This is a joke. I really hope that's obvious. But just incase.... I will answer when I have time to sit down and photograph the alpaca and a friend will be doing drawings on top of the pictures too, so that may take extra time. We'll answer as quickly as we can. Ehehehe enjoy?
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Who's stuffed?


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garyuu
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poisonthorne
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askalpacawesleystickler
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wildwestdetective
…What is that stuffed animal doing there?

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#omfg I didn't even try to be in character with that #stickler I'm sorry #it was too much
((Ahahahahahahahaha like I was trying? 8'D ))
Let's do this more often, cutie.

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#tears streaming down my face
I'm gonna pee. dsgasdgasdgasd
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Oh nice colors. I knew you would come through for me. They look very magical indeed.

// I am literally crying you’ve done it I’m broken
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Does this mean I can have your panties?

You look like someone that knows how to pick panties.
I’ll treat you nice, unlike the mean kitty.

Alpaca’s don’t eat fish.
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Just let me investigate your panties.

I must know their secrets.
I’ll treat you nice, unlike the mean kitty.

Alpaca’s don’t eat fish.
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I'll treat you nice, unlike the mean kitty.

Alpaca's don't eat fish.
manofmist:
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Don't look so nervous.

I'm very soft.
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#HOW DO I REACT TO THIS IN CHARACTER I'M GOING TO CRY
It's okay. I make people do uncharacteristic things.

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How’s is gong cutie?

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Oh hi.

// Speaking of which let me introduce you to my otp

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I offer you these amazing panties for the low price of 16.99$!!!! They'll do anything you like, they're magical!
That's a lot.
Just for panties.
But I guess.
That's the price.
Of scientific investigation.
Thank you for this opportunity.
Maybe I can apply for a grant from the college......
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((WOW SORRY I ANSWERED THAT ONE PRIVATELY.
I'm tired rn. I'll get better at this I swear. If the asker want to resend I promise I will answer not privately next time.
mi dispiace.))
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how do you feel about stickaups
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My interest lie in panties. While the magical holding properties of brassieres and women's bosoms are a fascinating inquiry, I have yet to see anyone perform the feats of holding with them as the magician has with her panties.
Besides. This brassiere looks especially inadequate at holding items.
#ace attorney#anonymous#ask#wesley stickler#sorry if this is the wrong thing? Google didn't recognize stickaups so I assumed this is what was meant
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Sorry, I fixed it.

I'm a scientist, not a computer scientist.
#Whoops my bad#I forget about the ask box#new theme so you can see tags too#cause I speak a lot through tags
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wE CANT ASK UNLESS YOUR ASKBOX IS OPEN
...OH.
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