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We all need a Fred the EMT in our lives.

Be more like Fred

I love Fred The EMT. He found me crying in an alley, got me an ice cream bar, and sat with me until I got myself together

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The amount of times I'll just hang out upside-down just for the hell of it is too many to count

One of the greatest things about having spider powers is sitting on weird ledges and walls

Like I can just see a ledge, climb the building, and sit there, it’s great

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Good luck <3 stay safe, bud

Oh this is notable, half of Colorado is under a fire weather watch today. Hopefully that doesn’t come to fruition, but if it does I’m sure I’ll be getting a call

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I know what I must do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it

if another person sends me the word "gay" and just "gay" in my ask box i will revoke ask box privileges. im watching y'all. eyes peeled. fruitily.

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‘you’re not scary’ bro, i’m in full spandex, crawling on the ceiling. if you saw me in your shower, you’d pass out.

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Well be careful that it’s not a stalker situation! You never know what kind of person could be trying to find our your secret identity

The newspaper kid is following me again

Like buddy, I can see you! You’re not stealthy!

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I think it’s just kinky

If you bite someone would they die of your venom or would it be radiation poisoning? If you bit hulk would that be radiation^2?

first of all, why are we assuming i go around biting people. second of all, if i bit hulk, i think I would die.

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Can you explain who the newspaper kid is, Sunset?

The newspaper kid is following me again

Like buddy, I can see you! You’re not stealthy!

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I get it 😔

I miss my wife.

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HELL YEAH ALCOHOL TIME WOOOOO

MY BIRTHDAY IN THREE BEAUTIFUL DAYS I'LL BE 21!!! WHO CHEERED

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How do I even determine when that is, does time even pass the same in every universe? Is time relative? Does time pass differently?

I mean what happens if I come through a portal to your Earth one night? Do I fall asleep immediately, do I instantly suffer psychic damage?

Questions scare me, Sunset, and your universe has far too many!!!

I just saw a video of someone in Tornado Alley who decorated their home like a Hobbit hole and it looked so cool. Props to them for creativity

Context for people not from my universe: buildings in tornado prone areas tend to be dug into the ground in case one forms at night

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Sunset you're so cool but I will not be caught dead in your universe when it's night time I like living too much

I just saw a video of someone in Tornado Alley who decorated their home like a Hobbit hole and it looked so cool. Props to them for creativity

Context for people not from my universe: buildings in tornado prone areas tend to be dug into the ground in case one forms at night

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GUESS WHO FINALLY GOT BACK TO HER OWN UNIVERSE!

WOO!!!

Let's see if I can make a long story short.

Harry and I tested the portal generator

A portal finally opened up, which resulted in me ending up in @sunset-spider universe

We just kinda chilled and hung out and when I started glitching I decided to go back to my universe

I did not go back to my universe

I ended up in @earth1248 where I met Michael Hikari.

He's like a super tech wiz

We analyze my portal generator using his fabricator thing

Turns out I'm just gonna keep travelling to random universes if I don't figure things out

He makes me a new set of blueprints for a new portal generator

Now in an easy to wear gauntlet form!

I move on to the next universe in the hopes of finding the materials I'll need to make the new portal generator

I meet Spider-Ace, who has a lab full of tech I can use (including some substitutions but what can ya do)

Turns out I need something called uru

You know, the thing MJONLIR IS MADE OUT OF

We sneak into his universe's Sanctum Sanctorum

Find out uru is made in a space forge called Nedavellir that's manned by dwarves

Open a portal to Nedavellir using the portal generator

Oh boy that's a lot of really big dwarves

I have to give the dwarf king my blood so he can summon me if I ever use the uru for evil

So now I'm under cosmic surveillance

They make the uru wires I need

I finally get home

What is my life even.

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Had to give a space dwarf a bunch of my blood, and now I'm under cosmic surveillance.

Feeling good.

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OOC

Reblog if you are okay with people pestering your characters about literally anything

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W H A T

Does anyone happen to know what "Uru" is? According to Blues' blueprints, I need it for the new portal generator but I have never heard of it before.

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That’s… that’s just a straight-up dinosaur.

That is NOT what I expected a nightwalker to be.

LOOK WHAT ONE OF MY TRAIL CAMS GOT LAST NIGHT!!

I haven’t gotten this one, who I named Raisin, on my cams in a while. It’s nice to see that she’s doing well, even if some of those scars are definitely new. I wonder if they came from a fight with another raptor, some match their forelimbs claws