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[askdexterandbob]

Heyo you silly Billy’s!! What’s your TF2 Mains if any?

(This was both really annoying and really fun to draw :] )

(And yes that is a sentry png, I am NOT drawing that thing)

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That's not what I asked, Dexter-

(/j)

(thanks for answering my last ask lol)

(Ye)

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is Dexter ticklish?

☆If you so much as Touch me I will make sure that the last thing you ever see is fire.☆

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So uh

What happened with the wasps dexter?

☆nothing good...☆

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I never expected you to be so big on Christmas, Bob!

《Well, I'm certainly not a huge fan of it. I hate how much it overshadows Halloween because companies want to sell their dumb products. This Halloween was quite.. lackluster, which made me kinda sad. But anyway, I can't hate Cristmas forever, I mean look at this stuff...》

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So besides your knife bob what weapons do you like using?

(This was originally slightttly animated, but it wouldnt let me post the video for some reason, so sorry for all the frames! ;-;)

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So if bob is dressed as santa does that mean dexter is an elf or a reindeer?

《Krampus!!》

☆I feel like I'm being Mocked again...☆

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☆Help-☆

(I cant animate or do voices but I tried my best anyway! :3)

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Hello bob it is i the bucket of spiders anon

I have returned with more spiders

(I might start working on coming back! :3 )

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Out Of Character!

Sorry I've been inactive, I was busy getting ready for halloween and have been in a weird art block kind of thing.

Idk when I'll draw more asks/answers/whatevers, but uh, happy (slightly late) Halloween!!!

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Do you guys think magic is real or just made up?

☆I-☆

《Its real.》

☆I wanted to answer that...☆

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*Ahem*

Hissing cockroaches hiss when they forcibly expel air through a pair of modified abdominal spiracles

It’s part of their respiratory system 

Ever had to deal with venomous animals Dexter?

☆oh, that is very interesting! Thank you for telling me!☆

☆I've uh.. dealt with spiders a lot. They can be venomous.. I even got called for a tarantula once! It was actually the client's pet, they just called me over to try and help find it. It was a strange request from my normal job, but whatever! :)☆

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Just a random question for dexter

What do you think about cockroach (the normal and the flying one's)

☆I dont know, I dont mind them because I get hired to deal with them. They can be a bit annoying, but I dont get why some people get so scared of them. I do wonder how hissing cockroaches hiss though. Like, how a little bug can make such a noisy sound?☆

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Is Bob's tail real?

《Nah, just part of the costume.》

(YOU'RE BACK! :D)

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So how do you two manage to sneak around town (not counting halloween)?

☆Eh, I usually just dont really worry about it. There's only like, what, 2 cops in this whole town? I dont bother much, I just do my job.☆

《I usually wear this stuff. Basically the opposite of what I wear or somethin' I normally wouldn't wear. Plus blue is usually thought of as a trusting and safe color.》

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Opinion on Happy Fella Dolls? My little sibling has one of those and seems to love it!

☆I think of them as an annoying reminder. Honestly, I'm not even sure why they still sell them. It feels like they're ignoring the complaints.☆

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Here

*drops a large bloody bag in front of bob*

As long as you don’t ask where i got them from, you can have this body

It’s still fresh

《Oh, uh.. okay?》