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[askcoffeeanon]

guess what fuckers

thats right, its ya bitch, back from unannounced hiatus

ya cunt is another year old today

[askcoffeeanon]

20 Low effort meaningful comments to leave on fics when you can’t think of anything to say that most authors love and appreciate (and you will too).

1.) Thank you for writing this!

2.) This really helped distract me from the horrors of reality, thank you for writing it!

3.) I really really really loved this.

4.) <3

5.) Literal keyboard mash q3kjt2uh0erjiurjfnejkrgnkejoiiueirnf!!!!

6.) My favorite part was when they ____.

7.) I laughed at ____.

8.) How dare you! /affectionate.

9.) I am very excited to read this story in its entirety!

10.) I really enjoyed the first __ chapters, I cannot wait for more!

11.) This gave me everything I was hoping for!

12.) 10/10 fic, thanks for writing!

13.) I am going to be thinking about this fic for a long time, thank you for writing!

14.) This made me feel a lot of emotions and I cannot describe them, so thank you for that. I really enjoyed this.

15.) This was the best ride I haven taken in a long time, wow! Thank you for writing this.

16.) If I had the ability to bind this as a real book I would, I loved it so much.

17.) I'm not good with words but I just loved this so much.

18.) This is complete perfection.

19.) I am in awe of how you described ____.

20.) This means so much to me that you wrote this. Thank you.

The more you comment, the better you will get at it and the more enjoyment and fulfillment you will received out of saying thank you.

[askcoffeeanon]

details about ocs!

send an emoji/description of emoji to learn more about a writer's oc! many of these are taken from my munday asks meme, because i thought it would be fun to make a version for characters too! the prompts are categorized by emoji type and given descriptions in case anyone can't see the symbols. can be used for roleplayers and any general writers alike! for roleplayers, these can also be used for your interpretations of canon characters if you so desire as well!

𝐎𝐁𝐉𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐒. 💭 THOUGHT BALLOON — what is your oc's MBTI, enneagram, and/or other personality aspects (if known/interested in)? 🚗 CAR — does your oc have a driver's license? can they drive/operate any automobiles/machinery besides cars? ✈️ AIRPLANE — does your oc like traveling, or do they consider themselves a more homey person? 🎮 VIDEO GAME CONTROLLER — what are three of your oc's favorite hobbies? 💍 RING — does your oc have any piercings? do they want any (more) piercings? 🖊️ BALLPOINT PEN — does your oc have any tattoos? do they want any (more) tattoos? 📚 BOOKS — what level of education has your oc most recently completed/is currently in (GED, undergraduate, grad school, phd, etc)? 🎻 VIOLIN — does your oc play any instruments? what is their skill level (beginner/intermediate/advanced/virtuoso/etc)? 🩹 ADHESIVE BANDAGE — does your oc have any physical and/or mental disabilities? 🩸 DROP OF BLOOD — what is your oc's blood type?

𝐒𝐘𝐌𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐒. 🎶 MUSICAL NOTES — what type of music does your oc like? do they listen to music very often? 💯 HUNDRED POINTS SYMBOL — share three random facts about your oc that others may not know. 💤 SLEEPING SIGN — is your oc a light sleeper or a heavy sleeper? how are their sleeping habits? 🔱 TRIDENT EMBLEM — can your oc swim? do they enjoy swimming? 🔺 RED TRIANGLE POINTED UP — does your oc know how to use any weapons? 🔶 LARGE ORANGE DIAMOND — does your oc know cpr? do they have any other medical expertise? 🚫 PROHIBITED — does your oc drink/smoke? do they do it regularly, or is it more on occasion or for special events?

𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄. 🌈 RAINBOW — what is your oc's sexual orientation/gender identity? what pronouns do they use? 🎄 CHRISTMAS TREE — what is your oc's favorite holiday? 🐶 DOG FACE — does your oc have any pets? 🐈 CAT — does your oc prefer a wide circle of friends or a few close friends? 🐷 PIG FACE — what is your oc's favorite animal? 🐉 DRAGON — what is your oc's favorite mythical creature? 🍃 LEAVES FLUTTERING IN WIND — what is/was your oc's favorite subject in school? 🌴 PALM TREE — does your oc have a green thumb? do they enjoy gardening? 🍎 RED APPLE — where was your oc born? do they still live in/around their place of birth or do they live somewhere else? how do they feel about their birthplace?

𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒. ❤️ RED HEART — what are three of your oc's positive traits? 🤍 WHITE HEART — what are three of your oc's neutral/questionable traits? 💔 BROKEN HEART — what are three of your oc's negative traits? 💘 HEART WITH ARROW — what and/or who do(es) your oc consider the most important to them? 🧡 ORANGE HEART — does your oc tend to prioritize family or friends? 💛 YELLOW HEART — how many languages does your oc speak? what language(s) are they learning, if any? 💚 GREEN HEART — does your oc prefer being inside or outside? 💙 BLUE HEART — does your oc have any cool/special powers and/or abilities? how are they with magic, if it exists in their world? 💜 PURPLE HEART — what is your oc's ancestry/genetic background? 🖤 BLACK HEART — has your oc killed or seriously wounded anyone before? have they broken someone's heart and/or broken someone's trust?

𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐒. 🎂 BIRTHDAY CAKE — when is your oc's birthday? how old are they? what are their sun, moon, & rising signs (if known)? what about their tarot card, ruling planet, & ruling number (if known)? do they fit the typical traits of these sun, moon, & rising signs? 🍝 SPAGHETTI — what is/are your oc's favorite food(s)? 🍰 SHORTCAKE — what is/are your oc's favorite sweet(s)/dessert(s)? 🍦 SOFT ICE CREAM — what is/are your oc's favorite ice cream flavor(s)? 🍔 HAMBURGER — is your oc good at cooking? are they good at baking? which one do they prefer? 🥯 BAGEL — what does your oc's typical breakfast look like? do they usually eat breakfast? 🥪 SANDWICH — what does your oc's typical lunch look like? do they usually eat lunch? 🍛 CURRY AND RICE — what does your oc's typical dinner look like? do they usually eat dinner? 🍸 COCKTAIL GLASS — what is your oc's favorite alcoholic drink, if they can drink? ☕️ HOT BEVERAGE — does your oc prefer coffee, tea, hot chocolate, milk, water, or some other drink? how do they like to take this drink (ex. coffee with milk, hot chocolate with whipped cream, a specific kind of tea, etc)?

𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄. 😊 SMILING FACE WITH SMILING EYES — what are your oc's career/general life desires? what do they want to get the most out of life? 😖 CONFOUNDED FACE — is your oc an introvert, an extrovert, or an ambivert? do they let people in easily, or are they more reserved? 🤔 THINKING FACE — what are some of your oc's quirks/mannerisms? 🧐 FACE WITH MONOCLE — is your oc more logical or emotional? 🤓 SMILING FACE WITH GLASSES — is your oc chatty or quiet? are they at ease in social situations, or are they more shy? 🤩 FACE WITH STARRY EYES — is your oc a planner, or are they more spontaneous in their actions? 😥 SAD BUT RELIEVED FACE — is your oc prone to getting stressed out, or is it easy for them to keep their cool? 😓 DOWNCAST FACE WITH SWEAT — is your oc open-minded or stubborn? are they inquisitive or do they prefer to keep to their bubble of knowledge? 😞 DISAPPOINTED FACE — does your oc attract others, or do they tend to be left alone? 🤒 FACE WITH THERMOMETER — does your oc get sick easily? 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 FAMILY WITH MOTHER, FATHER, SON AND DAUGHTER — how many people are in your oc's immediate family? how many people are in your oc's extended family? do they have aunts, uncles, cousins, grandparents, etc? who in their family are they closest with? are they close with their birth family, or do they have a found family?

[askcoffeeanon]

They grin, tail flicking.

"I hope so. I think we'll get along juuuuuust fine, darling~ see you around."

Crystal is here, with a friend! They seem to be some sort of goth calico cat yokai, and uncomfortable with just standing here. They're also not that much shorter than Crystal, poor 6'3 baby. They seem bored.

- ☕

Seltzer is gonna ignore the fact that the moment he saw this person he thought they were hot [Because mod did the moment he read their description what who said that]

He clears his throat.

“You, ah…. Must be EZ?”

[askcoffeeanon]

Spirited away 🪄✨️

Send ✨️ or [portal] to see my muses reaction on being teleported to a location of your choice (can be in their world or another world or the real world).

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They giggle, standing. "Well, if that's all, then I should probably get to freelancing." They pause, looking over their shoulder. "Oh, and the name's Baroness Draxum Eztli. Don't wear it out~ especially since I only took it to piss off Draxxie, since he hates sharing. I don't take it that seriously, but don't go sharing it, mm'kay?"

Crystal is here, with a friend! They seem to be some sort of goth calico cat yokai, and uncomfortable with just standing here. They're also not that much shorter than Crystal, poor 6'3 baby. They seem bored.

- ☕

Seltzer is gonna ignore the fact that the moment he saw this person he thought they were hot [Because mod did the moment he read their description what who said that]

He clears his throat.

“You, ah…. Must be EZ?”

[askcoffeeanon]

"And I mean anything, doll~ I gotta have something to keep me busy, after all~ sex, drugs, information, murder, I really will do anything."

"They're also nonbinary and go by they/them."

Crystal is here, with a friend! They seem to be some sort of goth calico cat yokai, and uncomfortable with just standing here. They're also not that much shorter than Crystal, poor 6'3 baby. They seem bored.

- ☕

Seltzer is gonna ignore the fact that the moment he saw this person he thought they were hot [Because mod did the moment he read their description what who said that]

He clears his throat.

“You, ah…. Must be EZ?”

[askcoffeeanon]

"I don't really trust anyone with it. I don't naturally have genitals, either, I just shapeshift in whatever I need. It should also bear mentioning that I've been 'diagnosed' with being a psychopath- which was more like a footnote under a bunch of related conditions, but whatever. Essentially, I don't feel empathy. I'm also an actor." They shift their position, suddenly grinning at tech with very sharp teeth. "So while that aspect may not be perfect, I'm very much able to fulfill anything else you may need~"

"They'll do pretty much anything for money, they're the only reason I have any weed."

