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say doc, given how much the AAHW seems to field MAGs, do you guys at SQ have any plans to follow suit (other than that one time Hank got MAGnified)? if not, how come?

Our organization values secrecy and not attracting too much attention to our operations. MAG Agents are the functional opposite of that. Hanks MAGnification was the result of circumstance rather than a direct need to have a MAG on board.

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phobos, ya ever know what happened to

Subject 1v02P_6 

No, I already know what happened to them. They were quite instrumental when it came to Project Gestalt. Their purpose was served and they were no longer useful to Project Nexus, at least, not in the state that they were in.

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So Sheriff, after the second fall of the science tower did Jeb stick around to manage the whole two soda cans problem and u know keep recycling S3L-F's or whatever? or did he ditch again? Did the employers have a problem with that? And also how did ur men manage to beat the AAHW to keep control of the tower? (If too much just answer the last question)

(Also lov u and ur blog. I love reading interpretations of my favorite guys! Ur doing god's work)

Christoff didn't stick around, no. Said he had more important work t' attend to, in usual Christoff fashion. The AAHW didn't bother us much after the fact, mostly because it seemed Christoff went 'n joined 'em. Kept goin' on and on about how Hank needed to be dealt with if Nevada was gonna be safe.

That was a while ago, though. Lately we've encountered some Agency presence, and they've made moves here and there. No major fightin' forces though. Word has it that things are goin' real south deeper into Somewhere. I don't really care though, long as it's away from me n' Nexus City, I couldn't care less. But whatever it is, it's got the majority of Agency troops occupied.

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Wait tricky the fact that you called your little game show. murder time instead of slaughter time implies that you respect copyright law. I don’t know that’s just weird to me. Out of every single crime you have committed violating copyright law is not one of them.

I DON'T RESPECT COPYRIGHT LAW, I JUST RESPECT SLAUGHTER TIME!!!! GARRET GOYLE KNOWS WHAT'S UP, AND I DON'T WANNA STEP ON HIS TOES!!!

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Hey jebus and 2bdamned have you ever noticed that when you work together you actually make a pretty great team. So have you ever considered putting your differences aside for a more shaky, but semi permanent alliance. You did good during that nexus mission after all so other than several arguments about morals, I don’t think it’d be that bad.

Doc: I am not the problem when it comes to Dr. Christoff. I have offered him to join me several times, quite amicably I might add, but it seems he has no interest in aiding our operation. I think this is a great waste, but there is little I can do.

Christoff: I have no interest in working with that "Doc", as he calls himself, and I fully believe that he is not even a real doctor. His experiments with the balance between life and death are dangerous, especially if that technology were to fall into the wrong hands. Not to mention his alliance with Hank, it is destined to backfire on him eventually. He is a fool to think he can control Wimbleton in any capacity.

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out of everyone in here who would or has updog'ed someone

I got Doc with it. Once. I didn't let him live it down for weeks...Still haven't let him live it down, now that I think about it.

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what would arm warmers or leg warmers look like on a nevadean

Uhhh...You mean gloves and pants?

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Deimos. You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. Your Bitch Is Too Bad. They'll Kill You

Eh, they already did that once. Didn't get 'em very far.

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how do you guys feel about the others? like qbert, skinner, chopper dave etc :)

Hank: Who?

Sanford: Doc's old crew? Heard about 'em, but only ever met 'em once or twice. Years ago now. Don't have much of an opinion.

Deimos: I dunno, been so long since I met any of them that I don't really remember what they were like. I just knew they were a part of our faction, just a different branch.

Doc: I don't keep up with them as much as I used to, however me and Dr. Skinner still chat from time to time. From what I understand, things are going quite well over there, and my involvement is not overly necessary, leaving me more time to focus on my work here.

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Ahhh, has it really already been 2 months since the last update post? Time really does fly, especially nowadays.

I guess I'll start this one off with a routine apology about lack of updates as of late. I truly am sorry for keeping the blog as quiet as it has been the last couple of months, and I'll unfortunately have to pull the usual explanation that work has left me feeling drained, both physically and mentally. It's been very sapping of my creative energy lately, and what little I have left I've directed to more one off, short term projects.

The most I can say is again, I haven't forgotten about this blog, it occasionally gets notes still which makes me smile whenever I see them. I'm glad people are still enjoying the blog even during a break like this. I may consider making monthly posts for as long as I'm not actively answering asks, so consider this my monthly "I'm not dead, just tired" post.

I can't promise I'll get back to this blog soon, as my situation won't be changing anytime soon either. Just know it's not forgotten, and not dead, even if it's in the metaphorical back burner for now.

Either way, I hope to return to it sooner rather than later. As always, thanks for sticking around, and I hope you're doing well. Thank you for your continued interest in this project of mine.

- Zep

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Hi there folks, just writing another update here to let you know I'm still around and the blog isn't dead or abandoned or anything.

Things have been a little hectic for me in life as of late, I finally secured a new job (I'm actually writing this during my shift at the moment, bit of a slow period right now.) which means I'll have some more money finally but also less time.

Rest assured I still intend on answering asks here, I've just been directing creative energy elsewhere while also focusing on my real life.

Also keep in mind that you can always send me asks even while the blog is inactive, they will be answered at some point even if it's not instant.

Thanks for sticking with me and your continued interest in this prolonged writing project of mine.

- Zep

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why was gonne's shitty office thing so separated and isolated from the science tower did he really hate being around people that much. no wonder no one gaf about him Supposedly going missing

Gonne was so separated from his fellow scientists due to the sensitive and secretive nature of his work. Even Hofnarr, the highest ranking scientist of all of us, had fairly little idea of the true nature of his work. Phobos wanted to keep it under lock and key.

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Hi,

Has anyone else besides Deimos ever smoked before? 

Hank: Used to, before my throat mostly got replaced with metal. Didn't really make a habit of it though.

Sheriff: I used t' indulge in the occasional cigar from the t' time, but I quit recently. Apparently smoking marks you for death here in Nevada, least in some kinda cosmic way.

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doc, do nevadeans not get numb hands while laying down considering theres no arms for you guys to lay on?

I can confirm that if I were to lay on my hand for long enough, I would eventually get that sort of pins and needles sensation. Unfortunately for us, a hand falling asleep means it may "disconnect" from our body temporarily.

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With how limited the Nevadean dimension is, is space even reachable?

"Space" as you know it does not exist for us, there is only the infinitely improbable outside of the safe borders of Nevada itself. However, if you were to fly directly upwards for a significant enough period of time, you would eventually breach into the Other Place. A similar phenomenon can be recorded for those who go down far enough.

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To hank, how hard is it to talk with that jaw on a scale of 1-10

It's not so bad once you get used to it. I guess a 6/10.

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Jeb, we have turn you into a plush. How do you feel with this information?

My years of fame from the Nexus Core are far behind me...Feels a bit late now, but I suppose I should feel honored that you enjoy my visage so much to have a smaller version of it in your home?