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So Death, we were wondering, what's your opinion on the movie Titanic? It's really important for us to know.

Depends how you see it, it's bad for business when Luci is a sobbing mess after it for days and the clients are complaining. On the other hand, the annoying girlfriends and wives after watching it basicly throw their men at my bitches. So it's a complicated question.

But if you're asking if i like the movie itself? Eh, i don't like or dislike it. But the redhead in it, damn she would be a hoe.

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HI DAD! I'M FORCING BALTHAZAR TO WATCH THE TITANIC! - Gabriel

That means you're going to pay me for the three hours you're skipping with this nonsense, right bitch?

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You your hoes have kinks, or "specialties"...?

Snickerdoodle and Sugar Pie obviously are into food kinks. 

Luci likes being in the centre of attention, and record himself with the clients. Sometimes it causes trouble, but i sort it out. Personally, i like his kink the best.

See, my darling Allie is well known for his glorious torture knowledge, we used it to our advantage.

And Celine obviously needs the Titanic theme song to be played during work.

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UH NEVER MIND ON THE LAST ONE DAD. EVERYTHING'S FIXED. - GABRIEL

You hoes make me all pissy. Snickerdoodle, come here.

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DAMN IT SUGAR PIE, I DIDN'T KNOW IT WASN'T YOOOOOOOOOOOOU! YOU HAVE A COUPLE CLONES OUT THERE BABY! ALL JUST AS FINE THOUGH! - GABRIEL

Damn it, you hoes instead of whining, GET BACK ON THE STREET AND START WORKING. I NEED MONEY FOR A NEW HAT.

Stupid bitches.

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Jesus, Gabe, you're whiny. And I'm going to regret what!? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, BITCH. But...you might wanna talk to Ice Blue, maybe do a threesome? And yeah, I'll still bring the pie. --Sugar Pie

Sugar Pie, you hoes better be making money out of this. I don't keep y'all for free. Also, i believe you owe me some of the cash you hide in your thong. Give it to daddy, or i'll spank you till your ass is burning red.

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DAD! DAAAAAAAAAD! HEY DAD! I'M JUST LETTING YOU KNOW THAT I GOT MY OWN PLACE. BUT IMMA WAIT TIL MICHELLE KICKS ME OUT BEFORE MOVING IN. SHE DOESN'T MAKE ME PAY RENT AND SHE BUYS ME CANDY. - GABRIEL

HOE QUIT SHOUTIN' AT ME! You better be back before the end of the month, Blondie's already thinking about taking off. I can't let my best hoes just go away like that, and Milky Way is causin troubles.

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DADDY, CAN YOU REMIND SUGAR PIE THAT WE'RE HAVING A SEXATHON? THAT LITTLE BITCH IS GOING TO REGRET THIS. - GABRIEL

Hoe, you better be doing in front of someone so you make me money.

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SEE DADDY? I'M WORKING EVEN WHILE I'M ON VACATION. OH HEY, TELL CELINE THAT MY HEART WILL GO ON AND ON AND ON FOR HIM. THAT BITCH'LL LOVE THAT. XD - GABRIEL

Will do Snickerdick.

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OH SUGAR PIE. I ALREADY POPPED ICE BLUE'S CHERRY. SORRY IF YOU WANTED TO BE THE FIRST. YOU SHOULD HOPE ON THAT, HE'S SWEET AS CHERRY PIE AND WE ALL KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE PIE. ;) AND HELLS YEAH! THE BACK SEAT OF THAT CAR WAS MADE FOR SEX. ...OR MAYBE I'M THE ONE MADE FOR SEX. EITHER WAY, IT WAS FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC. - GABRIEL

......you make me mad a lot times bitch but damn, you're my favourite. :')

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But, but, but, BUT--!!! That's MY car. They shouldn't give two shits what goes on back there. >I (Maybe Cas--Ice Blue...but we hadn't hooked up yet) What, is the backseat of my Impala prime real estate for fucking or something!? --Sugar Pie

Dean, DEAN. The backseat of a vintage car? Where do think half of my bitches were concieved? Hell, half the kids born in '67 & '68? 

Them cars made for fuckin'.

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OH HEY, AND TELL SUGAR PIE THAT CHOCOLATE MOUSSE TASTED JUST AS GOOD AS HE SOUNDS! - GABRIEL

Oh I'm SURE he knows........

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HELLS NO! LUCIFER TOOK THE TIME OFF INSTEAD OF ME! I'LL MAKE IT UP I PROMISE. - GABRIEL.

YOU BETTER. 

YOU.

BETTER.

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HEY DADDY, LET CROWLS KNOW I'M GOING TO MISS HIM WHILE I'M VACATIONING. - GABRIEL

-_-

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SON OF A BITCH! Just caught Snickerdoodle and Choc. Mousse FUCKING IN THE BACK OF MY BABY!!! They'll ruin the upholstery. MAKE. THEM. STOP. Christ, I did not need to see my brother riding--CAS GET THE BRAIN BLEACH! --Sugar Pie

Ehhhhh sounds like revenge for nailin' Big Red in there back in the day. Maybe you could scare 'em off by reminding them that both of you were conceived in that back seat eh?

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HEY DADDY, I'M TAKING A VACATION. I'LL WORK IT OFF WHEN I GET BACK. TELL LUCIFER WE HAVE TO BLOW EACH OTHER IN FRONT OF ANYAA. UNTIL THEN I'M OUT! - GABRIEL

WHOA WHOA WHOA - hold up a sec, last time I checked you had a vacation last week!? 

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What about Balthazar and Crowley. They must have pretty sweet nicknames.

Oh them? We just call Crowley velvet because he's smooth, especially that tongue mmmm..... And Balthazar? Well we call him Celine obviously.