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brad don't listen to the haters 🌻don't let your family and friends stop you from being you

Come to think of it, my parent's opinion of me is not at its highest right now. I haven't really left the castle in the last few days, (I mean, besides taking a walk or two), and I don't think I will any time soon. So the most they've heard of me is that I came to the police station in a "Deranged State" and started raving about some alien encounter.

Look, I don't know, okay. I keep thinking of reasons to put off dealing with this giant looming question mark over my head.

What am I even supposed to do, dammit? If I had someone in my life to talk to, someone who's felt this, that would help, and all I have is...you know, him. Try having a serious conversation with this "Doctor", see how it goes for you.

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How are you doing Brad? Everything ok? Taken any “am I gay?” Quizzes lately?

*Deletes the Buzzfeed, U Quiz, Quotev, and Heywise tabs*

No, why do you ask?

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Brad…honey….not everyone experiences same sex attraction. It’s ok sweetie you’re on your own journey ❤️

"Not Everybody"? But that would mean something that I don't want to think about. Not right now, not ever. There is no journey for me.

Even if I wanted to have "A Journey", I couldn't. I have my family, my mother, Reverend Smith, Ralph, Betty, all of our friends. They'd never speak to Janet and I again.

I can't afford to be...you know.

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has Janet ever pegged you

Janet and I haven't had any...adult interactions! We're engaged, not married.

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That was the less unerving part of this post for me.

My slumbering Rocky horror hyperfixation burped out an idea today

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*Deep inhale*

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My slumbering Rocky horror hyperfixation burped out an idea today

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Somebody isn't going to like this...

How does one create an online dating profile?

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I THINK this is how it works... Who Riffin' up they Raff?

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Who up Frank-n they Furter?

@askacreation Who horrorin' up they Rocky?

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Brad do you wanna Frank your furter with me

I don't think I understand this question...

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I know what you are

What do you mean...?

I have nothing to hide! I'm an open book! I certainely never desired to be with someone that I shouldn't be, dammit!

And no, my childhood feelings for Paul McCartney do not count, everybody has "Same Sex Attraction" at that age, my father (Who was a doctor, not just any old average joe!) has confirmed it whenever I asked.

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I am considerably confused by the fact that your father told you liking rocks was a girly thing. That's a pretty androgynous hobby at most, I feel that the field of geology has been historically male-dominated. Your life is kinda weird I hope you know that Brad

I'd say so. My father was a complicated man, but he loved me, don't worry. Otherwise, he wouldn't be a father!

But to be fair, the ones I first found were the little pink and blue ones that my grandmother keeps in her garden. Maybe he was right.

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Do you paint your toenails

What? Are you kidding?

I'm more surprised that anybody paints their toenails in the first place than you thinking I do.

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Hey, just want to make sure you know liking rocks is not something girly. It's just something cool people do. (I collect rocks and shiny things so I should know.) If you like something you shouldn't force yourself to stop because someone is saying you shouldn't.

Anyways, have a good day.

This...this is interesting information.

I have some thinking to do. With the help of a nice, cold glass of lemmonade and a walk around town.

But to be honest, Denton as a whole might not be the best place to ponder this.

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Hey Brad! Do you have any collections? You seem like the kind of guy who'd collect things

I do! I've been an an avid moddel ship builder since I was five and worked on them with my father. I started picking up the habit of pollishing the shiny rocks in the garden outside my house, but of course my father let me know that it's a bit to girlish. Don't worry, I cut it out pretty quickly!

I haven't stared longingly at geodes ever since then. Well, not since third grade, but we all have our childhood problems!

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Do you like clowns ??

-cloen anon

No offense, but I'm actually kind of scared of them. I watched a few childhood ruining movies...

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Why do i do this

Darling hold my handddd-

NOTHING BEATS A JET2 HOLIDAY !! AND RIGHT NOW YOU CAN SAVE £50 PER PERSON THATS £200 POUNDS FOR A FAMILY OF FOUR

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Haven't I seen you on someone else's blog?

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Ik it’s not possible on a biological standpoint but I feel like I could get you pregnant if I tried really hard

Oh.

Sudden Flashbacks to the time he saw Mpreg Fanart of him and Frank

THAT'S...GOOD FOR YOU, I GUESS! I WILL NOW BE TAKING A WEEK LONG BREAK FROM THIS APP.