askdrunkbillcipher

[askdrunkbillcipher]

SEE? YOU STILL COULD HELP IN THAT WAY! YOU MIGHT NOT GET TO BE THE BIG HERO HERE BUT MOST HEROES HAVE AT LEAST SOMEONE PLAYING THE SUPPORT ROLE HERE, THE ONES THEY POINT TO WHEN ITS TIME TO SAY “AND I COULDN’T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT MY FRIENDS SO AND SO”!

SEEMS RISKY TO GO IN UNARMED, I AGREE. IF I CAN GO I WILL BUT I DO THINK I’LL NEED A DISGUISE. IM KIND OF A PRIME CANDIDATE FOR LOCKING UP, AND IM NOT LOOKING TO JOIN TRICKY BEHIND BARS.

Let’s not worry about details there, then. I can’t remember it either. There’s no point clinging to the past anyway.

THAT MEANS HE CAN HAVE MY ROOM ONCE IVE FREED IT UP, RIGHT? I CAN STILL DROP BY OFTEN ENOUGH IT’S LIKE WE’RE ROOMMATES ANYWAY!

*you receive a text from @askdrunkbillcipher , showing a photo of himself sitting up, with his exoskeleton healed, though the inside is a mystery. He’s also doing a peace sign ✌️ and holding a cup with a sticky note he stole from a nurse on it, upon which he has written “WISH THIS WAS VODKA”*

You'll get it back soon if your healing continues along like this

*zey send him a picture of a few of the crocuses carrying things around the infirmary zey went to*

[askdrunkbillcipher]

HEY THAT MEANS YOUVE BEEN INSIDE AND KNOW DETAILS WE MIGHT NOT! HAVE YA DESCRIBED EVERYTHING TO THE OTHERS? EVEN IF IT WENT BADLY AND THEY BEEFED UP SECURITY YOU CAN STILL USE YOUR MEMORY OF THE EVENT TO HELP US PLAN THE PRISON BREAK HERE!

…I won’t pretend it didn’t bother me. I also don’t expect others to get it, so I can’t say I’m surprised you did it. But… you saw where you screwed up and I think you’re trying to fix it. That’s what I’ve wanted out of you since it happened.

ILL CHECK WITH HIM WHEN I GET OUT - ASSUMING I GET OUT SOON ENOUGH, WHICH I THINK I SHOULD!

*you receive a text from @askdrunkbillcipher , showing a photo of himself sitting up, with his exoskeleton healed, though the inside is a mystery. He’s also doing a peace sign ✌️ and holding a cup with a sticky note he stole from a nurse on it, upon which he has written “WISH THIS WAS VODKA”*

You'll get it back soon if your healing continues along like this

*zey send him a picture of a few of the crocuses carrying things around the infirmary zey went to*

[askdrunkbillcipher]

WAIT FOR REAL? NICE!!!

…I don’t know what you did, but… can you think of anyone who hasn’t fucked up majorly in their lives? If they aren’t saying they hate you to your face, that probably means either they can forgive this or they’ve got their reasons to look past it. Very, very few things are truly irredeemable. Beating yourself up about it and expecting everyone to hate you won’t change the past. I’ll only ask what you did just to know, and then we can decide what to do next.

…WE CAN GO IN? LIKE, THERES A PLAN HERE, OR ARE WE JUST CHARGING IN? SECOND ONE IS PROBABLY NOT A GOOD IDEA, TEMPTING AS IT IS.

*you receive a text from @askdrunkbillcipher , showing a photo of himself sitting up, with his exoskeleton healed, though the inside is a mystery. He’s also doing a peace sign ✌️ and holding a cup with a sticky note he stole from a nurse on it, upon which he has written “WISH THIS WAS VODKA”*

You'll get it back soon if your healing continues along like this

*zey send him a picture of a few of the crocuses carrying things around the infirmary zey went to*

[askdrunkbillcipher]

IT WILL. THE THING THAT BURST WAS CONNECTED TO ALL MY POWERS. INCLUDING THE RAPID REGENERATION. ONCE THE DOCTORS COULD GET IT HEALING ON ITS OWN IT STARTED HEALING EVERYTHING ELSE. I DONT FEEL ANY PAIN EVEN! NOT SURE IF THATS CAUSE THE PAINKILLERS HAVENT LEFT MY SYSTEM YET OR WHAT.

