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[asketh-rouxls-kaard]

Have you ever been to a coffee shop? Idk why I'm asking, the question just kinda came to me .w.

Ah, yes... I hath beene to suche a shoppe manye a time!

I doth enjoyeth drinke suche as the Chai Latte.

What tis your favorourte drinkes, follouwers?

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Ahem... if Lancer happens to be in need of an English tutor at any point, I would gladly assist. It's my specialism, you see... and as a lover of all things linguistic, I confess, I am absolutely fascinated by your manner of speaking.

Could I possibly have a chance to listen to you more? Over... dinner, perhaps? Apologies if this is too forward...!

Thoust... arte fascinatede by me?! Oh g-goodness... anone- tis a sweete thinge to saye to mineselfe... I doth naughte usuallye get complimentes like this.

Y-you wish to listen more? I... I meaneth, sure- thoust can messageth me more detailes... if thoust wishe to leave thine anonymitye.

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It’s like, they’re 13-17 (18 and 19 is an adult in the US so it doesn’t count ). Still young but not child baby you g

Aha I understandeth now. "Teenagere" doth be a worde just describing years beforest an adulte.

Lancer's aquaintance, The Susie, hath told me they were considerede "teenagers" but whenst I asked what that was, she hath tolde me "whatever we want to be, loser"

Rather rudeth....

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a teenager is someone who is 13-17 years old

Tis naughte some sorteth of monstrositye that doth consume the "Mountaine Dew and Dorito"?

Interestinge....

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How old is Lancer? Is he in school? Is he home schooled :0

Ah, age tis harde to calculate in the Dark World- but I believeth that he doth be what the lighteners on the surface call: "a teenager". Soundes scarye!!

(Cannest somebodye explaineth to me what this "teenager" is???)

And he doth be goinge to schoole yes, Home schoolede by some trustede advisours.

[asketh-rouxls-kaard]

Have you seen your special friend in a while?

...how odd I repliede to this but it didest naught poste-

Well... if your Inquisione is whomst I thinkest about- no... I hath naught seen him in quite some time...

He had to leave to go on a journeye. Muche like mineselfe in the sense of being a creature of dark esse- (though I am starduste and shadowes, and he doth be made of ashe and ruin...) we doth naughte staye in one place for longe, typically.

If it tis naught whomst I hath mentioned... uh- just disregarde of course!!

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are you shakespeare

I will naughte lie, I hath never hearde of suche a thinge- but I got with mine assistante- and he showeth me whomst this "Shakespeare" fellouwe was.

Himst seemes brilliante! Himst writinge tis beautifulle and touchinge... I shalt watche some of his playes!!

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did you know that thou is/was informal

I doth naughte see mineselfe in formale attire! Tis a goode thinge, too- as mine outfite tis rathere dirtye, after laste time I wore it... Lancer got some mud and wormes on mine jackete- But thanketh thoust for lettinge us all knowe suche informatiounes!

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So how are you tolerating the new scrunkleman around the block? *Places a miniature spamton on the table* personally I love him

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Holla rouxls! i'm using an fusty timey talketh translat'r to hopefully talketh liketh thee doth! is't w'rking? doth i soundeth liketh the most wondrous rouxls kaard?? i loveth thee!!!!

Ah... thoust hath such a differente accente than I am used to! But it doth be beautifulle!

I lovest thoust as t'welle!

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hey its been a hot minute! came by bc i wanted to find the picture of you and lancer cooking mac and cheese. i dont use tumblr much anymore unfortunately, so ive been missing ur posts about chapter 2, but im glad to see pirate rouxls became canon

Yesseth! I doth callede that, didn't I?

Kinde of strangeth... but ''twas a very fun time, (though I do not recommende turninge to stone...)

If thoust arte lookinge forth mine olde poste, please checketh the #rouxls rewind !!

[asketh-rouxls-kaard]

How have you and Lancer been doing?

Aha!! Tis an aske!

Thankest thou forth askinge- we arte doinge splendide.

Lancer is in the schoole, learninge manye a thing aboute the world around us. It tis goode for him...

He comes home everye daye and tells me of whate he hath learnede. I see he doth be so happye and it maketh mineselfe verye glad.

Ah, as forth mineselfe, I hath been busye, you knowe, juste makinge sure everything goes well when the younge master is away.

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What doth mine eyes see-

Whye... it doth be... mineselfe?!

Hellou to allst of mine follouweres!!! It hath beene.... quite some time!

I hath been so busye with mine son lancer helpinge him maintaine our kingdome (and handlinge his mother ;;;;) but I hath missede thee all so muche...

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How arte our costumes??  Happye Halloweene! I twas tolde by Lancer to ask, ‘Tricke or Treate!’ 

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Goode Dayeth, Mine Followers!

If thoust missede mine assisante’s streameth of DELTARUNE CH. 2 - I haveth some goode news!! We shalt be streaminge againe, (and savinge the streamest this timeth) and voice actinge CHAPTER 2 sometimeth in the near future!! 

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Thanketh Thoust whomst showede up to mine assistante’s streame!

We had quite a bit of fun and of courseth got to see mineselfe! 

We shalt be finishinge the gameth tomorrowe if thoust wishe to come watche!