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When will “Ask the CV verse” come back? I miss it 😢

In June, hopefully!

I know I said it'd only be a week break but as it turns out, I need a month to actually catch up on stuff

Rest assured, I'm not abandoning my bois and they will be back soon!!

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OOC TALK 📺 MUN:

The AvA Cv Verse Ask blog will be back next week!

Some projects I've been procrastinating on have caught up on me so I'm going to get caught back up with them

And then I'll be back for more CV! verse!

I just wanna say before I go that I'm so happy you guys are enjoying this blog! I'm having a blast running it!

Feel free to keep sending in Asks, I'll get to as many of them as I can next week!

Thank you!!

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Dark Lord, you’re not cool, just cute.

"AAAAUUUUGH!!!"

"I'M NOT CUTE!"

[Dark pouts]

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Hey Dark Lord, I kinda see you as cute than Manley

The same goes with Hench

[MEANWHILE]

"WHAT"

"I'M NOT CUTE!"

"I'M HANDSOME AND COOL IN A CHAOTICALLY EVIL WAY!!"

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Purple

Someone snitched on you

Beware

[Purple blinks]

"What do you MEAN someone snitched on me?"

"Did one of you tell Dark about one of his embarrassing secrets?"

"Cursors guys, I didn't realize you got snitches amongst your ranks"

"Not cool"

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PLEASE tell Cassie we said hi back!

"Hey well look at that, you got some fans Cassie!"

[Cassie hums happily and blushes]

"Hehe, thanks again for the stone. I gotta head off now! You have a good afternoon!"

[Cassie hums goodbye and Purple leaves]

"Alright, next up, the Farmers"

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[Ooc:]

SUPER RANDOM QUESTION:

Is polysticks canon in this?

OOC TALK 📺MUN:

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Rainbow Polysticks is about as canon as ChoDark, which is to say, whatever's funniest

The implication is Rainbow Polysticks mostly hedging towards a more Queer Platonic Relationship Vibe but I'm not opposed to something more romantic between Purple and the CG. Like I said, it's honestly whatever's funnier in the moment

Also regarding ChoDark, think BatJokes from the Lego Batman Movie and thats a pretty close to how I'm envisioning them

(Lego BatJokes literally the goofiest Hero/Villain dynamic I've ever seen alskdljgsg)

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Opinions on sweets? (like cakes or cookies, maybe even drinks)

"Hmmm, I like sweets but probably not as much as Dark does."

"He has a major sweet tooth although I myself do enjoy some candy or a good chocolate chip cookie every so often!"

[Cassie the Stone Mason hums and tilts their head]

"Oh why am I talking to my wrist band?"

"Dark Shenanigans. I'm answering questions from people online"

[Cassie hums excitedly]

"Alright alright! You can say hi!"

"Cassie says Hello!"

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ohh who's Cassie? :0 can we say hi to them?

[MEANWHILE]

"Yeah, the Boss destroyed some walling again. The usual stacks if you'd please Cassie."

[The Stone Mason running the shop nods and goes to retrieve some blocks]

"Cassie's my kingdom's stone mason! They're my go to when the castle needs repair"

[Cassie returns with 2 stacks of stone bricks]

"You're the best Cass!"

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I am bored

"Why don't you learn how to juggle and step on hot coals then?"

"Sorry this ain't up to snuff but you have the choice to leave at any point!"

"Although, I will admit fixing a wall is pretty boring"

[Dark sighs]

"But I did promise to fix my mess, so I gotta do it"

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Question for The Dork Lord: How much do you like/dislike The Chosen One and why? Also would the firewall block my tp powers?

-teleporting ^w^ anon

[ELSEWHERE]

"OOOOOO! I HATE HIM!"

"HE'S ALSO VERY FUN TO BE AROUND AND MESS WITH"

"..."

"I HAVE A LOT OF COMPLEX EMOTIONS ABOUT HIM"

"ALSO NICE TRY"

"No one outside of this universe can get in! Teleporting powers or not"

"Except for Kaleidoscope because he's built different"

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hench is a stupid name

you’re stupid

I would throw tomatoes at you if I could

[Purple rolls their eyes]

"Ooooo, very hurtful, how will I EVER recover from this TOP LEVEL insult?"

