, your pranks are stupid sometimes. Do you see any other idiot skeletons?

Sans? The fuck happened to your face?

Where the hell have you been anyway? Papyrus keeps calling me asking if I've seen you. It's really annoying

( @ask-university-flowey )

" ..well, i've been, somewhere at the very least...and i thought i already said ta him i'd be somewhere, god damn it. "

" and my face? not sure what ya talking about pal. "

[ask-university-flowey]

You know, your face.

And it's not Halloween for another 6 months, idiot. You can drop the crap.

Stupid Smiley Trashbag

Sans? The fuck happened to your face?

Where the hell have you been anyway? Papyrus keeps calling me asking if I've seen you. It's really annoying

( @ask-university-flowey )

" ..well, i've been, somewhere at the very least...and i thought i already said ta him i'd be somewhere, god damn it. "

" and my face? not sure what ya talking about pal. "

[ask-university-flowey]

Those guys were so happy to see me! Especially Papyrus, he threw me a party!

secret santa gift for @maddy-hatter-97

their flowey returning from college to spend the holiday with the monsters ^^

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This is so fun try it

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Maddy gave me some cheese, just a chunk of cheese. They could at least give me spaghetti with it.

Whatever, it tasted nice.

They insisted I show this to @hiimtryingtounderfell, apparently they chatted about giving me cheese the other day.

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So I went home for Christmas, and Papyrus has a giant skeleton dragon now??? He gave me a ride on it and it's really cool!

Why didn't he tell me?

I bet you idiots are all jealous you don't have a dragon!

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Murder is more fun!

Stupid emo goat.

Hey you wanna kill an idiot?

Sure! Who are we killing?

Mia, I'm sick of her messing with me and my humans.

Sure, you wanna do it fast? Or want her to suffer?

Oh let's make her scream.

Talked to Delphi from @ask-the-wrongswap-cast again, he's still an idiot but at least he agrees with killing jerks.

[ask-university-flowey]

Hey you wanna kill an idiot?

Sure! Who are we killing?

Mia, I'm sick of her messing with me and my humans.

Sure, you wanna do it fast? Or want her to suffer?

Oh let's make her scream.

Talked to Delphi from @ask-the-wrongswap-cast again, he's still an idiot but at least he agrees with killing jerks.

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Had a call with Papyrus the other day. Turns out he's studying too!

Featuring college Pap by @havockingboo

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So, flowey? Have you ever snuck out to watch the movies or go to a party?

Sneak out? You know I can go wherever I want, right?

Still, last week Noelle and I broke into a graveyard. It was all fun until a storm made the statues look haunted. That was too scary for her.

I really want to scare her again now.

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A challenge: describe each of your flatmates individually, you get one sentence.

Brian is kind, stupidly so; Sam is cool and plays guitar to their girlfriend, Lisa, who likes to play pranks with me; Tom puts up with our shit and helps us stay organised.

Didn't count on me using semicolons, did you? Idiot.