I have stumbled upon this website out of pure curiosity, deciding to create an account and just lie low for a while as I gain knowledge. In search my for true power, I found that it does not lie in leather pants nor leather shoes-- it lies in these curious glasses known as shutter shades. Donning these and going incognito, “tumblr” seems like a great place to start my come back.
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Apologies, I'm already taken. But, what about my hot?
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I'm just British.
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Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of your brother being kidnapped.
Again.
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Kidding, obviously.
I think it’s rather apparent what I don’t like, for I tend to be bad at being subtle when it comes to my dislikes. In case I haven’t made it clear enough, I’ll humor you with a list:
The Pharaoh
Sweets
People
Children
The Pharaoh
Obnoxious, continuous sounds
Styrofoam
Cotton balls
Mr. Tweetums
Kittens
Hot weather
Fluffy Pillows
The Pharaoh
Coffee
… Actually, you know, it would be much easier to make a list of things I did like.
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You know, the usual.
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He never gave me his Rod, either.
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The only "sweet" I like is sweet, sweet vengeance.
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I tend to stray from trivial things such as favourite colours, though red seems to be delightful.
I also do not mind the colour grey, nor blue. Other than that, they're all rather uninteresting.
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I don't see why having both could hurt. It could prove to be a formidable monster; however I tend to stick with Zombie and Fiend types.
But, I suppose to properly answer the question, my answer would have to be dinosaurs.
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Come at me, bro.
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