Crystal is here, with a friend! They seem to be some sort of goth calico cat yokai, and uncomfortable with just standing here. They're also not that much shorter than Crystal, poor 6'3 baby. They seem bored.

- ☕

Seltzer is gonna ignore the fact that the moment he saw this person he thought they were hot [Because mod did the moment he read their description what who said that]

He clears his throat.

“You, ah…. Must be EZ?”

[askcoffeeanon]

They sit down, Crystal staying next to them.

"... well, first things first, you should probably know I'm a shapeshifter. This isn't actually what I look like."

Crystal is here, with a friend! They seem to be some sort of goth calico cat yokai, and uncomfortable with just standing here. They're also not that much shorter than Crystal, poor 6'3 baby. They seem bored.

- ☕

Seltzer is gonna ignore the fact that the moment he saw this person he thought they were hot [Because mod did the moment he read their description what who said that]

He clears his throat.

“You, ah…. Must be EZ?”

[askcoffeeanon]

Baroness follows Crystal in, sticking close to her. "I told you it wouldn't be as bad as you thought."

Crystal is here, with a friend! They seem to be some sort of goth calico cat yokai, and uncomfortable with just standing here. They're also not that much shorter than Crystal, poor 6'3 baby. They seem bored.

- ☕

Seltzer is gonna ignore the fact that the moment he saw this person he thought they were hot [Because mod did the moment he read their description what who said that]

He clears his throat.

“You, ah…. Must be EZ?”

[askcoffeeanon]

"I'm not-" They turn their head away, tapping their foot.

"Perhaps we should go inside so you two can properly be introduced?"

Crystal is here, with a friend! They seem to be some sort of goth calico cat yokai, and uncomfortable with just standing here. They're also not that much shorter than Crystal, poor 6'3 baby. They seem bored.

- ☕

Seltzer is gonna ignore the fact that the moment he saw this person he thought they were hot [Because mod did the moment he read their description what who said that]

He clears his throat.

“You, ah…. Must be EZ?”

[askcoffeeanon]

They blink at him, completely caught off guard.

"... huh?"

"I told you talking with him would sort everything out, you didn't have to be so upset..."

They look away a bit, tail brushing against their leg. Crystal nudges it with hers, and their tail wraps around her leg. It seems to relax them a little.

Crystal is here, with a friend! They seem to be some sort of goth calico cat yokai, and uncomfortable with just standing here. They're also not that much shorter than Crystal, poor 6'3 baby. They seem bored.

- ☕

Seltzer is gonna ignore the fact that the moment he saw this person he thought they were hot [Because mod did the moment he read their description what who said that]

He clears his throat.

“You, ah…. Must be EZ?”

[askcoffeeanon]

"The Baroness and I-"

"We used to fuck, really often, she gave you promise rocks, and I backed off so I wouldn't have to deal with a disgruntled turtle taller than she is that's pissy about someone who's been fucking her longer than they have."

"Can you at least wait until we're sitting to down to start unloading our history?!" The Baroness rolled their eyes, tapping their food, tail lashing, seemingly uncomfortable having a talk like this.

Crystal is here, with a friend! They seem to be some sort of goth calico cat yokai, and uncomfortable with just standing here. They're also not that much shorter than Crystal, poor 6'3 baby. They seem bored.

- ☕

Seltzer is gonna ignore the fact that the moment he saw this person he thought they were hot [Because mod did the moment he read their description what who said that]

He clears his throat.

“You, ah…. Must be EZ?”

[askcoffeeanon]

They raise their eyebrow, but shake her hand.

"Sure, whatever. Not even sure why I agreed to this..."

Crystal smacks them on the back of the head, hissing "be nice!", and they hiss back.

Crystal is here, with a friend! They seem to be some sort of goth calico cat yokai, and uncomfortable with just standing here. They're also not that much shorter than Crystal, poor 6'3 baby. They seem bored.

- ☕

Seltzer is gonna ignore the fact that the moment he saw this person he thought they were hot [Because mod did the moment he read their description what who said that]

He clears his throat.

“You, ah…. Must be EZ?”

[askcoffeeanon]

//gonna pretend you said baroness for plot convenience

The cat turns their head to turn their bored look to him, crossing their arms.

"Yeah, and?"

Crystal is here, with a friend! They seem to be some sort of goth calico cat yokai, and uncomfortable with just standing here. They're also not that much shorter than Crystal, poor 6'3 baby. They seem bored.

- ☕

Seltzer is gonna ignore the fact that the moment he saw this person he thought they were hot [Because mod did the moment he read their description what who said that]

He clears his throat.

“You, ah…. Must be EZ?”

[askcoffeeanon]

hey, uh

so! my phone bill has come up, and iiiiiiiiii need to pay it. its a yearly plan, so it's a whopping $480, and while i've been saving up for it, i don't really have the money for it, and i need to get it paid by the end of month. please help.

c*sh*pp is $lulunightbon

v*nm* is @Lulilial

[askcoffeeanon]

No chapter today. Sorry. Maybe next month.