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[askandersona]

pretty-rich-boy‌:

You know him. He’s smaller than me, dark curly hair he usually gels, good voice, amazing ass. Oh, and he just offered to show me around.

I -- oh. Oh. 

Well, thank you, I think? Perhaps we could get a coffee together after the grand tour? 

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pretty-rich-boy‌:

If by ‘something else’ you mean a let down, then yes. Although it’s not all bad. There’s this super hot guy I have my eye on.

I was trying to be a little more subtle, but yes. I’ve lived in Westerville all my life, but I’ve also been dying to get out of Ohio for the majority of it. You do? What’s his name? I know most of the guys at Dalton, so maybe I can help.

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fhudsonhq‌:

Oh. So I did help you? Cool. Yeah, not a problem, dude. I’m Finn. It’s nice to sort of meet you.

Yeah, definitely. I can’t say I’ve ever been in a situation like this before, so I’ll take any tips I can get. It’s nice to sort of meet you too, Finn. 

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hummingk‌:

Staring from her bedroom window? Goodness – she’s a certified stalker at that point. Let her down easy if you want to be polite, but make sure she knows what’s acceptable and what’s not.

You’re welcome, though. I’m glad I could find a way to help such a troubling dilemma.

Have we met? I don’t think I’ve seen you around McKinely’s subpar hallways.

I don’t think we have, which is probably because I don’t go to McKinley. I did see someone post about your school on one of the show choir blogs the other day, though, if I remember correctly. A new Glee Club just started at your school, right? I’m sorry for not introducing myself sooner, by the way -- I’m Blaine Anderson, from Dalton Academy in Westerville.

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pretty-rich-boy‌:

Do I look like a freshman?

I’m 16. I just transferred here from France. So I’m currently looking for a sexy guy to show me around. Know anyone that fits the bill?

No -- right, of course. I’m sorry. In that case -- welcome to Dalton! I don’t know about the sexy part, but I’d be happy to show you around. I actually transferred here a few months back, so I know what it’s like to be the new kid. Ohio must be... something else after living in France.

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fhudsonhq‌:

What if you talk to her parent or parents about her coming over so much? That could help, maybe. Or when you talk to her you could just keep calling her your friend or something. Wish I could be of more help.

That last tip actually is very helpful. I think that might do the trick, so thank you, kind stranger! I’m Blaine, by the way. 

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favorite band?

Roxy Music, The Beatles and Queen.

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Who are you crushing on?

Does a celebrity crush count? If so – Adam Levine. If not, please see my previous answer.

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got your eyes on anyone?

Not at this moment. 

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what's your favorite musical?

Oh, that’s a difficult question. There’s so many amazing musicals, and that number is always growing with new productions and revivals, so it’s incredibly hard to pick just one. I’m terrible at picking favourites in general, to be honest. But some of my all time favourites are West Side Story, Newsies, RENT, Wicked and Grease. 

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danidecoded‌:

Please don’t tell me a rundown skating rink is all this town has to offer.

Forgive me for asking, but what town are we talking about exactly? Not that I know of any towns in Ohio that do have anything particularly interesting to offer, but I suppose some are worse than others. 

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hummingk‌:

I do, yes. There’s simply nothing off the rack that suits my stylistic needs. Call me picky, but I prefer to think I’m just above the standards of typical teenage clothing. I mean, graphic t-shirts and faded jeans? We’re not far away enough from the 90′s for them to be making such a comeback.

Being picky is a good thing when it comes to fashion, I think. It’s a shame that so many people our age are afraid to think outside the box. Not that I get to see a lot of that nowadays, as we wear uniforms at Dalton, but still. I’ll admit that I do have a bit of a weak spot for the 90′s, but I’m not exactly the graphic t-shirts and faded jeans kind of guy either, so I do most of my shopping online, or whenever I get the chance to go to Columbus.  

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pretty-rich-boy‌:

No such thing as too forward, babe.

In this case, there is, I think. But anyway -- I don’t think I’ve seen you around before? Are you a freshman? 

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hummingk‌:

The best thing about the weekend is the fact that I can go to the fabric store and snag bolts of the best for dirt cheap. I’m not sure what it is about Sunday’s, but the less people I have to elbow for a strong, sustainable wool, the better. Besides, with these fabrics, I can finally finish up the outfit I’ve been tailoring for a month. Progress for the sake of progress is still a success in my book.

You make your own outfits? That’s pretty impressive! And also something I don’t hear a lot in this place. 

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askqfabrayhq‌:

Just tell her you’re not interested. Simple as that. Kids need to learn why things like this are creepy or they’re gonna turn into stalkers as they grow up. Either way they’ll learn.

I guess you have a point, but I’d still like to do that in the kindest way possible. Do you think telling her she’s more like a little sister to me would work?

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fhudsonhq‌:

Um, not exactly? I mean, what if she doesn’t have any friends, and she thinks you’re her friend?

See, that’s exactly what makes this so hard. I don’t want to hurt her feelings, and I’m definitely okay with being friends, but she’s just... creeping me out a little. So you think I should just not say anything and hope she’ll start crushing on someone else soon?

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pretty-rich-boy‌:

Just tell her you like cock and that you’ll never be interested in her unless she grows a penis. You have to be honest with these kids.

That might be a bit too forward, don’t you think?