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Commission!

For @askeletonofproblems

((Story stories of 200-500 are 3 dollars, nsfw is an added 3, and so forth! Any questions just message me!))

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"I EXPECT YOU TWO TO BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR, THIS IS AN VERY IMPORTANT EVENT AND I DO NOT NEED ANYONE MAKING A SCENE."

Majesty's ring clearly in mutt's head, this event will be huge and filled to the brim with people and monsters, mutts job was to stand there and protect him and his brother's shared mate, but she had other plans.

Before leaving the house dawn placed small vibrators on mutt, without majesty knowing, and being surrounded by so many people and monsters he knew he'd have to keep everything on lock down, but how can he when every sweet spot is being teased at the same time?

"IF EITHER OF YOU AS SO MUCH AS MOVE OUT OF PLACE THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY."

Of course majesty wouldn't do anything to their mate aside from a lecture, mutt knew he'd be getting yelled at for anything, tonight was extremely important to help earn monster rights across the globe, yet here he was, clenching the edges of his seat with a fierce grip as the vibrator closest to his soul started up.

Sweat starts dripping down his jaw, the pleasure was almost too much, he barely bit back a whimper, knowing if he didn't the stadium filled with hundreds would hear him, there are so many eyes on him, mutt holds back a jolt and a moan, he can feel majesty's glare on him.

"Behave sweetie." Dawn whispers tauntingly towards him, making a short and quick hand motion drawing mutts attention towards the remote that controlled his vibrators.

Mutt whines softly, but quickly shuts up with a low threatening growl from his brother, this is pure torture, he wants to so desperately to pin dawn down and to fuck her tight cunt, to hear her cry and beg for more whilst everyone watched.

"Mutt! I Swear To The Stars I'll Lock You Outside Once We Get Home If You Don't Stop Right Now!"

Mutt looks at his angered brother with confusion before he realizes why he is so mad, the chairs edges are almost broken with how hard mutt has been gripping them, flushing softly he carefully let's go of them while dawn silently giggles at her lovers misfortune.

Not before upping the levels of the vibrators, causing mutt to choke on air, his legs clench together, mutt can feel his magic stirring, trying to form anything it can just to feel more ecstasy, oh how he just wanted to form a tongue just so he could taste his mate.

What he wouldn't give to just snag a bite, to mark her, to please her, mutt had to stop himself from over thinking it anymore, or else he'd take her in front of all these people, stars above, he'd do anything if it meat he'd get to taste her sweet juices.

Mutt felt his hips twitch, oh man that only made things worse, he felt the vibrator move against his pelvic bones, pushing against his sweet spot causing him to gasp, luckily it was timed perfectly for when his brother got up to speak, his gasp was drowned out by the clapping, along with his mates words.

"You look utterly wrecked right now, like a common whore."

Oh she had no idea what those words did to him.

Dawn chuckles at the look of pure unadulterated pleasure on Mutt's face, like he was silently begging for more with each passing moment, Dawn had to admit though, bringing such a strong and powerful monster almost to his knees made her soaked, but unlike Mutt she had better control, watching this behemoth of a monster nearly break was amazing was to watch.

Maybe that's what some other people were thinking in the crowd, and knowing he couldn't do a damn thing to stop her made her feel powerful, he was enjoying this too, the unshed tears in his sockets was telling her that much, along with his twitching hips and careful grinding against his seat.

His flushed cheek bones, it was almost impossible to not know what is going on, yet here they are, in front of hundreds maybe even thousands, and he is acting like a bitch in heat, fuck if this brings his heat in faster that would be a whole different can of worms that Dawn would love to open.

She keeps her gaze on her much taller mate, his he wouldn't stop moving around in his seat, acting like he was uncomfortable.

"M...mate...m-more please, I need more....gah....I-I'm so so...so close!"

Mutt whispers to her, his sockets were pleading with her to please let him cum.

"Hmm beg some more and I might." She smirks, knowing that this would make or break them getting caught.

"Stars please, I want it, I can't...wait to taste y-you after this, if you'd let me, fuuuck! I'd take y..you right now i-if I could, please mistress, oh my goddess, mMm! Please! L-let me cum!"

"Well since you asked so nicely, no."

"Oh pleasepleaseplease, I need it....I..I need you so badly, please oh fuuuck! M-mistress!"

Dawn sets all the vibrators to max, watching as Mutt stills, his body ram rod stiff if not for the faint trembling you'd think he was a decoration.

Mutt bits his hoodie sleeves, trying to quiet his whines and moans, he can't help himself but to let a few out, Dawn grins towards the crowd, most not noticing the monster damn near creaming his pants just a few feet away, while some monster started sniffing around, trying to find the source of that sweet smell.

Mutt gasps and suddenly starts taking large gulps of air as his body relaxes onto his seat, whining softly whilst doing so, seeing as dawn lower the vibrations

Mutt stares openly at Dawn, his sockets filled to the brim with tears, he just wants to cum do badly, his mate was so mean to him.

Dawn looks at the clock, the two hour long event almost over with, she decides he has had enough.

"You want to cum that badly?"

"Y-yes! Please!"

"Then cum."

"Thank you...m..my goddess."

As if on command mutt dry cums, he arches his spine slightly, trying to get as much pleasure as he can out of this, before finally whimpering from the over stimulation.

Finally Dawn turns off the toys, with a smug grin on her face.

