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Due to legal reasons, I'm not allowed near most musical instruments. I threw a doorknob at em.

Fair enough. Doorknob works too.

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Someone in the weird dorm/off brand barracks thing i live in is playing an accordion. Badly.

It's fuckin midnight thirty. :|

Go to their door and play the harmonica. Real fuckin’ loud. Any instrument works as long as you’re shitty enough on it.

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You know what? Fuck you

*unbeats your meat*

You’re hilarious. Can we do my knees next.

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I never said all that.

DUDE. IVE BEEN TRYING TO INTERACR WITH THIS BLOG AND THEY IGNORED ALL MY ATTEMPTS TO INTERACT TILL I STARTED 2 GET FREAKY.

😾👊 what if I wanted 2 be normal, HUH

Sometimes shit’s just not meant to be. Some people want the benefits and no friend, it’s the way life goes, kid.

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+ Jester found himself chewing on the soft padding of the handle bars on Woods wheel chair.

+ He had a surprisingly good grip on it.

Frank, at first, tried yanking the cat off, even sliding his finger in its mouth to get a better grip, though to no avail.

After a few minutes of thinking, he returned with hot sauce in hand, and muttered to himself.

“Let’s see how much you like this, yeah?” And with that, he poured a bit of it on the cat’s tongue.

Not the most convenient solution, but it got the job done.

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Anyway, your stove is on

Turn it off.

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DUDE. IVE BEEN TRYING TO INTERACR WITH THIS BLOG AND THEY IGNORED ALL MY ATTEMPTS TO INTERACT TILL I STARTED 2 GET FREAKY.

😾👊 what if I wanted 2 be normal, HUH

Sometimes shit’s just not meant to be. Some people want the benefits and no friend, it’s the way life goes, kid.

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is that what you and mason do at night 😨 is that why yo bed creak so much !!!???

Forget just the bed creaking, god knows our joints are too old for all this shit.

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Go to sleep. Just go to sleep.

What's the longest you've ever stayed awake for??? Personally i've stayed up for 3 days straight with brief naps but if we're talking abt full days without sleep then 2💔i was busy playin games💔

– 🐋

One week. ‘Nam wasn’t fun. Stayed up nearly five days straight after Panama, too.

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Pussies. Real men at least take the fuckin’ clothes off.

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Go to sleep, kid.

What's the longest you've ever stayed awake for??? Personally i've stayed up for 3 days straight with brief naps but if we're talking abt full days without sleep then 2💔i was busy playin games💔

– 🐋

One week. ‘Nam wasn’t fun. Stayed up nearly five days straight after Panama, too.

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And I have to live with everything. Including the consequences.

I’ve lived through four wars, and fought in damn near every one. If you’re looking to compare trauma, go do it with somebody who doesn’t have tattoos older than you, kid.

What's the longest you've ever stayed awake for??? Personally i've stayed up for 3 days straight with brief naps but if we're talking abt full days without sleep then 2💔i was busy playin games💔

– 🐋

One week. ‘Nam wasn’t fun. Stayed up nearly five days straight after Panama, too.

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I had to shoot my husband for him to get out of our relationship.

You can’t say the same. Get on my level.

What's the longest you've ever stayed awake for??? Personally i've stayed up for 3 days straight with brief naps but if we're talking abt full days without sleep then 2💔i was busy playin games💔

– 🐋

One week. ‘Nam wasn’t fun. Stayed up nearly five days straight after Panama, too.

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What's the longest you've ever stayed awake for??? Personally i've stayed up for 3 days straight with brief naps but if we're talking abt full days without sleep then 2💔i was busy playin games💔

– 🐋

One week. ‘Nam wasn’t fun. Stayed up nearly five days straight after Panama, too.

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Eh, I’ve heard worse from better. Just don’t leave me again, kid. Not like that.

...I want help... I cant be scared of saying this anymore. I want help...

I need it.

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Anytime. When I’m not up, Alex usually is. You’re always welcome.

...I want help... I cant be scared of saying this anymore. I want help...

I need it.

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I don’t give a shit who wants you here. You’re welcome here. Everyone except a certain few people are.

Take the offer or don’t. I doubt you’ll get another chance to take it before he shoves a needle in your neck again.

...I want help... I cant be scared of saying this anymore. I want help...

I need it.