"Dude, I went through high school. I was in theater. If you're trying to insult me, you're gonna have to do better than that"

"What are you 5? Did you miss your nap? Upset you got raisins instead of chocolate in your cheerios and granola snack?"

"How about you go learn shapes and numbers first before you tell me what's stupid, Anon"

[Purple walks over to the Stone Masonry shop]

"Hi Cassie! How's it going!"

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OOC TALK 📺 MUN [

If anyone actually decides to send Purple insults, keep them light hearted and funny

Any insults that I deem overly mean or rude will get deleted! ]

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hey dark… are you and chosen toxic yaoi?

"..."

"What's yaoi?"

[Dark taps on their wrist communicator]

"Hey Hench, what's yaoi?"

{WHAT- WHO TOLD YOU THAT WORD???}

"Some asker just asked if me and Chosen are 'toxic yaoi' "

{ALKSLDJKGLSJG WHAT THE F-}

{ - }

"Oh, the connection broke"

"Guess we'll never know the answer"

[MEANWHILE]

"DARK???"

"..."

"Connecting to 'Tumblr' was a mistake"

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how is occasionally texting Gold "fraternizing with the enemy" but not breakfast meetings with the color gang? Not saying you have to stop them from doing that, but it's just interesting what you consider fraternizing and what you don't.

[MEANWHILE]

"The DIFFERENCE is that KING is in direct competition to me in terms of villainy!"

"While the Color Lames try to stop me, they aren't trying to come for MY SPOT as the Interweb's Number 1 Super Villain!"

"THAT'S WHY I'M SIDE-EYEING PURPLE HAVING FRIENDLY CONTACT WITH MY RIVAL IN VILLAINY'S KID!"

"..."

"Also it's very funny watching Purple turn into a blushing mess when you ask them what's going on between them and the Noogai Desktoppers"

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Purple, just how big is your castle? And tell Pixal! Vic I said hi!

"I'd like to think it's pretty big! We've got a couple of floors and even a basement!"

"At least it's a lot bigger now than it was before Dark moved in"

"We've had to add in some new rooms and areas to accommodate all of his villain schemes"

"Well worth it to build a specific area of the castle for Dark to experiment in than to try can clean up an exploded living room for the 5th time that week"

[Purple reaches the main foyer and walks outside]

"Also, I haven't heard from Vic in a bit but I'll be sure to tell him you said hi the next time he stops by to visit!"

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we all know you are a first rate villain, m’lord, but in your opinion, who would you say ranks up to you in tyranny?

translation; who do you consider your equal in terms of being evil

"AH HA!"

"You see I've told you that the Chosen One is my greatest rival but that's only enemy status-wise"

"If you want to know whom can equal my level of villainy, then that would be King MT!"

"His skills in robotics and code can rival my own, not to mention he has the funds to back up his inventions"

"HE'S A PAIN IN MY A-"

[ELSEWHERE]

"ACHOO-!"

"Sorry, I think Dark's rampage through the castle kicked up a bunch of dust"

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So if you’re a super villain…

Who’s the one who opposes you? The super hero?

Is there one?

"Ah ha! It is true! Every super villain must have some sort of super hero to go against them!"

"In my case, those Color Lames are the ones who oppose me the most!"

[Dark picks up a piece of stone walling]

"It's a wonder how long they've been able to protect their precious Noogai's Desktop but I guess it's not to surprising-"

[Dark tightens his grip on the stone]

"-WHEN THEY'RE BEING TRAINED BY THE CHOSEN ONE"

"IF YOU WANT A 'SUPER HERO' WELL LOOK NO FURTHER THAN MR. THE CHOSEN ONE, OUT HERE DESTROYING VIRUSES AND TEACHING 'POOR, DEFENSELESS' KIDS HOW TO FIGHT"

[The stone in Dark's hand shatters]

"..."

"Hehe, HEHEH-"

"HAHAHHAHAHAA-"

"IT'S ALWAYS SUCH A RUSH FIGHTING AGAINST CHOSEN"

"HE IS MY GREATEST RIVAL, MY TRUE ENEMY"