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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

"Is this...a threat?"

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can I marry your son

"I suppose he is single, I haven't had much luck in finding someone. If you're willing..."

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What do you regard as the worst thing you've done to get ahead? And would you do it again?

"Are you implying I did anything unsavory to get to this position? Hmph...

"Well, I suppose I did somewhat...sabotage the previous prime regent. But that's neither here nor there. He was a bastard anyway."

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Speaking of Castor, what are your thoughts on him? Do you think he's ready?

"I think he's young. He has big ideas and I don't think he truly knows what to do with them. We've all fallen to the jaws of youthful ambition. Life hasn't knocked him yet, but it will."

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Why did you name your son Castor?

"It means to excel. That is what I wanted for him in life. He was a smart boy, he could go far. He was a Veldergrath after all."

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Me, the pioneer and captain of Congrath

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Eckbert? Dilf.

Conner? Dilf.

Veldergrath? Dilf.

This is all Confirmed By Canon

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i hope conner and veldergrath are kissing in ascendance series evil heaven

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old friend (condescending) (homoerotic)

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go girl give us nothing

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sorry. another poll everyone. but obv i have to ask

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beldergrath who is your favorite child

“Oh, I don’t have favorites. I feel for both my sons equally.”

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Could you tell us about your son?

“Oh certainly. Balthazar is a wonderful young man. He’s a lot like his mother, has her heart. I care deeply about the two of them. I am proud to have someone like him carry on the family.”

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Veldergrath, you biggest fangirl ( @h0n3yd3w) wants to know your current location (Are you in Carthya still????) and living status. Can you provide her with a answer, please?

I used good grammar and my soul for this purpose, please answer.

"I am in Carthya, yes. I was just no longer the prime regent, not banished. I am still in my home. And alive as far as I am aware. Assure her that I am fine. I’m flattered.

“And your grammer was very good, yes.”

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“Bold words from a man never married.”

Are you and Conner like….a thing now? Or do you have a woman, like Veldergritha.

“Oh heavens, no! You all seem to have quite the fixation on the two of us. I have a wife, Theophania.”

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Are you and Conner like….a thing now? Or do you have a woman, like Veldergritha.

“Oh heavens, no! You all seem to have quite the fixation on the two of us. I have a wife, Theophania.”

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The Ascendance Series by Jennifer A. Nielsen