I love your last name. Mind if I steal it? 😉
I would. Identity theft is a crime I take very seriously.
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I have night terrors. Can I have a hug?
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There must be something troubling you.
A hug? Most certainly not. No.
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I’m not on medications anymore Nurse Ratched. And we are getting married!
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Obviously. You're deluded, severely so.
No you most certainly are not. I've spoken with Doctor Staple, and she's in a committed relationship with another woman who isn't you.
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Dr Staple and I are getting married! I want you to come Nurse Ratched, please?
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No you're not. She's with someone else, and it just so happens that someone isn't you. I suggest you take your medication.
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heard you didn’t like puppets -🧸
And you felt the need to say this because?
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Nurse Ratched! I get to go back to Dr. Staple soon!
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So I've heard.
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Thank you Nurse Ratched
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It's my job.
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Y-you’re actually going to listen to me? One of them is named Dolly and I think the other is a Kathryn
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Of course I am, it's my job to. Dolly and Kathryn? Very well. I will have a word with them, if they continue, I will make sure they don't get work elsewhere.
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I promise I won’t bite any of the nurses. Even if they are mean to me. I don’t think the restraints are necessary
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Tell me the names of these nurses, dear.
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But-yes nurse Ratched. Can I leave next week?
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We will see.
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Please Nurse Ratched, I’m begging you! Please let me go
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Beg all you like, you're not getting discharged early.
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I-I’m not vulnerable! I’m strong! I have to go, please Nurse Ratched
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Your mental state tells me otherwise.
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But-oh. Oh no. I have to go back and apologize to her. Please send me back so I can apologize and talk to her
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Not yet. You are still vulnerable, I can't have you getting hurt.
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But-but she loves me Nurse Ratched. She said she’d bring me something from her trip. We-we talked all the time!
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She doesn't love you. She may care about you but only as a doctor would their patient. Yes she will be bringing you something but that certainly doesn't mean she loves you.
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She-she said Dr Staple wasn’t going to come back from her trip with Lana Winters. It-it upset me!
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And so what if she doesn't? You are a patient. She's not your friend.
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Do you still perform lobotomies? I’m a nurse trainee and I’d love to sit in on one
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No, I do not. Lobotomies are an outdated practice that did more harm than good.
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hey nursie 🤎
Another one? Can you not read?
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