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4.13 - The End

Goodbye to my friends and those who stuck around to follow this blog for whatever reason. I haven't posted here in a minute and I apologize for that. When I started this blog Homestuck was a huge part of my life. The efforts from this still show to this day. I'll never forget this and I'll always love you for allowing me my fifteen minutes. Be safe and kind to each other. Enjoy your life. I'll see you on the other side. - MCDS

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Okay,so I need help I kinda wanna write a song and I need a rap but I need help with Can you help?

not unless you’re gonna pay me

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Rap about my life bro

I rapped enough about Homestuck for 69 lifetimes bruh

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Hear me out thought, would you ever do a rap with the instrumental of Anaconda by Nicki Minaj just for you to name it Striderconda?

it would prob go something like this...MCDS - Striderconda (Ananconda Remix)Lyrics:

Ooooh StridercondaBet my dick built Ford tough, no HondaSweating from the heat, girl's checking out the saunaSword sharp and quick, get a bite like piranhasOoooh so nastyOnly talk money so you know my bucks chattyFresh Godhead, aura rich like a pallyShe ain't never been spoiled so ya girl call me daddyOoooh shit, let me regressIf you looking for a tutor I could teach you for the testTake you down to Texas and take off a little stressSay you wanna come and play a little so I'll do my bestStraight up, it's no buns, no problemAll about the curve when the circle gets to callingGears get to spinning, bars beg your pardonDave "The Vegan" Strider when I'm eating in your garden[Chorus]

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#1 Dave Strider

arigato

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Just wanna say: You're canon. <3

Thank you

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yo think you can let another version of yourself use some of those rhymes you made at conventions? Thought I should ask.

YES IF YOU COSPLAY DAVE PLEASE USE MY STUFF AT CONVENTIONS OR MEETUPS OR WHATEVER HOMESTUCK THING IS HAPPENING THEY ARE YOURS TO USE AS YOU PLEASE GO RIP SOME LINES IN FRONT OF SOME KIDS WHO DIDNT KNOW THIS GOLD MINE EXISTED - MCDS

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whispers where can I download your songs

itunes search kanye west

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no you arent

i suck at names this is why im emcee dave strider

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d'ya have a personal blog

yeah

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Post a selfie please? uwu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0UTT49AMe0

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you + Daft Punk = perfection

its a goal maybe one day our collective daftness will collide like beautiul diamonds in the sky

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I'm trying to study while listening to your music but I just can't! Your voice is just too damn good! Please keep making music, man. -Love your avid fan <3

thanks dude the skateboard grind never stops hit up soundcloud.com/yourdafthero for more nice sounds

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i really liked apple juice, dear terezi II, and say my name! those are my three favorites

Dear Terezi 2 is an interesting choice! Im really glad someone liked that one. I love the instrumental.

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ALRIGHT LAST 413 POST FINISH YOUR DAY OFF WITH MY WHOLE DISCROGRAPHY HOPE YOURE HAVING A GOOD DAY LOVE ALL YOU KIDS PEACE

Hey followers! Here is a master post containing download links and all information on the content I’ve created. MAIN SERIES Shades & AJ (2011) Tracklist - 1. TG 2. cool 3. paradox 4. Apple Juice 5. swagwiches 6. God Tier Drop 7. Round II 8. ATH 9. Dear Terezi 10. FRIED & BATTERED 11. diamonds 12. xiii Listen/Download - http://tindeck.com/album/pzddr STRXDXR CLVN (2012) Tracklist - 1. Mr.Strider (Intro) 2. Ascend 3. Level Up 4. Big Spender 5. Dear Terezi II 6. Dear Bro 7. Grist City 8. Answer Equius 9. Trilly 10. The Very Best 11. I Love Homestuck (Bonus) Listen/Download - http://tindeck.com/album/kkubf LONG.LIVE.DAVE (2013) Tracklist - 1.LongLive 2.1996 3.Insufferable Prick 4.Godhead 5.TX 6.What?? 7.I Own Rap 8.Thrift Shop Remix 9.Dave Rap Remix 10.Like It Hot Listen/Download - http://tindeck.com/album/xzoum davEND - Incomplete(2013) Tracks - 1. Heirlooms (No Hiatus) Listen/Download - http://tindeck.com/listen/wacs

