ask-wildfire

[ask-wildfire]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

positivity train!

if you see this or are tagged in it, tag a couple of your favorite mutuals/blogs and let them know you appreciate seeing them on your dash!

@h0neysugarfree @blueberrylovv @bequiteanddriveeeeeee @cherri-bomb-bomb @eg0mechan1c @fatrexicisback

[ask-wildfire]

"Heck, white of course!!"

They just take white chocolate out of the pile.

"How do- how do i eat thissssss...?"

"Hello dear, my name is Cyberella. Think of me as some 'fairy godmother' type femme or something and I can grant any wish you want"

- Cyberella (@ladycyberella)

"Fairy godmother...? Aha!! Alright, eh... uhh... I want to get a super cool arm cannon!!"

[ask-wildfire]

"I want to eat real chocolate with @tf-ore!!"

They play with the arm cannon, shooting to the skies like a little child.

"Hello dear, my name is Cyberella. Think of me as some 'fairy godmother' type femme or something and I can grant any wish you want"

- Cyberella (@ladycyberella)

"Fairy godmother...? Aha!! Alright, eh... uhh... I want to get a super cool arm cannon!!"

[ask-wildfire]

"Hello dear, my name is Cyberella. Think of me as some 'fairy godmother' type femme or something and I can grant any wish you want"

- Cyberella (@ladycyberella)

"Fairy godmother...? Aha!! Alright, eh... uhh... I want to get a super cool arm cannon!!"

[ask-wildfire]

How's it hanging?

- @tf-ore

"IMEANLET'SGOTOIACONRIGHTNOW-- HEY, YOU SCARED ME- Nevermind. I'm FIIIIINEEE."

She sighs, crossing her arms.

[ask-wildfire]

"Drink this instead, your circuits die for a while when you drink that."

I had to make this post a meme.

{ooc-rushed doodle, but congrats to @primuses-least-favorite-child for their 100 posts, O-43 is always up for a drink but they are a lightweight lmao-)

[ask-wildfire]

"No idea. Whe, thanks!!"

Wildfire breaks in, getting through the vents.

"PSSST 'SPARKLING' BAHAHAHAHAH!!"

"... Seriously, came here to say, do you want to sneak in to Iacon? Oh- FAKE MY ENGRAVING TOO FAKE MY ENGRAVING TOO!"

@ask-wildfire

(jumps like a cat when startled)

"uuuUAAAH- huh...so thats what its like to be startled...hey- I am NOT a sparkling!" (huffs) "rude..anyway'

"Iacon?.....I dunno that place isn't kind to minicons from what i remember....i don't want to be kicked around...plus wouldn't Megatron be mad if we go to enemy territory??"

"but I can definitely help you fake your engraving! Let me get the glue-

[ask-wildfire]

"Hating that miner is an answer?"

"Not really i was a miner HAHAHAH-... an "i don´t want to be a Decepticon forever" is a valid answer? Weh... i hope Megatron doesn´t find out."

Wildfire breaks in, getting through the vents.

"PSSST 'SPARKLING' BAHAHAHAHAH!!"

"... Seriously, came here to say, do you want to sneak in to Iacon? Oh- FAKE MY ENGRAVING TOO FAKE MY ENGRAVING TOO!"

@ask-wildfire

(jumps like a cat when startled)

"uuuUAAAH- huh...so thats what its like to be startled...hey- I am NOT a sparkling!" (huffs) "rude..anyway'

"Iacon?.....I dunno that place isn't kind to minicons from what i remember....i don't want to be kicked around...plus wouldn't Megatron be mad if we go to enemy territory??"

"but I can definitely help you fake your engraving! Let me get the glue-

[ask-wildfire]

"Urghh... fine."

Wildfire sits on the ground.

Wildfire breaks in, getting through the vents.

"PSSST 'SPARKLING' BAHAHAHAHAH!!"

"... Seriously, came here to say, do you want to sneak in to Iacon? Oh- FAKE MY ENGRAVING TOO FAKE MY ENGRAVING TOO!"

