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Hello from a vague and menacing government agency. We remembered that hey, you know, it's the birthday of millions of people around the world, and they sure would love it if you were to announce, simply out of kindness and not at all as a secret message to agents implanted in your society, "BRINY DEPTHS." Thanks again!
BRINY DEPTHS
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For anyone who missed it, here’s Cecil Baldwin’s (Welcome to Nightvale) short cameo in tonight’s new Gravity Falls!
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Do you have any non lethal recipes for tiramisu?
Are you out of your mind? They don’t exist.
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*adjusts pearls* *coughs* *taps microphone*
Friends! I’ll be doing a tumblr #AnswerTime tomorrow, September 1st at 2pm EST / 11am PST.
This is a link to my Ask Box.
Do you have questions about Every Single Word, my tumblr/video series that edits popular films down to only the words spoken by People of Color? Do you want to know what it’s like behind the scenes of Welcome to Night Vale? Are you curious about the New York Neo-Futurists? Wanna know what it’s like to be ½ of Cecilos? Growing up queer? Biracial? What I eat for breakfast? How I feel about One Direction taking a break? (SPOILER: working through it).
Join me tomorrow and we’ll talk about all this stuff and more.
*thanks you for listening*
*reminds self to Play It Cool*
*screams with excitement into pillow*
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Be honest - have you eaten wheat or wheat by-products since the ban?
NO OF COURSE NOT HOW COULD YOU INSINUATE SUCH A THING yes
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Chatting with Cecil Baldwin about 'Welcome to Night Vale' Live
Chatting with Cecil Baldwin about ‘Welcome to Night Vale’ Live

[Cecil Baldwin (voice of Cecil) and Dylan Marron (voice of Carlos).]
Since my last review of the Welcome to Night Vale live shows, a lot of exciting things have taken place. Just recently (June 15th), WTNV celebrated its third year of airing bi-weekly podcast episodes virtually non-stop, including holidays. A WTNV novel was announced that is scheduled to be released in the…
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ARE YOU GONNA MOVE? WHAT DOES CARLOS'S HAIR SMELL LIKE?
HIS HAIR SMELLS LIKE RAIN AND LAVENDER AND VANILLA AND SOMETIMES CHEMICALS THAT MAKE IT DIFFICULT TO BREATHE BUT ALSO THE OCEAN THAT DOESN’T EXIST.
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On a scale of 27 screaming weasels and 164 running badgers how fabulous are you?
184 dancing baby sloths.
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yes I do remember what he looks like. he's got blue eyes and brown hair. He is, in fact an angel
I’d have to think about it. I can’t remember what he looks like. I remember the deer-skin briefcase though.
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I believe I know the man in the tan jackets name. I'm positive that his name is Castiel
Do you remember what he looks like?
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If the only way to save Carlos from dying is to shave his head I a way that his hair would never got back. What would you do?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THIS
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Cecil Palmer isn't the only one battling Lyme Disease
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