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Mr March sir, I write poems. Do you like poems? <3

-a aspiring poet.

I do. I often read poems in my youth, I appreciate you reminding me of such methods of writing. I would love to hear your favourites, or even some of your work.

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Mr. March, can i shave that cute little mustache off your face? 👉👈 🥺

Certainly not! Bold of you to assume I’d allow any being near my facial accents.

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Mr march if you don't let me suck your dick I'm gonna kms 🩷

Oh. A little mindful manipulation, I see…

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You’re very attractive.

I’m aware. You wouldn’t be the first to suggest that!

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I have a shrine of you in my room, pictures of you in golden frames, I have one of your suits, I also have one of your murder weapons from 1927 and a candle that smells of you. ☺️ I’m totally not unhealthily obsessed with you!

My god, that is a dedication! I admire it, truly - and thank you for admiring me.

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Hello, Mr. March

~ Lana Winters

Hello.

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I have a pillowcase of you that I make out with every night and sometimes stab

Interesting. A pleasure to see my legacy living on through household items.

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Are you more h. h. holmes or clark gable?

I like to think I’m my own individual person, thank you.

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i wanna crawl inside your ribcage

Interesting. I’m not so sure how I feel about your statement. Each to their own, do as you please.

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michael jackson

Who?

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Happy Birthday serial killer bestie!!!

Sorry I’m late to answering you, but thank you, mortal bestie!!

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happy birthday jamesy!!

Ah! Thank you, my dearest friend.

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hapoy birthday my sweet baby, love you wholeheartedly.

love you forever

Oh my, thank you!

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See you at Devil’s Night, my love. <3

I suppose it is my birthday…

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I suppose it is my birthday…

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I miss this blog

Hello :)

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when monster comes out, if people are saying shit like “he looked so hot in this scene” and excusing it by saying “im referring to evan and not the serial killer he’s playing” ill literally be sick like wtf? you ARE referring to the real serial killer because EVAN IS ACTING AS HIM. evan’s mannerisms in the show and the way he talks, walks ect ect ect are based on this vile fucking person and if you sexualise or romanticise evan in this show you’re just fucking weird.