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I miss your posts... Where are you, Zero?

Where a-am I? Unfortunately not in the grave yet is where.Winter is- is s-supposed to be a cheerful time full of snow and shit like that, b-but- but for my mun it’s more like, a reminder. That every worst event of her life happened in the winter... Which I-I am personally disagree with, since her birthday happened at the April....Anyway all this to say - y-you- you’ll have to remain depressed without grumpy old Rick’s help you crazy folks. I... I guess I sorta gotta appologize for hiatus, but in reality no blog means enough to actually feel guilty for not updating it... It’s- It’s just a bunch of pixels and mistakes. It’s meaningless like everything else in the life. Try not to miss it all that much.

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((Hello from the hiatus (and depression pit)! Just been messing with Paintberri again. Looks painful right? Plot twist but PB drawings tools are adjustable, it’s just mee liking to have my tools limited. Anyways I decided to dump these out-of-context doodles here because some doodles are still better than no doodles. Or more like, two doodles and several reply images. I still concider becoming the exclusively doodle-rper. Aka the slowest type of rper imagineable.xd Hope ya’ll doing fine; ))

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Zero Rick’s New Year congratulations

So, today is the last day of the year 2016. You- You must be thinking it’s a reeeeal nice achievement to survive all this shit. This year was- was quite a demonstration of how helpess and powerless we actually are in this world, huh? And I-I know that ya’ll just glad to see this mother fucking year to die already. You guys believe to leave all the negative sentiment in this year, as t-the new one seems to be promicing a better time, better events and better situation in the world, so... y-yeah, can’t really blame you for hating the shit outta this year. But your expectations are stupid and hopeless. Nor y-you just won’t be able to completely ‘leave it all behind’, since all shit which happened this year is forever set in stone historically and in your lives, and- and all this won’t just poof outta existance just because you buy a new calendar. But also. Even be in a brand new year - but it’s still the same people, same planet, same countries, same laws of the universe. So- So hear me out here. The next year will be just as terrible. Because it will be a year for the same terrible world and people. Have a nice celebration, everyone. I need a cig.

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I would wish happy holidays to the audience, but we all know that you’re just going to sit all these days through in your computer. I don’t judge you, real life doesn’t have anything good to offer anyways...

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(Notebook adventures of the mun when their teacher gave them extra 2 hours of unnecessary waiting in the hallway! Aka letting out the salt once again. Aka the struggle gets real. However, Hina (mun of this blog) wishes audience happy Holidays and encourages everyone to not stress out if you don’t manage to do anything good for the Christmas event! After all, you don’t owe any art/fanfics to anyone and nothing else matters as long as you have fun. And your blogs are still awesome even if you don’t manage to make christmas art in time. You are awesome! (: )

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(Guys, reminder that if 200 people each gave $10 it would still get the job done. There is no such thing as ‘too little money’ here and any help is a help! Also please help to spread this post so more people could see)

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Hey, next time you see Summer, tell her I like her hair.

“As- As for now, I am on vacation from my family on a civilizaion abandoned planet, so I hope I won’t see her (or anyone else) the next time. However, fat chance - she knows that a compliment from someone from the internet means nothing in a grand scheme of things, so you won’t cheer her up like that.”

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Are your Beth and summer all zeroes too? (Also can we see more of zero Morty? He's great.)

“You can see m-my Morty every day, someone gotta do it anyway.Anyway, here’s the photo of my family.”

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grim-tales-of-mandy-and-mimi:

How even more curious. The blonde thought to herself as she smirked. This one was interesting. He was enough to entertain her for the week. And here she thought she was going to be alone reading books and drinking tea. She thought.

“I suppose I can provide you with these things. But as I said. Nothing comes free with me. So how are you willing to pay for these things?”

She asked him curiously. This world she was in was some what deserted. People weren’t really around these parts due to the barrier she put around her home. And she could just as easily open a portal for him….but thats no fun. So he could probably offer to work for her a bit. Show her abit of his science. But who knows what this stranger would offer. Either way itd be quite entertaining.

“Also where is it that your trying to get to?”

