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(i hope you still remember the last ask LMFAOOOO)

oh! the name's seamstress! that's what i remember going by for a while, anyway!

mmm... one curiosity! why does whats his face sound like that? he sounds all... tired and angry and all that. i guess it makes sense but he also sounds very broken? hmm. why does his voice sound like that?

"He never quite told me what happened and even if he did I don't think I'd be able to understand either. I am, after all, not an iterator. But I do relate to his pain in a sense of loss."

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Have you heard of an Iterator called Vicious Snapdragon?

If yes, what do you think about him?

"He is, to say the least, absolutely pathetic. And plenty of other vile things I do not wish to say at this moment."

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you seem like the type to be a sadomasochist

"I don't know what kind of response you're expecting to get here."

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crashes into your chamber with an entire automobile. do you like cars

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You look like the type to have a crush on the rot guy.

"What the fuck are you talking about. Do you seriously think I have such horrendous taste?"

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LP: what's up skrillex boy

UV: Hello oven.

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Looks at you.

Hey.

Hey you. Bestie.

Catboy/girl Unnecessary Violence.

Do it now.

"Really? You are all into this? What kind of bullshit is this?"

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why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

"Yes." "What, you expect an honest answer?"

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heyyyyy hot stuff ;) i know what u rly need! u need... me! be my fren pls?

*bats eyelashes* 👁️👁️

"This is the most abhorrent way anybody has ever asked for my friendship. I'm not even sure if I should accept, or kill you on the spot for doing that."

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how girlfail would you rate dp on a scale of 1/10

"She is not a "girlfail", whatever it is that that is." ".." "4/10."

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can u do some unnecessary violence on me 👉👈🥺😊

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Why does thy aura erode such a viscious odour? Consider this a warning, thus. Thy UNCOUTH manner in handling of all things [ALL!!]

As your Administrator, and many other figures of the council amongst us, including such diligent figures as Nine Moons Upon A Circular Refraction, and Seven Rocks, Rolling Towels and you. [yes, You.]

I, and the council have declared it as thus;

Stop thee UNCOUTH, HORRENDOUS and RIDICULOUS manners. We will not [not at all!] hesitate to shut down several of your processes.

Do thy duty as an Iterator and be bonny once more.

Best [the BEST] regards, Council Administrator Fourteen Axes, Unjust Violent Estimations

"I swear one day I'll explode every single one of you."

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oh m god... Frien...

hello!!!! haiii :3 !!! how are you!!!! i hope you're doing well today!!!

Slug to slug communication. All UV is hearing is "Waawawawawawaawa"

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I asked how many grains, not the weight.

"*Sigh* FINE. (54xPi)x3216=17289672. It would take somewhere around 17289672 grains of salt. Happy now, violation?"

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How many grains of salt would it take to fill a 3m deep hole with a 1.5m circumference?

"It would take about 170,100kg of salt to fill a 3m deep hole with a 1.5m circumference. Why, out of pure curiosity, is it that you need to know this?"

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Are there perhaps any creatures you tolerate? Or do you just brain blast/kill off everything that even breathes near you?

I mean like Scugs and Scavs that may find their way to your can of course, but if there any any other creatures-

"I tolerate slugcats. Usually if they've come through me peacefully. Scavengers never come here anymore but they are way too jumpy to have peaceful discussion. I blast mostly everything, lantern mice..depends on my mood."