2. 4:13am in Houston Listen/Download - http://tindeck.com/listen/cdxt 3. Say My Name (John x Dave) Listen/Download - http://tindeck.com/listen/grnd SIDE SERIES STRIDmatic EP (2012) Tracklist - 1. Dear Jade (Dave x Jade) 2. Dear Vriska 3. DSFREESTLYE 4. Eriden Licks Buckets 5. FISHJUICE ft. Eriden Ampora 6. Green Pies & Red Eyes ft. Gamzee Makara 7. Kanaya Reply/Diss 8. Damn It Feels Good To Be A Homestuck (Bonus) Listen/Download  - http://tindeck.com/album/ieyxv FAN COLLAB SERIES The Great All-Homestuck Rap Album (2012) Tracklist - 1. DJ Honey Money (Intro) 2. Chill 3. Rap Challenge* 4. Strider Style* 5. Glitch* 6. apply saucy 7. Clown Swag Attack* 8. Island Life* 9. Merci ft Bro 10. [s] Rex Duodecim Angelus Rap* 11. Outro * = Songs submitted by fans. Listen/Download - http://tindeck.com/album/vvdlm The Great All-Homestuck Rap Album II (2012) Tracklist - 1. DJ Honey Money 2* 2. Kick It Barack 3. Walk With Me* 4. capriquius* 5. DNA ft Rose Lalonde 6. sbahj* 7. Rose’s Rap* 8. Dead Miles* 9. Battle of the Cool Kids* 10.Lord Calliborn* 11.Put You On Gamz * 12.Love Dem Boonbucks* 13.MellowTime 14.MRS N1C3 W4TCH* 15.They Call Hime Rufioh* 16.savior 17.Dead Daves * = Songs submitted by fans If you wish to download individual songs most can be found on my main tindeck profile - http://tindeck.com/users/basedTGodhead This is a 70+ Homestuck themed rap song package. Enjoy!

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listen to this while you out coolin

HAPPY 413.2K14 HERE WITH AN EXCLUSIVE TRACK FOR YALL FOR MY FOLLOWERS I KNOW ITS BEEN A MINUTE THANKS FOR STICKING AROUND HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY STAY SAFE KIDS THIS TRACK IS PRODUCED BY AVG (WHEN I LEARN OF HIS TUMBLR ILL EDIT THIS) FOLLOW HIM ASAP MC DAVE STRIDER - LORD FT. JOHN EGBERT (PROD. BY AVG) Lyrics:

Two cups stuffed, 40oz of piss Godhead of rap causing miracle whips Top of this, cherry on the sundae anyway Fires burn high as high heaven anyday

Young Dave the sinner, motivate sinister  Synergy centered on the prize, que the finisher Oversleeping slacker, slick talking linguist  This my destiny and I musn’t go undistinguished

Warm from the cold weather, hell is right beneath this Never feel defeated, but I never reach for Jesus All Hov and Yeezus, strike down these heathens  Best of the bunch no matter dead or breathing

Sick sickle slaying son of a brother If you looking for a busta than you looking another I’m the fusion of a few deities minus thunder Yeah, nasty like down under

And I’m looting these losers with manic maneuvers And my linguistics lethal and comrades computers Spew sessions of quantities in highest quality No hero this cool leaks oil cruder

More oft than not, I twist tie the plot Plunder and pillage the village til the gold rush stop Burn hotels after raiding them as well To pick Pandora’s pantry to find panties straight from hell

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I’m out here preparing pilgrimage pillars And I burn all these pigs as they hunger for Dillas Watch, watch, watch, watch, time is what matters Yo, I’ld rather break bread but I’m helping your stature

