askdoctortetch

[askdoctortetch]

how does it feel to be lonely around this year?

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[askdoctortetch]

Oh, Jonathan, it’s lovely! Thank you for thinking of me, really. I appreciate it.

Now what is it you want from me?

And don’t try lying to me. I know when you’re trying to butter me up.

Oh, Jonathan! What a pleasant surprise; I wasn’t expecting you to visit. It’s nice to know you were thinking of me.

I’ll go make you a cup, but in the mean time, care to tell me what’s in that bag of yours?

@askprofessorcrane​

[askdoctortetch]

Oh, Jonathan! What a pleasant surprise; I wasn’t expecting you to visit. It’s nice to know you were thinking of me.

I’ll go make you a cup, but in the mean time, care to tell me what’s in that bag of yours?

@askprofessorcrane​

[askdoctortetch]

Good evening dr tetch, may i be your little white rabbit?🐰🐾🐇 love you! Kisses and have a nice day💝

... Get some help.

[askdoctortetch]

Doctor Tetch? I didn’t know you had a doctorate 👀

A doctorate and a PhD, actually! What, did you think I could create my cards with just knowledge in neuroscience? 

I have a doctorate in engineering and a PhD in neuroscience. Wayne Tech hires only the best people suited to the task, and I was sure to be that.

A very good question anon if a bit odd. The mind and how it works has always fascinated me, and even as a child I wondered how one could take control of the mind’s full potential. It only made sense to go into neurology.

As for my favorite part of the human brain, synapses are fascinating little things!

[askdoctortetch]

you're a doctorate in being a nerd OOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[askdoctortetch]

Anyway what's your favorite tea

Despite what some may think, I’m not some kind of tea purist disregarding iced tea. I love all kinds of teas! My favorites have to be desert teas — chocolatey ones and the like. At the moment I’m enjoying a cup of crème brûlée tea.

Wh-hm? Pardon?

[askdoctortetch]

I fear my work get rather lonely at times but no matter! I’m sure you’re all quite curious about the infamous Mad Hatter, so please, send some questions, will you?