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i wish i could say “?????????????????” in real life. it would be very useful.

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Haymitch: I’m going to Taco Bell, y’all want anything?

Katniss: I want Peeta back.

Haymitch: Yeah, I got like

Haymitch: 12 dollars.

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Peeta: Are you flirting with me?

Katniss: I’m trying.

Katniss: I have no idea what I’m doing.

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(Loud sound from upstairs)

Effie: What was that?

Haymitch: My shirt fell.

Effie: That sounded louder than a shirt.

Haymitch: That’s because I was in it.

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Finnick, wearing an apron: Beetee!

Peeta, also wearing an apron: Beetee, you’re home!

Katniss, wiping the counter: I cleaned the house for you!

Johanna, opening the oven: We missed you!

Beetee:

Beetee: This is IKEA. We’re going to get kicked out.

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Finally, by VERY popular demand, Peeta carrying Katniss while kissing:

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Kidnapper: I have one of your friends.

Remus: Which one? I have three.

Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up.

Remus: Which one? I have three.

Sirius, distantly: HEY!!!

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i like to think if annabeth and percy ended up living around mortals they would tell their friends abt some of the stuff they went through bc they can’t really hide it forever except they make it sound like their family’s part of the greek mafia

a lot of “yeah my dads…influential…in greece”

or “my moms,,pretty powerful in greece,, yeah she’s up there lol..anyway”

like they make it sound like maybe poseidon and athena are two “business CEO’s” who butt heads but everyone thinks their two mafia leaders who hate eachother

annabeth slips up and brings up the 7 months percy was missing and they have to cover it up saying his aunt, on his dads side, sent him away to a boarding school in greece where he wasn’t able to contact anyone here in america

“yeah we don’t really talk to her after..that..”

it doesn’t help that their friends can hear them hiss in greek to each other when they don’t want them to know what their saying

or when their stretching in a certain way that makes their shirt ride up and there are obvious scars hidden underneath

and it honestly all makes sense just going off the vibes of the two of them so no one really questions it because who would and anytime either of their parents appear shifted into their mortal counterparts everyone keeps their eyes downcast

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grover: so… i’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with annabeth recently

percy: no, grover, it's not what it looks like, i swear

grover: oh really? so no reason for me to be jealous?

percy: no! you’re the only one for me

grover: is that so?

percy: i promise! annabeth and i are just dating, okay?

grover: so there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

percy: you are still my one and only best friend! she’s just the love of my life, that’s it!

grover: but i’m still the platonic love of your life, right?

percy: of course bro!

grover: bro…

annabeth: what the-

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Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

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mr d: i’m sorry for saying “fuck” in front of the campers

chiron: you just did it again

campers, at dinner:

mr d: i am not a role model

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i think the funniest way rick could slip in a swear word in the books is not in a carefully built up and thought out dramatic scene but in the most casual way where you wouldn't expect it. like imagine annabeth doing the most outlandish and random and weirdest thing percy has ever seen her do and he just goes "annabeth, what the fuck was that?" and then they just move on like the swear word didn't happen. because i think that'd be hilarious.

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percy: i did it! i memorized everything in the book! i'm gonna ace this test!

annabeth: ok, i’ll give you one more question before you go. what ended in 1918?

percy: 1917

annabeth: ...you're ready

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KATE SHARMA & ANTHONY BRIDGERTON Bridgerton Season 3 Trailer

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one of the hardest parts about being a demigod that isn't talked about enough is learning how to blend in with mortals. yeah, you look the part. but can you act the part? case in point in cotg when percy reveals he has to consciously swim slower when around mortals. but what about annabeth who has to physically retrain herself from engaging in a fist fight bc she knows she can clock them easily and can't afford to get expelled again. or grover who carries iron pills because he can't just chomp on a soda can during gym class. the implications of demigods actively downplaying their god given abilities so they can remain hidden is a concept worth exploring.

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store worker: would an “annabeth” please come to the front desk?

annabeth, arriving at the desk: hi, is there a problem?

store worker, pointing to grover and percy: i believe they belong to you?

grover and percy, simultaneously: we got lost

annabeth: i didn’t even bring you guys with me—

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