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Where do you get such cute dresses?

They're gifts, mostly~

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Yeah and it bites! My brother Roger is always comin’ after me and givin’ me noogies, while the other six just sit and laugh!

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what kind of advice do your boys ask for?

Practical, for them - though I would mostly say “spiritual”.

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Does Scout ask for anything for Christmas?

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Ma'am, are you aware your youngest is soliciting sex at fried chicken restaurants with less than reputable women?

No, I wasn't~! Thank you for informing me so I could have this discussion with my son!...He's.. a scamp, that one....

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Because he's an asshole, of course, what other reason does he need? He stuck the Holy Mackerel into the pot and ran off before anyone could see him, now he's laughing at your fish coffee confusion. The little scamp.

Well GodDAMNIT SCOUT

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Excuse me, ma'am, Miss Scoutma! I, uh, wanted to tell ya that Scout keeps leavin' his dirty mags out on th' table an' we keep tellin' him to put them away but he doesn't listen! Ya think you could tell him to have th' decency to at least keep it in his room? - Eugene

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It is ALWAYS a big deal 

I guess now’s as good a time as ever to start this thing. My son is a darling, darling boy, and I had the most wonderful Christmas with him visiting. <3 Anyone who says anything bad about my boy has another thing comin’ to them~!

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....It would be nice, of course, if you didn't have to call some people to remind them to call you to say "Merry Christmas".

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I guess now's as good a time as ever to start this thing. My son is a darling, darling boy, and I had the most wonderful Christmas with him visiting. <3 Anyone who says anything bad about my boy has another thing comin' to them~!