#pfffttttt

[wh0relibrarian]

you’re tattoo artist!sukuna’s favorite client. you’ve seen him so much that he gives discounts now, allowing you the financial freedom for even more tats. so now you’re coming to him like twice a month (give or take) and he can’t get enough of you.

and you’re not an idiot. he’s a talented artist, his work is worth way more than what he’s charging. and you’ve noticed the way he clings onto your body during sessions, the way his thumb rubs small circles into your plush skin as he works. always making sure his favorite girl is comfortable. you’ve been falling into his trap willingly. letting your legs open a bit more while he’s in between them working on a sternum tat. there’s something so addicting about the way he’s focused on your body, that, plus the slight pain of the tattoo in general makes you dizzy.

it’s no surprise that after a few months you start booking late night sessions with him. the shop being completely empty by the time he finishes prepping his station. when it’s time to put the stencil on your desired area, he does the honors of putting it up against you while you are both looking in the mirror. his bulky frame practically spilling out the mirror’s borders. you never realized how tall he was until now. his arms are slinked around your waist from behind, fondling with the buttons of your jeans to try and get a better placement. of course it isn’t your fault that your pants are at your ankles now as tattoo artist! sukuna rubs your clit gracefully. his other hand laced around your throat, forcing you to keep looking at yourself as he brings you to the edge. at one point you swear he was snickering, almost like you crying out his name and wiggling around in his grasp was entertaining for him.

“Shhh, pretty girl, let yourself go f’me. Such a slut, y’know that?” your head was nodding uncontrollably, his hand only gripped tighter around your throat.

“Pretty girls can use their words, yeah? Tell me how it feels baby.”

“S-so good. So good—!” your orgasm came like a massive wave, washing over both you and tattoo artist!sukuna. his movements slowed down on your pussy as he planted soft kisses on your temple.

“Now get yourself cleaned up, I got a job to do, and we don’t want yer boyfriend wonderin’ why it’s taking so long.”

oh right…. choso.

[lalizah]

Thank you for @gauntlings for tagging me!

Describe your OC as memes!

Tagging: @serenpedac @magebastard @agentnatesewell @nat-seal-well @wayhavenots and anyone else sees this! (No pressure ofc!)

Liz Langford as memes my beloveds:

[jayceofprogress]

Hi jayce you are sooooo cute meo meow babygirl 🎀

Thank you, I am a thirty-one year old man.

[fandom-madness69]

My Bf: I feel like rewatching the latest PJO episode

Me: Okay

Him: No objections?

Me: Who do you think I am? Not the kid who debated with a Christian at a Christmas party for 13 hours about Greek mythos and how it could be real? I will never complain about watching Percy Jackson

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Kyoko is just here to be a bitch and, honestly, I respect it lol

[kadextra]

AHAHAHAHAHA cellbit is gonna get distracted again because q!bad wants to take q!forever on a dinner date interrogation in his castle…. :3

[sh00ting-4-st4rz]

WAIT.

CAN I BITE THE WISH PLUSH?

LET ME CHOMP.

*You bite Wish who squeals in anger and pain! The plush is soft and tastes like polyester*

[facetimebuddies]

i’m still on May Day and now i’m giffing terry flores and eddie’s rescue and they were in love your honor, i’m so sorry, but they were in looove.

[songmingisthighs]

i should stop writing and be a fanfic consultant or idea developper instead ELEMAYO

[emmg]

@thessaralka it’s a complicated relationship. We solavellans love and hate this hat

I will always love Solas, but forever hate that stupid hat.

They immediately adjourned to a team meeting, where they guessed that this is why Solas wanted to end Thedas.

[Text reads: “Another Solas regret? Let’s see it.”

Second panel: “Fucking. YIKES.”]

[ask-the-hound]

Hey you guys will never believe what just happened so I was going on a walk and then I saw this like emo hedgehog but not? It was way taller and on two feet and it seemed to have been crying over someone named Maria? but then these people in black suits came and the hedgehogs just starts rinning faster than anything I've ever seen and the people in the suits just started running after it and I'm like oh why are they running after this lil guy can't they see he's having a moment?? and then they're all like- why are you looking like that you have to believe me.

Howwv did you find this address

[dollya-robinprotector]

"Hey, with, a ♪ ding ding dan ♪ let's dance! Rougher and rougher, up, down, up, down ♪ heave-ho ♪ Here, until you hit the climax, I'll take good care of you With our school slippers, shall we dance?"

Inspired by Balleriko - Mikito and this art

Part 2 with Fem School LIs...?

[daydreamerwonderkid]

I think a small part of my soul chips away every time someone genuinely tries to argue that being Robin is a form of "unpaid child labor" and "child endangerment" or fucking "child abuse."

Like, my guy, it's not that fucking deep. Robin exists because kids want to see themselves solving mysteries and fighting crime alongside motherfucking Batman.

I'm going to eat dry wall, stop acting like this is a real thing to be upset about omfg

[cherryskieszz]

Omg look it's sprint trip from one week at Frederick's three!!!111!!!!1!!!1

Alts + closeups!! 👇

[dick-meister]

Adam: very passionate about public transit

Adam the first time he sits in a public bus:

“This fuckn sucks.”

[sirserpentine]

Pentious had started snickering to himself, feeling himself engulfed and hugged by the tiny beads of sand. He could get used to this sensation, actually! It felt so cozy over his scales, though all the eyes over his tail had to be closed for obvious reasons.

Maybe this beach wasn't filled with just rubbish, after all. He'd have to convince the rest of the hotel residents to try this out sometime! They could all burrow in the sand and enjoy a drink and have a gay old time...

Husker's groan made him wake up from his spell.

"Oh yes, right so," Pentious said, letting sand hang on his skin for more immersion as he stood up and slithered to the camera.

"I suppose printed copies ensure we're left with a memory to stick to our pinboard... Ah, look! The clouds will move away from the way of the sun in a moment," he said, pointing to the soon-to-be less murky sky. "We might even be fortunate enough to capture the rays of light dispersed into the ocean water's condensed missst! A rainbow!"

The snake started fiddling with the camera's settings. "Quick sticks, Husker. Lounge like your afterlife dependsss on it. Hold up your drink, and smile!"

Wow. Someone was really embracing their snake side here. Husk, personally, couldn't relate. He hated his feline side, and wanted to hide his catlike mannerisms whenever possible. That said, feline instincts or not, he saw no appeal in burrowing into the sand. It would get all caked into his fur, feathers, clothes, and eyes.

He couldn't have that. He worked hard to look this good! Like... showering sometimes!

"Come on, you're wasting time," Husk groaned.

He loomed over Pentious, took a swig of his beer, and then crossed his arms over his chest. All he'd wanted was a nice afternoon to himself, alone at the hotel. Or maybe he could've actually hit the town for once, without Alastor or Charlie breathing down his neck.

Was that too much to ask?

"I don't get why we have to use the old fashioned camera. If we just take selfies on my phone, it'll go a lot faster."

Maybe that was Angel Dust rubbing off on him, but it was also the urgency. The sooner they could take the pictures, the sooner the two of them could get out of here.

"Do we really need physical copies of 'em?"