She asked curiously. To her he seemed like a lost soul, wandering forever.

As opposed to woman’s increasing curiousity, Zero had another kind of feeling growing. Frustration. It all could of been so much easier if he just found the needed items sooner, and now he’s got to stick here having to repay for every question asked. Good thinking, but giving him the chills down the spine, even though his back is turned towards the active fireplace. It’s okay though, just breathe, it doesn’t matter, nothing matters... “I- I guess I could of came up with something to repay, but if you’re as allmighty as y-you claim to be it won’t really matter... Eh, I guess I’ll have to think of what you do not have...” He shifts his head to lazily look around. “W-well, you do have a castle, so one option is out... The place where I’m going to does have some space ships, it’s- it’s a big parking station, except people don’t really return for their shit... There are other places with portal charging terminals, but they’re crowded, and- and I hate people. You wanna take a look?”

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Still looks better than my actual face.

✏ (Zero deserved a terrible doodle too)

[I connect with Zero Rick on a deeply spiritual level]

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Zero Rick and SRF Morty.

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Emptiness

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OMG HI!!!! I want to hug you tight.

“Wait until I die a-and then hug my corpse all day. At least that way hugs aren’t gonna suck so much.”

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"You look very tired human, are you sick?"

“Yesh, pretty much sick. Sick of existance.”

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grim-tales-of-mandy-and-mimi:

Mandy watched him with slight curiosity, this man seemed… unfazed of the situation he was in? Almost as if he didn’t have a care in the world for the situation he was in. Not that he was in any danger.. yet. But he did bring out more curiosity in her, he was like an obedient dog, letting her examine him for her approval. 

She tilted his head side to side to see his full features,

” Rick Sanchez.. So strange.. This is a very curious situation you are in. Is there some higher purpose as to why you are here? Do remember we’ve just met and anything you ask of me needs to be returned in full.”

 She smirked, releasing his chin and settling back into her chair, taking a quick sip of tea before setting the cup down on its coaster. 

“I can control things to do my bidding, I have more power than you will come to realize… That being said, it’s best you stay on my good side. Now.. What is it that you need?”

Like she noticed, Zero doesn’t care all that much what would happen next, he is only borrowing enough energy to feel discomfort. Discomfort like when she turned his face to the side, or like when he realizes he’s got himself involved with what he affectionately calls ‘queen bullshit’ in his thoughts. That one kind of people he could never truly say goodbye to once he’d meet them. They are powerful, they have overhelming sense of superiority, they do what they want and... and thanks god his emo-loving fangirls were nothing like her. “W-well I... I’ve almost got everything I needed.” Idly digging into his inner pocket, he pulls the portal gun out - a white pistol-looking device with the small glass volume. Instead of giving the bright green light it’s supposed to, it glows the pale pink on the bottom. “They’re to be charged with the specific fuel to create the normal portals, b-but manipulating some chemicals I carry with myself plus usual products can get the charge to make one of two shitty portals. Just- Just gotta get to the station. Do you have cheese, lemon acid and- and those lil’ bacterias yougurts contain?” Frankly, he nearly forgot the feeling of explaining someone about the portals - having communicated with just Ricks and Mortys for the longest time. He feels how rusty he’s gotten.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet...I would probably just leave it how it is because none of this matters and life is meaningless! 😘

“If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d exclude I. And don’t forget that not even a single one of all existing alphabets w-would allow people to express the only things which truly matter with the words. Communication is- is made all wrong, so are languages. We’re stuck to mishearing and misreading each other and understand what another said wrongly.”

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Do you have a Morty? If not, do you want one or do you just prefer to be alone? (cause i think youre probably a lil lonely)

“I’ve always had a bad luck so- so yeah, I do have a Morty. I tried to leave him be in the Daycare Center but Storage Rick said no.He looks like this.”

“His appearance doesn’t really matter because Pocket Mortys will most likely make a canon one soon enough, but w-what’s the point of waiting? We have comics and games and show so eventually, all fanon creativity will be dismissed or ruined by the canon, so j-just... just roll with it and know that what you create actually means nothing.”