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where in the HELL did that horse come from

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morning routine🌤️🚿

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hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!

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there are breasts on my roof. scampering about. wretched

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stimming isn’t enough i need to fucking explode

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so anyway *groans audibly as i get out of my chair or bend down to pick something up*

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bite the vampire first to establish dominance

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what if i cast a silly spell

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I’m sooo strong and masculine my arm doesn’t even shake when I’m holding a pot over the sink while I fill it up with water (lying)

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Hey bro why did your healthbar just appear. Do you need to talk about somethin

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came back wrong trope but the character knows that they came back wrong. they’re so acutely aware of how different they are now from how they were before that it drives them fucking insane. they’re stuck trying to return to somebody that’s long dead. they can never be the person they once were. everybody around them knows it. deep down, they know it too, but they’re trapped in a cycle of their own making. of trying to revive someone that no longer exists.

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Twitter threads are incomprehensible and dense and while they insist you can be "ratioed," you technically never win a Twitter argument.

On Tumblr you can win so decisively, you force that blog to deactivate and then that post will drag around that user's dead fucking body for all of time.

Every time you see it, it's a victory lap around a coffin that we'll never bury. It's astounding.

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notice how everyone is horny today

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This is the only way they can research productively

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"In every universe..." My second design for the upcoming Dokomi ! I wanted to draw Jayce and Viktor for a friend and I'm really happy that she liked them !