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That is true.... whats it like, being a special kind of species of man?

What's it like?

Pfffft, fantastic! Do you see how much people around here idolize me?

I'm like some kind of god!

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aisarete replied to your post: I CAN'T. I CAN'T. I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING OMG...

I am laughing in utter joy at how life works sometimes. Tis beautiful.

Uh. Okay, then.

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you are the besssst

Tell me somethin' I don't know!

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Yes sir, you might say I'm not from around here. It's naturally like this too.

Well... I've seen weirder things around here- hell, I've been weirder things!

Guess you could call those the perks of being a Once-ler!

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I CAN'T. I CAN'T. I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING OMG YESSSSSS.

Who are you laughin' at?

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Hey there!

Your hair is pink

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h0w sp00ky are y0u

2sp00ky for asks like these

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Okay, everybody, I'm off to sell my thneed/run my business/fuck bitches, make money~

Adios for now!

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yesimavampiremarcelinelerbecausewhynot

I understand- you just gotta

Follow your dreams~

Though, to be fair, I never actually dreamed of having three-hundred different personalities... but that's alright! I just have to... take it in stride! Haha... ha!

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I NEVER JUST GO AWAY, ONESLUR. THIS IS A LESSON YOU WILL SOON LEARN.

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hello there

Uh, hi!

So, what are you supposed to be... some sort of vampire or something...?

That's... a little frightening.

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wow.... wht a blawg,, best blawg!

Ha! Don't I know it~

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don't you even dare sass me mister you think you can come in here on my turf in my house

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I'm preeeetty sure you just became my new favorite thing ever. I thought the best part of my day would be finding that Pepsi blog. But no. No you win. I just thought you should know.

Of course I win! What competition does some stupid soft drink have over me?

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oh no what have i done why did this happen why do i love it so much

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Calm down there, friend. Do you need to take a few deep, calming breaths? Maybe take a few minutes to yourself?

THERE IS AN ASKBLOG-LER. 

I AM SO FRICKIN’ DONE WITH THIS FANDOM I’M GONNA DIE

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I THINK IT WOULD BE A FAIRLY EASY BATTLE. BETTER WATCH YOSELF.