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He’s thinking.

Whatever did happen to his ability, hm?

Henry’s been way more cautious lately.

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💎: "Is everything alright with you, man? You've been acting off for like 2 months now."

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sends an unpleasant gradient to your location

(HEY GUYS!!! might be back, might not be. idk. the story of this au is getting majorly changed if I do decide to do anything. But that doesn't really matter because I have yet to actually get any asks that relate to the lore. So like. if yall could do that. that'd be awesome. im gonna be answering nothing burger asks for NOW just go get more people to the blog but once I start getting actually story relevant asks I'm prolly not gonna)

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(OOC: Ellie's BEEN here but I think I needed to tell you guys she's been here. Also hi this blog isn't dead I just forgot abt it... Big plans coming soon tho maybe)

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would anyone be interested in a yap sesh about how I headcanon Henry's time travel powers work 🥺🙏

[askcursedcharles]

He’s thinking.

Whatever did happen to his ability, hm?

Henry’s been way more cautious lately.

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You’re honestly adorable Charles ^^

🎧: “…Thanks!!”

(3/5)

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DANCE YOU FUCK. DANCE FOR THEM.

(2/5)

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New Triple Threat Designs!!

(OOC) Decided to remake the three's designs a bit, also hey Ellie finally has a canon design :3

(This won't count toward the m!anon obv)

If you want any info about the characters' scars and such, ask 'em yourself! All three of these characters are askable! :D

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i sold my children for gambling money

🎧: “That’s….nice, buddy.”

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which out of you, ellie, and henry is this:

(Henry by a landslide)

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m!a you are now a pretty princess

(regretevator ref)

Poof!

🎧: "What??? You guys can just DO that??!"

(0/5)

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do you like the lego movie?

🎧: "Yeah! It's pretty good. One of my favorite animated movies, actually!"

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🎧: "Hi I'm Charles I dunno why I'm cursed"

you would be good friends with @askcursedcharles you just give me that vibe

"Who the fuck is charles and why is he cursed and a stickman?"

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*an option menu appears with the choices "add butterfinger to Orlando" or "add orlando to butterfinger".*

🎧: "I don't get the logic of these buttons sometimes bro."

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What do you know of Larry's murder? (Seems like he fell off the roof, pal.)

Got any trace of foul play? (I don't ask questions. I just sweep.)

What did you find inside of the body? (Here's my autopsy report.)

Have you a bead on any lead, 'cause I need it today!

Actually a piece of evidence was stolen!

Stolen?

Yeah our Blue Badger security camera.

Up on the roof we had it stationed! (And this... badger was a witness?)

Filming the world through cold dead eyes! (So the murderer removed it)

*Unitelligable ooghs*

Uh, translation? (Beats me pal. He keeps saying that.)

I think a view up on the roof could undo a few lies!

Get off my roof, you spike-haired nimrod! (Hey, Ms. Oldbag! You work here?)

Find someone else to go impugn! (Look, my friend's on trial for murder...)

Take it from me, that girl is a killer! (Have you even MET her?)

The push and the fall, I saw it all in the light of the moon!

I have to go... But Maya's innocent, you'll see!

Stay off my roof, whippershapper!

"Uh.. I think you mean to say this to that lawyer guy. I forgot his name."

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can i put you in a metaphorical blender

blended.