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@silaskaiser117

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"Mr. President, a 2nd plane has hit the burger"

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Finally, Preston says something useful.

Listen to Preston people

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Tua madre avrebbe dovuto deglutire.

I see the radfems out there saying that every man who's ever been born is a psychopath who's constantly looking for an opportunity to commit a felony and then I remember this one time I was really struggling to get a shopping cart out of another shopping cart and a dude came over to help me, but he couldn't do it, and then another dude came over to help him, and then another came over because it was a challenge he wanted in on, and then I had 3 guys all tearing at a stuck shopping cart, and literally none of them even needed a cart.

And when they got it out, they fist pumped and I said thanks so much and one of them said "easy." And then they left.

And it's like.

I don't think radfems go outside.

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The best version of this meme

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*Slams a comically large bag of money on the table*

will you love him?? 🥺 will you buy. hats.

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reporting all ads as malicious because all ads are malicious

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Let's get this bread, girlies~

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Because there is only one Hunk, and he's the best zombie-killing soldier in Umbrella

people should remember that the word "hunk" exists

no, unless he's a young father, that's not a dilf, that's a hunk. If you want to call a childless man a dilf, at least make him middle aged

no, that's not a bear, that's a hunk. Bears must be fat and hairy

no, that's not a himbo, that's a hunk. Himbos must be dumb, beefy and kind simultaneously, if he's just dumb and beefy that's a hunk

like, cmon people, there's nothing wrong with a humble hunk. Why are you so mean to him?

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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

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>#Delete later

YOU BETTER FUCKING NOT, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

'It's not too late to learn, Fenris'

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Also, the reason rich people think us Working Poors have a "dependency on food" is because they're too busy being high off of cocaine & Ozempic cocktails to have regular appetites. A literal "let them eat cake" moment 24/7

“wouldn’t you rather earn something than have it just handed to you?”

Yeah when it comes to actual awards and fancy goods, but when it comes to basic needs, basic human decency, and accomodations, those things should always be handed to people. No one should have to “earn” those things.Value people as people, not base it on how much they produce. 

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I change my D.O. every couple of years. Currently, it's graphic tee + denim jacket + grey or brown cargo pants + bandana or bucket hat. When I start hormones, I'll probably replace the pants with either a kilt or a skirt

i'm curious, what's everyone's Default Outfit? like what would you be always drawn wearing in a cartoon? mine is concert tee + mid length skirt

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That's the thing, Britt: She WAS nearly crucified. Right before she came out, word about Stockholm was picking up steam for the first time. She specifically chose that time to come out to prevent the news from breaching containment

This whole Black Gryphon thing is just proving my theory that if Lily were a cis guy, she would have been socially crucified off the internet YEARS ago for MUCH LESS than what she's already done.