askhartjoe

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MIDNIGHT MASS (2021)

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i think it's quite mean of you to reduce women to just their looks and not look beyond that to their god-given spirit. see, there - i made a statement.

Do you only know how to ask questions, dude? Cuz I don't think a hot chick like her's goin' back to college, she's got the assets and doesn't need anything else.

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you don't believe in god, then? maybe the group can bring back some interest in your religion, perhaps? would you ever try to get closer to god once more?

i'll remember your paper tip! that's a good one!

Sounds cool dude. Not really my thing I haven't been to church since I was like 12 but, I'm sure there would be plenty of people interested in joining. Oh but make sure you put a flyer up in the student union that's got colorful paper because those ones always catch my eye.

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i wonder if anyone would even join an extracurricular group focused on faith and religion? i'd love to have a place on campus to speak with others about god, and to meet people of other faiths. maybe we could even organize charity events... it could be so much fun!

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how do you know she is someone's mother? also, why would you think someone would tell their mother that?

PSA: To whoever's ma was walkin' on campus this morning, tell her she's a MILF. If you got a pool, I can clean it for her with a 1% discount as an end of the season gift. Tell her to act fast, though, this offer ain't gonna last forever.

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Do you like horror movies?

as horror movies often have influences of the paranormal and satanistic imagery, i was never allowed to watch them as a teenager... so, now i can't quite get into them. i don't know if i want to either. i may give it a try in the future.

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Luka Sabbat

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🎤 audition song - praise you anywhere by brandon lake

Sometimes you've gotta shout it from the mountain Louder in the valley Trusting that He's gonna get you there Sometimes you've gotta welcome the wonder Wait for the answer Worship with your hands in the air

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" t h e c h u r c h o w l "

wait, is that JOE HART? they kinda look a lot like LUKA SABBAT, don’t they? i heard the 21-year-old is known as the CHURCH OWL around mckinley. it seems like they auditioned to be in THE NEW DIRECTIONS which is so lame? people at campus have said they’re KINDHEARTED, but don’t be fooled since they’re also -DOGMATIC. rumor has it, you can find them at WRITING CLUB when they aren’t belting show tunes. their entire vibe revolves around A WORN OUT BIBLE, THE SCENT OF PATCHOULI, THE FEELING OF BARE FEET IN GRASS but no one pays attention to that here in ohio.

about joe

his full name is joseph izaiah hart.

joe's father is a bible salesman and supports a very large family on his sales skills. joseph is the oldest of seven children. his other siblings are paul (19), edith (17), judith (17), mark (14), solomon (10), benjamin (5). joseph was often in charge of caring for his siblings, which he did with great care and attention.

joe is studying theology and actually hopes to become a reverend at some point. he was raised in an evangelical household, but as he has been exploring the world and himself, it is actually the episcopal church that is attractive to him.

his minor is social work, which is what interests him and is what he would do if he weren't able to find a congregation to lead.

he is bisexual but is struggling quite a bit with that in combination with his faith.

he is very scared of losing his family, and he is actually quite sure he'd be alone in the world, save for maybe two of his siblings, if he ever came out. it is very clear in his family that homosexuality isn't accepted.

he often volunteers at the local episcopal church events as well as other charity work (animal shelter, homeless charity) and will invite anyone and everyone.

his guitar is named elijah.

he has always loved to sing but his family's quite closed-off nature has made it impossible for him to ever join any type of extracurricular activity before. he has been in writing class ever since he started, just to do something but this year he has decided to try his hand at singing and so, he chose to audition for the new directions. the diverse group attracted him, and he hoped to find a place there that would help him accept himself for who he is.