#wmacstarter

[askhunterclarington]

I am begging someone to tell me that there's a better gym around here than the one on campus. I'm all for the comradery - or whatever you want to call it - with sharing the equipment, but if I have to waste my time a minute longer watching some loon with no idea what they're doing incorrectly using a machine, I'm going to lose it. Some people have things to do and places to be.

[asksmythe]

Now that my favorite holiday is over, I can move on to celebrating my other favorite holiday: my birthday. My new problem at hand: what am I supposed to do with my fake ID once I turn twenty-one? And how does one celebrate their twenty-first birthday when they've been drinking since they were a teenager? Which speaking of, I miss France and their leniency on legal drinking ages.

[askjesse]

Well, in the words of one Elder Price, played by Andrew Rannells in the seminal 2011 Broadway hit The Book of Mormon, hello. Honestly, I had been avoiding this particular platform on account of the fact that it clearly attracts all manner of rival showchoir trash, but if Lin Manuel Miranda's unofficial autobiography has taught me anything, it's that you need to put yourself anywhere you can be seen, even if you're ultimately unwelcome. To that end, I suppose I can endure a few dozen people with undiagnosed vocal nodes and overinflated pipe dreams. The name's Jesse St James. I'd commit that to memory if I were you.

[asksugxrmotta]

Listen up bitches! It's finally time for the most important event of the fall social calendar, Sugar Motta's Annual Halloween Spooktacular. You are all invited, and feel free to bring your friends - the cool ones anyway. It'll be hosted at my dad's Ohio property, which is just a 20 minute UberBlack from campus.

As for the dress code, costumes are mandatory. Same as last year, there will be a $1000 cash prize for the best costume.

See you all Halloween weekend.

[askthingone]

okay babes, the time as come. and by the time, i mean only the most ah-mazing holiday to ever be created , HALLOWEEN!! (so sorry xmas, but you're actually right behind the birthday of miss dolly parton) like every year, mason and i will be dressing up in matching costumes and it seems like theres just wayyy too many options this year. top contenders are cosmo and wandy, mario and princess peach, or jack skellington and sally. currently, i'm not super obsessed with any of them so if you guys have better options, just let a girl know!

[goldenkwilde]

Between the overly chirpy pumpkin spice latte ads everywhere that try too hard to convince me that anyone could feel 'cozy' in this depressing grey, and the constant rain that means I can't wear any real leather, fall is really the crapfest of seasons. The only upsides are that 1) it's Burberry season, but honestly I'd trade that for swimwear any day (I'm a beach girl through and through), and 2) Halloween. The one night of the year where, not only do I look like a total smokeshow, but I also don't get stressed out about other people looking bad because they probably meant to.

[askjeffsterling]

Drummers these days are so god damn unreliable. All over it when the babes are flowing, but you grill them one time about being late every practice and suddenly they're walking out the door.

Anyway, I heard this is another sick place to drum up (pun intended) some interest. Lemme know if you know anyone cracked on the sticks! Or if you want dates to our next show.

[askdottie]

Quick question for everyone who's turned 21 while in Lima - what exactly did you do for your birthday? Because mine's coming up and the options seem... limited.

[askcohenchang]

Attention, normies. Tis I, your Acid Bath Princess of the Darkness; Tina. Just letting everyone know my latest update for 'You Shine Brighter (Than Anyone Does)', my Bella Swan and Alice Cullen fanfiction, is official posted. However, I have put my account on private because apparently someone on campus found my fics and left some really mean comments. So, if you want the link then I'll send it your way. But, yeah, just so people know, I'm not insulted by being called 'a goth vampire bitch' and 'cringe', I embrace it.

[askfabray]

Is it possible to ever get sick at a convenient time? I have 2 tests I need to study for, a paper due on Wednesday, plus working on a new Cheerios routine where no teammates will be dropped. This isn't amateur hour. If you need me I'll be in bed, chugging Emergen-C.

[brcdsweston]

You'd think I'd get used to the 6am practices but ain't no fucking way. Couldn't even go back for a snooze after it. Running on nothing but four sugar-free red bulls and Kendrick Lamar's discography. If you see me falling asleep standing up, mind your own.

[askhunterclarington]

The next time I let Bas take me out somewhere, I need an added babysitter to stop me from doing something stupid... like staying up until my morning alarm goes off... Classes are going to be hell today. Any pointers on how to survive it?

[asksmythe]

I guess I should probably figure out a Halloween costume before they're all sold out. While I don't want to be one of the hundreds of Kens, Marios, or Spider-mans that will obviously be roaming around, I'm open to suggestions; low effort, s'il vous plaît.

[kurthq]

So we're just out here throwing slushies now? That's what we're doing in our ripe old age? I want it to be said here that if anyone dares to throw anything in my face, at any time, I'm going to lose my mind.

[lynnryder]

So I just set the smoke detector off again. I swear that thing is out to get me. I don't know what its deal is, you could even see through the smoke this time.

Does anyone have any Ryder-proof recipe suggestions? Following TikTok tutorials is obviously not working out for your boy.

[askwallflowermarley]

My mom always taught me that asking for help is really okay, but hoo boy does getting pointed in the wrong direction, not help with me talking to people I don't really know. I just need to know how to get to to this one classroom. Oh well, I ended up finding it in the end and I'm so sorry to whatever makeout session I intruded on.