@ask-wildfire

(jumps like a cat when startled)

"uuuUAAAH- huh...so thats what its like to be startled...hey- I am NOT a sparkling!" (huffs) "rude..anyway'

"Iacon?.....I dunno that place isn't kind to minicons from what i remember....i don't want to be kicked around...plus wouldn't Megatron be mad if we go to enemy territory??"

"but I can definitely help you fake your engraving! Let me get the glue-

[ask-wildfire]

"Nah, that miner can´t do anything. Specially when i´m 1 inch taller and you uh... uh..."

Wildfire looks down at O-43... yeah. They were small :sob: .

"Yeah i want to fake my engraving. I LOVE FAKING MY uhhh how was that called. INSIGNIAAAA... I LOVE FAKING THE STOLEN FACE OF MEGATRONOUS!!"

Wildfire breaks in, getting through the vents.

"PSSST 'SPARKLING' BAHAHAHAHAH!!"

"... Seriously, came here to say, do you want to sneak in to Iacon? Oh- FAKE MY ENGRAVING TOO FAKE MY ENGRAVING TOO!"

@ask-wildfire

(jumps like a cat when startled)

"uuuUAAAH- huh...so thats what its like to be startled...hey- I am NOT a sparkling!" (huffs) "rude..anyway'

"Iacon?.....I dunno that place isn't kind to minicons from what i remember....i don't want to be kicked around...plus wouldn't Megatron be mad if we go to enemy territory??"

"but I can definitely help you fake your engraving! Let me get the glue-

[ask-wildfire]

"SHUT UP RAIDERS INTELLIGENCE GATHERER!!"

Greetings Megatronous. My name is Megatron and I am the current leader of the formal higher guard members.

It has come to my attention that you are in dire need for answers after your awakening?

You are correct, megatron. Many things seemed to have happened during my temporary deactivation

My first question is, what is your relationship with the new prime optimus?

My second is why are so many of the high guard members branded with my faceplate...

And third, what is your motive for using my name and face...

[ask-wildfire]

"FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

no wake up the monoboob twink he doesnt get to enjoy his nap

Wildfire points to the strange shadows that presuntly shot Shockwave. Their movements aren't clear so the seeker just shouts.

"THEY'RE EATING THE ENERGON THEY'RE EATING THE ENERGON" /ref

[ask-wildfire]

"I´m NOT rooting for Megatron despite being the leader."

"I BET YOU 56 ENERGON CUBES MEGATRONOUS WINS!!"

"Holy Primus he´s gonna fire me."

"GO GO WHEN´S THE DUEL HAPPENING?!"

Greetings Megatronous. My name is Megatron and I am the current leader of the formal higher guard members.

It has come to my attention that you are in dire need for answers after your awakening?

You are correct, megatron. Many things seemed to have happened during my temporary deactivation

My first question is, what is your relationship with the new prime optimus?

My second is why are so many of the high guard members branded with my faceplate...

And third, what is your motive for using my name and face...

[ask-wildfire]

Wildfire randomly eats the Energon cube (i kid you not LAHFJAKKSIDJS) and keeps shouting at lil @lord-starscream

"THEY'RE FUCKING STEALING THAT PURPLE BLANKET YOU FOUND IN THE TRASH"

"THEY'RE KIDNAPPING THE ENERGON THEY'RE KIDNAPPING THE WAVES THEY'RE KIDNAPPING THE SHOTGUNS!!"

i love referencing "they're eating the cats they're eating the dogs they're eating the pets"

no wake up the monoboob twink he doesnt get to enjoy his nap

Wildfire points to the strange shadows that presuntly shot Shockwave. Their movements aren't clear so the seeker just shouts.

"THEY'RE EATING THE ENERGON THEY'RE EATING THE ENERGON" /ref

[ask-wildfire]

yes i do…you look comfy..verryyy

"WHAT?! HELL NO!!"

[ask-wildfire]

"LIES!! LIES!!"

no wake up the monoboob twink he doesnt get to enjoy his nap

Wildfire points to the strange shadows that presuntly shot Shockwave. Their movements aren't clear so the seeker just shouts.

"THEY'RE EATING THE ENERGON THEY'RE EATING THE ENERGON" /ref

[ask-wildfire]

I see you

"No you don't."