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i am going to freak out! and not in a way anyone finds endearing or relatable

[askmumbojumbo]

Drop kicks you

Why????? :{

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i am full of love and also fatigue

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"Only one piece, and you're getting no pity from me if your stomach starts hurting." He pulled his phone out to start the order. Despite his words, he knew he'd be fussing over Grian the moment he started feeling bad.

Grian 'gracefully' kicked the door open keys in his mouth as he struggled to hold a bagfrom the nearest tech shop, and a paper one with a bottle of wine and flowers as he struggled to hold things on his way in the door.

"Sorry I'm late! I know I promised i wouldn't but there was this guy robbing an old lady-"

@ask-the-grian

A loud startled yelp slipped from Mumbo's mouth as the door slammed open, the candle he'd been about to set down slipping from his hand. He dropped to his knees, little pained noises leaving him as he frantically patted out the little fire before it could spread across the carpet.

Crisis averted he slowly turned to face Grian, ignoring the melted wax stinging his hands. He shifted a bit to try and turn his panicked position into one that looked more casual.

"Oh it's fine, it's fine. Just gave me more time to enjoy our lovely...Carpet. Do you like the candles?" He gestured to the various candles that now dotted the living room.

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mumbo lore drop. sick

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Why are you crying about your sautering iron?

I'm not crying about the soldering iron, I'm crying at the soldering iron. Very different things

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"Oh she's the absolute worst!" He sounded far more pleased about the woman then Grian did. He planted a warm kiss on his cheek, lightly tweaking one of the ruffled feathers. He quickly stepped away before Grian could retaliate.

"Do you want to pick what we get for supper? I'll even let you get something with bread as a treat for humoring me."

Grian 'gracefully' kicked the door open keys in his mouth as he struggled to hold a bagfrom the nearest tech shop, and a paper one with a bottle of wine and flowers as he struggled to hold things on his way in the door.

"Sorry I'm late! I know I promised i wouldn't but there was this guy robbing an old lady-"

@ask-the-grian

A loud startled yelp slipped from Mumbo's mouth as the door slammed open, the candle he'd been about to set down slipping from his hand. He dropped to his knees, little pained noises leaving him as he frantically patted out the little fire before it could spread across the carpet.

Crisis averted he slowly turned to face Grian, ignoring the melted wax stinging his hands. He shifted a bit to try and turn his panicked position into one that looked more casual.

"Oh it's fine, it's fine. Just gave me more time to enjoy our lovely...Carpet. Do you like the candles?" He gestured to the various candles that now dotted the living room.

[askmumbojumbo]

.....That's normal. :{

You need therapy, badly

I think this message was for pearl. I'll pass it along!

@pearlescentmoondoesthings

Or maybe for mumbo...

[askmumbojumbo]

I'm perfectly stable, thank you very much

You need therapy, badly

I think this message was for pearl. I'll pass it along!

@pearlescentmoondoesthings

Or maybe for mumbo...

[askmumbojumbo]

this bloody cat keeps messing with the redstone

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"It's just the one episode." He gave Grian his best puppy dog eyes once his attention was on him again.

"Please? We can watch whatever you want afterwards, I promise."

Grian 'gracefully' kicked the door open keys in his mouth as he struggled to hold a bagfrom the nearest tech shop, and a paper one with a bottle of wine and flowers as he struggled to hold things on his way in the door.

"Sorry I'm late! I know I promised i wouldn't but there was this guy robbing an old lady-"

@ask-the-grian

A loud startled yelp slipped from Mumbo's mouth as the door slammed open, the candle he'd been about to set down slipping from his hand. He dropped to his knees, little pained noises leaving him as he frantically patted out the little fire before it could spread across the carpet.

Crisis averted he slowly turned to face Grian, ignoring the melted wax stinging his hands. He shifted a bit to try and turn his panicked position into one that looked more casual.

"Oh it's fine, it's fine. Just gave me more time to enjoy our lovely...Carpet. Do you like the candles?" He gestured to the various candles that now dotted the living room.

[askmumbojumbo]

You make grian watch romance shows?

W- Well come on, make is a strong word. I just....Politely, persistently, encourage him to watch with me. They're fun! He has fun!

[askmumbojumbo]

Can we have a grian biting someone? <3

tastes like redstone

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"Gri...." He started, quickly stopping himself. There wasn't much he could say, nothing he hadn't already tried to say, to make the situation better. He took the easy out, even though it left a bad taste in his mouth.