Bucks by truckloads and my pockets getting fatter I’m two steps away to make this blade splatter Text me lil mama, I ain’t one for the chatter Hit you back when I’m free of AJ from the bladder

Off top the coolest thing to drop since Snoop Dogg You aint gotta guess, girl you know that it’s loooooooong I mean, really who you fucking with? List of best rappers, me and my clones half of it

Habbit is, Im rabid when the beat drop, going in Speak like a prophet, swore I was born again Take your money, take your wife, spare your life, burn your land Dont you forget, I’m Dave Strider man

Dave Strider  Dave Strider All who speak ill of me are liars

Yall are corny, troll rappers bore me I’ld embarrass you but you already do it for me Best from Houston, known around town Shit, I’m clowning on em while clowning around

No joke punchlines, I rap to burn time And my minutes merely do life like fed crimes Do or die, I squash that, no beef, you cows whack My shades worth more than 413 money stacks

To equip these burners I swear it’s easy Kids dress up at conventions and pretend to be Go ahead and beam me, I’m out from Earth Passing the mic the main man Egbert, GO!

THANKS FOR LISTENING LOVE AND PEACE

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HAPPY 413.2K14 HERE WITH AN EXCLUSIVE TRACK FOR YALL FOR MY FOLLOWERS I KNOW ITS BEEN A MINUTE THANKS FOR STICKING AROUND HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY STAY SAFE KIDS THIS TRACK IS PRODUCED BY AVG (WHEN I LEARN OF HIS TUMBLR ILL EDIT THIS) FOLLOW HIM ASAP MC DAVE STRIDER - LORD FT. JOHN EGBERT (PROD. BY AVG) Lyrics:

Two cups stuffed, 40oz of piss Godhead of rap causing miracle whips Top of this, cherry on the sundae anyway Fires burn high as high heaven anyday

Young Dave the sinner, motivate sinister  Synergy centered on the prize, que the finisher Oversleeping slacker, slick talking linguist  This my destiny and I musn’t go undistinguished

Warm from the cold weather, hell is right beneath this Never feel defeated, but I never reach for Jesus All Hov and Yeezus, strike down these heathens  Best of the bunch no matter dead or breathing

Sick sickle slaying son of a brother If you looking for a busta than you looking another I’m the fusion of a few deities minus thunder Yeah, nasty like down under

And I’m looting these losers with manic maneuvers And my linguistics lethal and comrades computers Spew sessions of quantities in highest quality No hero this cool leaks oil cruder

More oft than not, I twist tie the plot Plunder and pillage the village til the gold rush stop Burn hotels after raiding them as well To pick Pandora’s pantry to find panties straight from hell

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I’m out here preparing pilgrimage pillars And I burn all these pigs as they hunger for Dillas Watch, watch, watch, watch, time is what matters Yo, I’ld rather break bread but I’m helping your stature

Bucks by truckloads and my pockets getting fatter I’m two steps away to make this blade splatter Text me lil mama, I ain’t one for the chatter Hit you back when I’m free of AJ from the bladder

Off top the coolest thing to drop since Snoop Dogg You aint gotta guess, girl you know that it’s loooooooong I mean, really who you fucking with? List of best rappers, me and my clones half of it

Habbit is, Im rabid when the beat drop, going in Speak like a prophet, swore I was born again Take your money, take your wife, spare your life, burn your land Dont you forget, I’m Dave Strider man

Dave Strider  Dave Strider All who speak ill of me are liars

Yall are corny, troll rappers bore me I’ld embarrass you but you already do it for me Best from Houston, known around town Shit, I’m clowning on em while clowning around

No joke punchlines, I rap to burn time And my minutes merely do life like fed crimes Do or die, I squash that, no beef, you cows whack My shades worth more than 413 money stacks

To equip these burners I swear it’s easy Kids dress up at conventions and pretend to be Go ahead and beam me, I’m out from Earth Passing the mic the main man Egbert, GO!

THANKS FOR LISTENING LOVE AND PEACE