askeridanandthebeebot

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sollux, has eridan been talking to you lately?

ii wonder why he2 been 2o avoiidant lately?

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can robots get drunk

iive never gotten hiigh before, though. you’d have two a2k GZ about that. 

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when u two gonna smoch

that has got to havve been the wweirdest wwet dream ivve evver had

im nevver lookin at sollux evver again

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Eridan, have you ever met Fef irl? What if she's like, a forty year old man?

just cause her vvideo camera doesnt wwork doesnt make her instantly a psycho creep out to get me. wwe wwere actually supposed to room together until somethin fucked up and put me and sol in the same appartment. 

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How old is Sollux, like, actually? Since I'm assuming Robots don't grow up?

were all “born” lookiing liike young adult2, and we 2tay that way untiill we eventually break down, u2ually around eiighty year2 after were “born”.

iive been “aliive” for 22 year2, to an2wer your que2tiion. 

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What's sollux's hair made of?

iit doe2nt grow unle22 you get exten2iion2 put iin, whiich ii2 good becau2e ii liike iit 2hort.

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What's your favourite meme?

iim not 2ure eriidan know2 what a meme ii2 2o iim not lettiing hiim an2wer thii2 one.

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do you guys have jobs

remind me wwhy i keep you around again, sol?iit mu2t be becau2e of my 2tunniing per2onaliity.

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do robots have pupils

note two 2elf- never 2ay “2tylii2tiic” ever agaiin.

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May I inquire what is your main blog?

(( OOC: @officially-eridan

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*sticks me leggy up in the air*

asks are great you know what i love? asks you know what i dont have? asks dont let this blog die

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if you guys didnt know anything about the other person and only had their looks would you fuck them

sols a robot. aint no wway im evver gonna tap that.eriidan2 hot and all, but iim demii2exual. ii 2orta NEED 2omethiing more than ju2t look2 two be 2exually attracted two 2omeone. gotta have an iinve2ted relatiion2hiip.wwait, you think im hot?let2 NOT have thii2 dii2cu22iion.

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Can I just see Eridan with hair that is all the floof. Like, so floof that Sollux gets lost in it? I love me some floof.

((Ask and thou shalt recieve, anon))

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the year is 2314. undertale is still popular, despite being released in 2015. wow.

EVERYBODY love2 undertale. 2eriiou2ly. 

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The Magic Anon wore off! Eridan and Sollux are now back as their old species!

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eridan do u realise that right now, technically, you are fake and sollux is real

OH GOD WWHY

Magic Anon! For the next 5 asks, Eridan and Sollux’s species will be swapped! (5/5)

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do either of you know karkat?

ii hang out wiith kk tz and aa a lot. gz come2 wiith the whole kk package 2eeiing a2 theyre roommate2, and ii gue22 he2 okay two hang around. we do a lot of 2tuff twogether, but maiinly ii kiick all of theiir collectiive a22e2 iin viideo game2.

fef is my internet bestie. she livves on the other side a the country so i dont exactly knoww wwhat she looks like, but she drawws a lot of pictures of herself. she only evver vvoice calls me cause her wwebcams broken on skype. wwe chat a lot.

Magic Anon! For the next 5 asks, Eridan and Sollux’s species will be swapped! (4/5)