THERES A LOT I DONT REMEMBER. PROBABLY A LOT I MISSED. ANY LUCK RESCUING TRICKY?

*you receive a text from @askdrunkbillcipher , showing a photo of himself sitting up, with his exoskeleton healed, though the inside is a mystery. He’s also doing a peace sign ✌️ and holding a cup with a sticky note he stole from a nurse on it, upon which he has written “WISH THIS WAS VODKA”*

You'll get it back soon if your healing continues along like this

*zey send him a picture of a few of the crocuses carrying things around the infirmary zey went to*

[askdrunkbillcipher]

Y’know, since I’m healed, I’m pretty sure I could fix him entirely in like, an afternoon. No surgery needed. Hows about you send him to me and let me deal with that? I’ll heal before he even comes close.

*you receive a call from @askdrunkbillcipher *

THE NU-

[Click!]

Thank you for calling the Theraprism! The patient you are attempting to contact is not currently available.

[askdrunkbillcipher]

…I think my organ healed. Why couldn’t they just let yours heal?

*you receive a call from @askdrunkbillcipher *

THE NU-

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[askdrunkbillcipher]

…Tricky what the fuck is happening

*you receive a call from @askdrunkbillcipher *

THE NU-

[Click!]

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[askdrunkbillcipher]

…This isn’t my home. This is a hospital room owned by @wellcome-to-chaos , where I’m recovering from having an entire organ explode in me.

*he drinks out of it, still confused*

*A sentient coffee cup raises its porcelain eyebrow and looks at Bill with concern*

Are you sure you’re alright? Want a latte or something?

…how did you get in here?

[askdrunkbillcipher]

*A sentient coffee cup raises its porcelain eyebrow and looks at Bill with concern*

Are you sure you’re alright? Want a latte or something?

…how did you get in here?

[askdrunkbillcipher]

*he fiddles with the edge of the bandage covering a rapidly healed portion of his exoskeleton while waiting*

*you receive a call from @askdrunkbillcipher *

THE NU-

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[askdrunkbillcipher]

Don’t tell me he’s still wrapped up in bandages like a mummy. Didn’t you say one day my time is one week his? I think I’ve been fully unconscious for an entire day. Which means he’s had over a week since he’s heard from me. What’s his estimated healing time here? Fuck it, call this an emergency.

*you receive a call from @askdrunkbillcipher *

THE NU-

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[askdrunkbillcipher]

As long as I can get off the painkillers and drink again, I can’t complain

*you receive a text from @askdrunkbillcipher *

How long have I been out?

At least a day, I'm swamped with shit going wrong right now, is your healing getting any better at least?

[askdrunkbillcipher]

Suddenly feeling a lot better. Think the notes you got for the staff might have given them glaring hints on what to do with me.

*you receive a text from @askdrunkbillcipher *

How long have I been out?

At least a day, I'm swamped with shit going wrong right now, is your healing getting any better at least?

[askdrunkbillcipher]

You guys are full of shit. Let me talk to him.

*you receive a call from @askdrunkbillcipher *

THE NU-

[Click!]

Thank you for calling the Theraprism! The patient you are attempting to contact is not currently available.

[askdrunkbillcipher]

*his burst organ, having healed significantly since he passed out, began to glow. Not leaking any more. Simply glowing. And then beginning to heal rapidly. He spent this time unaware of the pain from his sedatives and painkillers*

[askdrunkbillcipher]

…huh…

…also I see you got the notes…

*the anatomy notes are teleported to him with a note for the doctors and nurses to look at it*

*there's another text*

Had to leave witch Bill's house to keep red dorito child safe from some guy who drugged us

- 🦊

…red… kid…?

[askdrunkbillcipher]

*the anatomy notes are teleported to him with a note for the doctors and nurses to look at it*

*there's another text*

Had to leave witch Bill's house to keep red dorito child safe from some guy who drugged us

- 🦊

…red… kid…?