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askbrittsspierce:

We’re like scooby and the gang!  Ooh, definitely!  Technically it was only me, she wanted to leave it up to you guys, but I said no to that idea.  The actual name!  It’s a great name!

Ooh, can I be Daphne? I always wanted to be her. That sounds about right. I’ll have to run it by Ryder so I can’t make any concrete promises but even if he says no to it being the actual name, it would kick all kinds of butt as the nickname if need be.

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askbrittsspierce:

Me too, I think it’s much nicer to believe that than to find out it’s something else more horrifying.  Totally!  Burnt popcorn actually has a nice flavor.  Oh!  And just so you know, I was talking to Quinn and I’ve decided your first child is going to be called Sugar Baby.  So you can look forward to that.

Case closed. Glad we cracked it! Burnt caramel? Best. You two are naming my and Ryder’s children already? Sugar Baby? As a nickname or as the actual name? 

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askbrittsspierce:

I really hope so too, or at least that they saw an animal doing it and thought it’d be a good idea to copy them.  That’d be way too sad, popcorn should always be a happy thing.

That’s a possibility that I’ll gladly accept as the truth. It should be. You can’t really go wrong when it comes to popcorn, even burnt it’s still decent.

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askqfabray:

I think they’ll all be getting a huge dose of reality at some point. There’s no way they won’t eventually get what’s coming to them, which is a reminder that no matter how powerful they believe they are there’s always someone who can overpower them when the situations calls for it.

It’s really putting things into perspective. The little man is really gonna win in the end and it’ll be like when the tortoise beat the hare and almost everyone was shocked because they didn’t think it was possible. We still have time for that Christmas miracle to kick in.

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askqfabray:

We could only get so lucky. It’s sad that we have to hope that an entire population of people will be overrun because they’re too horrible to be trusted with assuring that good things happen to the rest of the world. If only they could realize just how terrible they are.

It’s like we’ve entered one of those end of the world type novels where heroes have to come up out of nowhere to take over for the evil dictators in the world. But way less fun. They think they’re the greatest invention since sliced bread and popcorn. They need to be visited by the ghosts from A Christmas Carol.

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askbrittsspierce:

The milking question isn’t one I’ve ever thought about, but I really don’t want to know the answer to it.  Let’s definitely focus on popcorn, because that’s less gross.

I’ve thought about it but I keep hoping it was a huge accident. Hopefully no one got burnt trying to make the first batch of it, that’d be sad.

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askqfabray:

We barely won it and have a specifc group of people to thank for it, which proves somewhat that the things we’ve believed have been correct all along. Hopefully they’ll continue to push us towards winning things because we need voices other than white ment to be heard.

I’ll be praising them for the rest of my days. They’re always pulling through and I don’t think they get enough credit from the masses. We need to get to the point where white men are the minority for once because that would be glorious and cost effective. 

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askbrittsspierce:

That name is so much smarter than I ever thought!  I wonder if someone saw corn in a fire and that it popped and then tried to do it themselves?  It’s a good question, I don’t know how it got started.

It’s one of those great mysteries of the world. It’s up there with Stonehenge and how people discovered which animals can be miked. But popcorn is one of the more beneficial.

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askthemegastud:

When you find one hit me up.

If I’m able to track you down wherever you’re stowed away at, you’ll be the first person I hit up.

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askqfabray:

Sometimes it takesa while to get there, but the ultimate result is really all that matters.

We won another small battle! I wish it was by a wider margin but I’m taking what I can get! We’re getting some tiny Christmas presents already.

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askbrittsspierce:

It’s our pop secret!  Wait a minute…is that why that popcorn is called that?

I never thought about it but that would make so much sense! It literally pops! I wonder who decided to try to make popcorn?

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askqfabray:

Slowly but surely is the only true way to win. Seeing them get defeated little by little is actually making it more enjoyable. I’m sure all of them are being investigated so it hopefully won’t take too long before their house of cards falls down.

You’re right. It’s appealing to my vengeful side which I’m totally okay with. This is like the longest game of cards and chess ever known but I’ll take it if we get the win in the end.

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askbrittsspierce:

Ordering some now!

Woo! Phase one of having the best secret ever is underway!

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askqfabray:

With every step forwards, there’s two steps back. Sadly it does seem like things are unevenly balanced right now, but hopefully things will start tilting our way again. We’ve won some pretty big battles so  I have to believe it’s possible.

It’s like the universe is like you can’t get a win too fast or else you won’t savor it but this is just being dragged on and on. But I guess as long as we manage to win the main war, I’m all for it. 

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askbrittsspierce:

Totally!  There’s no other kind of secret that’s as nice as that.

Now all we need is the popcorn to get this secret on the road!

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askbrittsspierce:

And I won’t ever tell them!  It’ll be our secret - we can just smile knowingly at each other and say that we don’t smell it.

It’ll be one of the best secrets ever! It doesn’t hurt anyone and it’s a great inside joke kind of secret! Those are the perfect kind!

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askthemegastud:

Oh, I get it. People dip out when I’m around. I see how it is.

We were all off in search of friends who like to constantly grace us with their presence instead of occasionally, that’s all.