The pout on his mouth was more genuine this time. "But Grian, the new episode is out, we can't miss it!"

Grian 'gracefully' kicked the door open keys in his mouth as he struggled to hold a bagfrom the nearest tech shop, and a paper one with a bottle of wine and flowers as he struggled to hold things on his way in the door.

"Sorry I'm late! I know I promised i wouldn't but there was this guy robbing an old lady-"

@ask-the-grian

A loud startled yelp slipped from Mumbo's mouth as the door slammed open, the candle he'd been about to set down slipping from his hand. He dropped to his knees, little pained noises leaving him as he frantically patted out the little fire before it could spread across the carpet.

Crisis averted he slowly turned to face Grian, ignoring the melted wax stinging his hands. He shifted a bit to try and turn his panicked position into one that looked more casual.

"Oh it's fine, it's fine. Just gave me more time to enjoy our lovely...Carpet. Do you like the candles?" He gestured to the various candles that now dotted the living room.

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"On Valentine's day? You can't even give him a break today?" Despite the chiding he was still smiling. He gave the bird one last squeeze before finally pulling away to actually grab the vase.

"I thought we could order in tonight? There's that new fusion place that opened up down the street. Or we could always go with old reliable."

Grian 'gracefully' kicked the door open keys in his mouth as he struggled to hold a bagfrom the nearest tech shop, and a paper one with a bottle of wine and flowers as he struggled to hold things on his way in the door.

"Sorry I'm late! I know I promised i wouldn't but there was this guy robbing an old lady-"

@ask-the-grian

A loud startled yelp slipped from Mumbo's mouth as the door slammed open, the candle he'd been about to set down slipping from his hand. He dropped to his knees, little pained noises leaving him as he frantically patted out the little fire before it could spread across the carpet.

Crisis averted he slowly turned to face Grian, ignoring the melted wax stinging his hands. He shifted a bit to try and turn his panicked position into one that looked more casual.

"Oh it's fine, it's fine. Just gave me more time to enjoy our lovely...Carpet. Do you like the candles?" He gestured to the various candles that now dotted the living room.

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"Mmm, I'll check." Despite saying that he didn't actually move. Instead he tucked his face into the crook of Grian's neck, humming softly.

"Did you do anything else while you were out? Besides saving little old ladies and buying things to spoil me of course."

Grian 'gracefully' kicked the door open keys in his mouth as he struggled to hold a bagfrom the nearest tech shop, and a paper one with a bottle of wine and flowers as he struggled to hold things on his way in the door.

"Sorry I'm late! I know I promised i wouldn't but there was this guy robbing an old lady-"

@ask-the-grian

A loud startled yelp slipped from Mumbo's mouth as the door slammed open, the candle he'd been about to set down slipping from his hand. He dropped to his knees, little pained noises leaving him as he frantically patted out the little fire before it could spread across the carpet.

Crisis averted he slowly turned to face Grian, ignoring the melted wax stinging his hands. He shifted a bit to try and turn his panicked position into one that looked more casual.

"Oh it's fine, it's fine. Just gave me more time to enjoy our lovely...Carpet. Do you like the candles?" He gestured to the various candles that now dotted the living room.

[askmumbojumbo]

"Well, the money's definitely going somewhere and no one's kicked us out yet so." He shrugged. "It's probably fine. I can try looking into it if you really want to know." He made sure his hand was dry before slipping behind Grian, wrapping his arms around his waist.

"Do we actually own any vases to put those in?"

Grian 'gracefully' kicked the door open keys in his mouth as he struggled to hold a bagfrom the nearest tech shop, and a paper one with a bottle of wine and flowers as he struggled to hold things on his way in the door.

"Sorry I'm late! I know I promised i wouldn't but there was this guy robbing an old lady-"

@ask-the-grian

A loud startled yelp slipped from Mumbo's mouth as the door slammed open, the candle he'd been about to set down slipping from his hand. He dropped to his knees, little pained noises leaving him as he frantically patted out the little fire before it could spread across the carpet.

Crisis averted he slowly turned to face Grian, ignoring the melted wax stinging his hands. He shifted a bit to try and turn his panicked position into one that looked more casual.

"Oh it's fine, it's fine. Just gave me more time to enjoy our lovely...Carpet. Do you like the candles?" He gestured to the various candles that now dotted the living room.