Mutt purrs softly through out the rest of the event, seemingly happy as can be, if not for the shorter shadow looming over him, looks like mutt wasn't as quiet as he thought.

[askeletonofproblems]

Being a writer is writing 3,000 words at 4 in the morning and then not touching your work for a month

[askeletonofproblems]

You ever just get excited to see lamia skeletons but they're all glowy and magical?

Like, okay, got it, they're monsters but my dude.

WHERE'S THE SNEK! I DESIRE TO SEE THE SNEK. IN ALL ITS FANCY SHMANCY MORPH GLORY.

SHOW ME THE SNEK

[askeletonofproblems]

I should not be allowed to write at this hour.

My brain: "Then you dropped the bomb"

Me: okay, okay, good, what's next?

*ten minutes later*

Me, re-reading: ...Then you dropped the boom?... Did reader hold a boom sti-...Oh...

[askeletonofproblems]

So, bout that Warframetale...

It’s out, much sooner than expected. Have a read!

[askeletonofproblems]

I PROMISED A CHAPTER, DIDN’T I??

CHAPTER 50 IS NOW, OFFICIALLY, OUT!

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Teasers for Future Projects

Warframetale (Because yes. Why would I not mix Space Ninjas and Underground Monsters?)

“Out in the cold nothingness of the Origin System, a spherical, Orokin space craft floats gently, carrying in it something more precious than any relic, and more dangerous than any of the horrors left behind from their interventions.

The Sphere is on a direct course to hit Earth exactly one thousand years after the Rebellion. It's cargo was the only one captured amongst the enslaved warriors, and it was landing today.As the Sphere broke through the atmosphere, the Tenno inside it began stirring, slowly willing their eyes open as their landing craft barrelled to the ground at increasing speed before it broke through the thick vegetation of the Earthen Jungle and landed in what way once a lake.

Slowly, the Tenno opened their eyes, the colors in them shifting like a rainbow before deciding on blue, with clear specks of gold in them, and they moved their hand towards their face, eyes locking on the appendages they weren't entirely sure was thei's as the bones and muscles creaked in protest at being moved from their previous position, kneeled down before the large glass window in front of them.“

Of Dragons and Skeletons (Aka the one with the Skyrim crossover. Has very little to do with Skyrim.)

“Blackreach was deceivingly still and quiet when Drem woke up. They had stretched their long wings as they got up from the stone bed.They were careful with the wings, stretching them in odd direction to prevent-

CRASH!

Drem jumped and looked at where they had left their pots for morning them to not forget to wash them. 'Thank you, night Drem. Very nice.' they thought sarcastically as they threw the offending cast iron pots into the wooden bag their mother gave them, right above the filthy clothes. They're going to go to the glowing river today, wash their clothes and pots

The dragonborn tiredly looked around their surrounding. They had lived in a small, stone house in the middle of Blackreach, where an alchemist once lived, and for the first few years of their life, would often see his remains outside the door whenever they left.“

[askeletonofproblems]

that moment when you’ve been stuck on the same chapter for a month :<

promise it’s coming, guys! Probably by Saturday!

[askeletonofproblems]

Y'all ever just,,, fantasize that a skeleton will come cuddle you in the middle of the night?

[askeletonofproblems]

i feel like it is incredibly important considering that last reblog of sans w/ kitty pupils that i tell you my sf sans also has the dumb cat eyes that become fucking dinnerplates on occasion. petition to give All sanses cat eyes so that they look like cute dumbasses when they're excited

yES ABSOLUTELY

The eye-lights go dark when they’re upset, but otherwise just get progressively bigger the more interested in something they are.

Angry/Upset Sans: empty eye-sockets

Normal Sans: dots

Curious Sans: BIG dots

Excited Sans: GIANT fuckin’ dinner-plate dots that almost take up the whole damn eye-socket

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DRAGONS

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You ever just, get so inspired to write out new plotlines, but have to finish one plotline first before you can and that sucks out all your motivation?

In other words, this dumbass cannot write right now. If you want to help me brainstorm ideas and maybe get some spoilers into what's happening and going to happen, y'all can message me.

I'm going back to apparently only being inspired by Bay.

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@monsterousbabies it me!!!

me, to each of my friends in turn, at one point or another: hey I had this absolutely awful idea and I made something ridiculous about it

me: wanna see

me, not waiting for an answer: yeah you do here goes

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since i have not felt creativity in weeks, and today barely even gout out of bed for food, have some of who @monsterousbabies has decided is Baby, which is the anxious piece of shit known as Dawn.

From a four years old insomniac to an anxious semi-functioning adult at twenty years old. (Yes, there is absolutely going to be a scene where a short-haired, blushing Dawn gets handed a flower crown. No, it is not coming soon.)

[askeletonofproblems]

Israeli Jews leaving work today:

'Yalla bye, Shabat Shalom! Oh and Chag Sameach & Shana Tova U'metuka! Oh and gmar chatima tova! Oh and tsom kal to those who fast! See ya next year'

[askeletonofproblems]

me? letting an entire fic play out in my head from beginning to end and not writing a single thing down, thus forever sealing it in my brain as a self-indulgent relic that will never see the light of day?? 

it’s exactly as likely as you think

[askeletonofproblems]

Not directly tied to ASOP, but, I now have a lamia request fic up for you guys to enjoy and ask! First chapter is out!

Short chapters, short waiting times.